# I need soapy puns! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191 "2006-12-07T07:44:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/1 "2006-12-07T07:44:50Z")
I need puns! I need clever word play! I’ve started making soaps and recently found a company who wants to sell them. However, I need a name! I have everything else ready, they’re packaged and in a display case, all set to go… but I am sitting here with only 9 hours left to go, trying to think of a name to stick on the placard that goes in the box. _ARGH_! Ones come up with and rejected by my husband and I: Lyer Lyer Curl Up & Lye Slippery Soap … Help me? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/2 "2006-12-07T08:10:27Z")
Soaper Duper. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/3 "2006-12-07T08:24:33Z")
Lather is the Best Medicine Best Suds 4Eva Soap Rings Eternal ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/4 "2006-12-07T08:44:56Z")
Lather, rinse, repeat? ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/5 "2006-12-07T08:53:58Z")
Bubble Trouble? ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/6 "2006-12-07T09:00:49Z")
Doubley Bubbley (make certain to spell it this way) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/7 "2006-12-07T13:58:15Z")
Dirty Mouth brand soap. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/8 "2006-12-07T14:01:34Z")
Bar ‘o’ Suds, The Exfoliator, Indulgence I think I’m done now. ---
**Author:** ![tbdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@tbdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbdi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/9 "2006-12-07T14:07:48Z")
Cilantro ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/10 "2006-12-07T14:18:56Z")
Rudolph Soap _100% Rendered Slain Deer_ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/11 "2006-12-07T17:18:55Z")
[QUOTE=BraheSilver] Lather is the Best Medicine Soap Rings Eternal [/QUOTE] These two are in the running, and my husband seems to have sparked a fondness for \*Lyer, Lyer \* once again. Me, I’m too excited/exhausted to make a reasonable decision, so I’m going to run these by my co-workers at the store. Popular vote is likely to win, unless I suddenly come back to life. I’ve worked so hard on this all week since finding out, getting enough soap ready to go out, and now my brain just decided to take a vacation. Between this and the “homework” for my regular job, I’m toasted. **LOUNE** - if I used “Dirty Mouth”, I’d have to get that chick from the Orbit white commercials. But then you’d never see her again, because I’d keep her. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/12 "2006-12-07T17:24:41Z")
So, you DON’T want to use “Dirty Mouth” because you DON’T want the blond girl from the Orbit commercials? How does that work? Do you not covet her? It sounds like you’re naming it “Dirty Mouth”. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/13 "2006-12-07T17:36:28Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So, you DON’T want to use “Dirty Mouth” because you DON’T want the blond girl from the Orbit commercials? How does that work? Do you not covet her? It sounds like you’re naming it “Dirty Mouth”. [/QUOTE] Nah, I’d be keeping her away from the rest of the world, and that’s just not fair. Though shalt not covet thy neighbour’s dirty soapy wife, or somesuch. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/14 "2006-12-07T17:41:07Z")
Meh. If it were me, I’d covet, take, stuff under my arm, and stash under my bed. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/15 "2006-12-07T17:44:04Z")
Frothy Goodness. “Soap so good you’ll want to wash your mouth out with it.” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/16 "2006-12-07T17:48:38Z")
What about “Angel’s Turd”? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/17 "2006-12-07T17:51:19Z")
Soap, Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/18 "2006-12-07T17:54:14Z")
Thrills! (You know … based on “The Gum That Tastes Like Soap” It’s a Canadian thing for those unaware) ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/19 "2006-12-07T18:01:45Z")
Frothy, the Soapman – OK, it’s seasonal. Soap-positories – You’ll never be a dirty bum! Aria – when you want a soap opera. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191/20 "2006-12-07T18:15:06Z")
A couple more: Soap Benedict – Leader of the Holy Foamin’ Empire! Doc OCS – For when you have a compulsion to wash your hands. Lather & Lace – The soap that’s strong yet tender. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-soapy-puns/383191.md?page=2)