I need help with a shirt for my wedding

There is a difference between a Hawaiian shirt and an aloha shirt.

I am sure you can find very nice aloha shirts online.

Which are louder? I like the ones most likely to blind someone.

Just as a note my fiancé has been great as far as the wedding planning has gone to help me out in decreasing the suck. We’re working with the judge who is marrying us to break my buddy’s record of 8 min procession in to procession out but more than likely we’ll end up in the 10-15 min range. She want’s something very traditional so it’s a lot of compromise.

I don’t want to do anything that will spoil it for her I’m just looking at this as the largest and by far most expensive party I will ever throw and want it to be memorable and fun. When I think back on other weddings there has generally be one thing that stands out about each of them and I guess I’m reaching for more than that was a good wedding.

My best friend parachuted into his ceremony; I didn’t know how so I rode a speed boat in. Like I mentioned the 8 min wedding was great. Others have been booze fests or had a great band and I was looking to combine all of the great things I’ve seen possibly punch it up a notch or two and then minimize the suck.

One thing I do want to comment on I’m not looking to ruin her wedding experience in any way which is why I started the thread. Since I figured there was a shot that outside perception would differ from min on ruining the experience.