# I need to get laId **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109 "2000-12-24T19:52:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/1 "2000-12-24T19:52:52Z")
Just thought I’d let you know. ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/2 "2000-12-24T20:01:37Z")
Would getting lald relate to getting bald? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/3 "2000-12-24T20:03:57Z")
Don’t you use lald when you cook? Maybe he’s gonna make some Christmas cookies or something. ---
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/4 "2000-12-24T20:08:36Z")
No No nothing to do with going bald or cooking. It must be he is a James bond fan and wants Live And Let Die. Yep thats it [http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/lald/laldnf.htm](http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/lald/laldnf.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/5 "2000-12-24T20:11:48Z")
There’s nothing like a good lald people Dont knock it till youved it ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/6 "2000-12-24T20:13:25Z")
Where do you live? Tuesday or Wednesday at 8 p.m. works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/7 "2000-12-24T20:20:13Z")
**Friedo,** I’m sorry to hear you are having trouble getting laid. I had no idea we had posters who were actually eggs IRL. Well, you learn something new every day. Here is some advice about being eggbound. [http://www.surrey.ac.uk/~cus1fb/fowl/eggbound.html](http://www.surrey.ac.uk/%7Ecus1fb/fowl/eggbound.html) Unfortunately it all seems to be from the standpoint of the poultryman, but maybe you can find something here that helps. Hope you’re feeling better soon! I’ve never been a stuck egg myself, but I can sympathize, I think. {{{{{{{ **Friedo** }}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/8 "2000-12-25T06:14:24Z")
So do two people I know. I thought they should just fuck each other, but they both had really bad reactions to that idea. ---
**Author:** ![WillGolfForFood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WillGolfForFood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillGolfForFood)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/9 "2000-12-25T17:00:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*So do two people I know. I thought they should just fuck each other, but they both had really bad reactions to that idea. \*\* Well, you have to realize that Fred and Barney are pretty conservative about some things. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/10 "2000-12-25T17:07:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\*Where do you live? Tuesday or Wednesday at 8 p.m. works for me. \*\* Ummm…I’m free then. Can I come too (so to speak)? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/11 "2000-12-25T17:50:59Z")
It’s been so long for me I’ve forgotten who ties who up. As far as getting lald, I tried looking it up in an online dictionary. Here’s what I found: No entry found for “lald” in the dictionary. Suggestions: Ald. LL.D. lad bald Wald laid Land lard laud Lad Bald Wald Laid Land Lard Laud Lalo LLD lad bald laid land lard laud LALR Ladd ALD LLD LAD LAL ALLD LLAD BALD MALD NALD OALD SALD TALD LELD LVLD LWLD LAAD LABD LADD LAFD LAGD LAHD LAMD LAND LAPD LASD LALL LALS lad bald gal/d land lard laud lalo Bald is listed on their 5 times. I don’t know what that’s about. Anyway, I’m willing to try each and every one of these on whatever willing doper is interested. It’s all in the name of science. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/12 "2000-12-25T17:52:13Z")
bald is listed on there… bald is listed on there… bald is listed on there… bald is listed on there… I’m not that stupid, I just play one on the boards. ---
**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/13 "2000-12-25T20:15:16Z")
Poor mistreated **Friedo** … on silly mistype, and all these people making fun of you! You guys should all be ashamed. I mean, really, what egged that on in the first place? Just keep shelling out the egg jokes 'til we all crack, why don’t ya. 😃 As for you people who thought the original post cointained the word “LALD” (caps for readability), I copied and pasted into Word nd did a change case and discovered that LaId=laid. Hmmm… **Friedo** , do you have an egg fetish? I gather that if you choke the chicken, it will be incapable of laying an egg. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/14 "2000-12-26T01:06:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meephead \* > \*\*Poor mistreated **Friedo** … on silly mistype, and all these people making fun of you! \*\* “ON silly mistype” - that’s a good one (on)! ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/15 "2000-12-26T01:17:37Z")
I dunno. Google gave me 3,130 hits for “lald” **friedo’s** gonna be awful busy. Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/16 "2000-12-26T01:18:25Z")
Man, you really need to get laid if you can’t even spell it. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/17 "2000-12-26T01:32:03Z")
When it rains, it pours, eh? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/18 "2000-12-26T06:30:34Z")
I need to get lold, myself. ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/19 "2000-12-26T16:12:34Z")
I was hoping to get a ladle. I needed it bad. ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-get-laid/47109/20 "2000-12-26T21:55:20Z")
You have 2 immediate options: 1. Get a call girl (not street whore). The web has made this easier. No pimps. You get to see what the girl looks like. Cost? varies. If you live in L.A. you will pay more, but likely about $300. Cheaper than courting a girl to that point. No wet kisses though, and not something to brag about at work, but a good time to practice those Kama Sutra moves. 2. Get that hand warmed up.