# I need this kid's joke explained to me. (joke inside)

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**Created:** [July 21, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-kids-joke-explained-to-me-joke-inside/837407 "2019-07-21T19:46:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-kids-joke-explained-to-me-joke-inside/837407/41 "2020-11-22T23:22:19Z")

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Umm,

> {…} The headers or fetching dogs keep livestock in a group. They consistently go to the front or head of the animals to turn or stop the animal’s movement. The heelers or **driving dogs** keep pushing the animals forward. Typically, they stay behind the herd. {…}

> **[Herding dog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herding_dog)**
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> A herding dog, also known as a stock dog or working dog, is a type of dog that either has been trained in herding or belongs to breeds that are developed for herding. A dog specifically trained to herd sheep is known as a sheep dog or shepherd dog.
> All herding behavior is modified predatory behavior. Through selective breeding, humans have been able to minimize the dog's natural inclination to treat cattle and sheep as prey while simultaneously maintaining the dog's hunting skills, thereby creat...

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-kids-joke-explained-to-me-joke-inside/837407/43 "2020-11-23T00:12:45Z")

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Since this has just been a series of jokes for some time, let’s move it from GQ to MPSIMS.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2020, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-kids-joke-explained-to-me-joke-inside/837407/44 "2020-11-23T00:28:14Z")

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If your dog tells you he can drive then he’s probably lying. An automatic maybe, but no way he can drive a shift.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-kids-joke-explained-to-me-joke-inside/837407/45 "2020-11-23T02:52:52Z")

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What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside?

An elephant in a Baggie.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-kids-joke-explained-to-me-joke-inside/837407/46 "2020-11-27T21:04:43Z")

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> [@warrant311](#):
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> Policeman: “Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike”
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> Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike
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> [ref](https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/dog-jokes)

Then there’s the famous:

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.

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