I need to explode/spontaneously combust in public, how do I do it?

[TriPolar]

@jasg

What is the danger of the corn starch exploding?? As a foolish kid, I used toJ create large bangs by igniting a cloud of ordinary flour (blown out of a funnel) with just a candle.

Burned off my eyebrows and stopped… Then I learned about dust explosions in grain elevators.

It wouldn’t ignite as easily as flour. But chalk dust could be used to eliminate any danger of fire. Definitely don’t use non-dairy creamer. And definitely don’t use any kind of firework where it’s illegal.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

@Shark_Sandwich

What is this Spinal Tap you speak of?

I have two words for you: Shit Sandwich.

[Pine_Fresh_Scent]

You can’t print that!