I need someone to jump me!

I knew it! I knew you were stalking me!!

LurkMeister, honestly, I don’t generally call him about just any inane thing, but for some reason, I needed to share this. Sheesh, if he gets the job in Baltimore, I’m facing two years of doing for myself - dang!!

FCM, I guess I have neither a dirty enough mind, nor an auto, um, mind. I thought you just needed someone to put a whuppin on you.

Then again, if someone likes that kind of thing, I guess it can appear kinda dirty…

Well, I guess you’ll be buying a LOT of batteries this year!

(Sorry, I’m just an unknown lurker, but I couldn’t resist that one):wink:

Oh, man, I can’t believe I didn’t see that straight line!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You get a gold star for catching it! *

Hey //\etalhea|) - Cooool screen name!!

Have you people seen the “Number of views” for this thread lately??? :eek:

(And I’d love to jump FCM, if she ever gets within jumping distance of me… :wink: )

And great sig. Did Barbara Bush really say that? Guess poor George Sr. didn’t get very much head. :smiley:

Well, of course!

You know sometimes, when you’re in the bedroom changing, and the tree outside your window is moving in the breeze, but there’s no breeze?

It’s Rue. He always gets to the good spots ahead of me, durn his hide. :wink:

Fergit the batteries. I was just going to ask if I could come over and watch! :stuck_out_tongue:

ummmm, RTF, when I see you Saturday and I smack you, remember this thread!

:smiley:

See how innocent I must be? I avoided it because I thought was about sex and not her van! :smiley:

I don’t have the details, but it’s my understanding that it’s an authentic quote.

You like me, you really like me!!!

(I was afraid everyone would think I was a |)ickhea|) ) lol

One thing on the Check Engine light, sometimes they’re set to go off after a certain number of miles. This is an “idiot light” to tell you to get your regular maintenance. Had this happen on one car I owned. Found out about the light, and the little reset switch under the dash.

FairyChatMom, I was about to join in this thread with sympathy cos I ain’t been getting any lately…
:slight_smile:

Irishman, hubby’s old 'Vette was like that. But since this light came on at 108420 miles or so, I don’t think it’s a periodic thing. Back when I had about 30K miles or so, it had come on for some sensor in the emission system. I’m assuming it’s a similar deal now. I’ll find out next week - it’s going in the shop on Weds, since we’re headed north later today for a long weekend.

tritone, I can offer you a buncha sympathy, but that’s about it. You don’t want my advice and I ain’t putting out, so… How about a sappy “Inspirational Thought” - Just when you least expect it, that someone special will appear in your life, and then all will be wonderfulness, and then you might get some. :smiley:

Thanks, FCM

Now, just as soon as I get through these gnrfnr#@! exams, I’m gonna get me a little black dress, and start going out Saturday nights, and STOP EXPECTING IT!!!

:smiley:

Maybe you and Gingy can join forces. After all, I’m in trouble with her, too. :smiley:

Jus’ wonderin’ why your first thought is to call the doctors’ association about a dead battery? I’m guessing you figure they have the $ to pay the mechanic’s next boat payment.

Unless you meant the American Management Association, in which case, I’m totally lost on this one…:wink: