# I need this like I need a hole in my... WHAT?!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 1999, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700 "1999-10-21T07:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700/1 "1999-10-21T07:48:00Z")
[http://www.trepan.com/](http://www.trepan.com/) * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700/2 "1999-10-21T12:07:00Z")
Make money, impress your friends and make your parents proud by graduating from the do-it-yourself Brain Surgery Correspondence Course. A one time payment of $19.95 will get you everything you need to start a practice of your own. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700/3 "1999-10-21T12:50:00Z")
Now opening, in the BBQ Pit, people you’d like to nominate for a free trepanation! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700/4 "1999-10-21T13:49:00Z")
another thing for me to be addicted to on the net. Can you people be a just little less amusing? Please! LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700/5 "1999-10-21T14:30:00Z")
Venkmann: “Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.” Spengler: “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.” * * * “The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700/6 "1999-10-21T14:36:00Z")
Do any of y’all remember that old commercial for the Egg Scrambler? It was built kind of like a stand up orange juicer, and it would punch a spike through an egg shell, then scramble the egg in the shell. I renamed that thing the Home Labotomy Kit, and amused my friends with the mental image of me scrambling my brians all day long. Maybe I should rename myself NostroSealemonus… \< rimshot \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-this-like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-what/9700/7 "1999-10-21T22:54:00Z")
They do have cool T-shirts though… * * * TT “Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide