# I need to quite giving away free blowjobs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 27, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462 "2013-05-27T13:52:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/1 "2013-05-27T13:52:01Z")
Damnit. This weekend I was in shorts and had to do some work where I was on my knees. Now, normally I can be on my knees for hours a time and besides getting a bit dirty they are fine. But something I did was apparently not the norm and now I have a scab on each knee. And, well, lets just say unsavory conclusions can be arrived at by observant strangers. Dang this looks silly. At least I got some scabs to pick so there is that I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/2 "2013-05-27T14:33:39Z")
I know a guy who wears knee pads when he goes out to sex clubs, you should get a pair. 😉 But really I doubt any one will come to that conclusions just because of a couple of scabs. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/3 "2013-05-27T14:35:03Z")
> [@Foggy](#): > > I know a guy who wears knee pads when he goes out to sex clubs, you should get a pair. 😉 > > But really I doubt any one will come to that conclusions just because of a couple of scabs. Damn, you were too quick on the edit! ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/4 "2013-05-27T14:42:55Z")
Don’t pick at the scabs! ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/5 "2013-05-27T15:07:45Z")
Quite! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/6 "2013-05-27T15:29:57Z")
Should I quite this thread to myself, or should I share it? ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/7 "2013-05-27T15:35:47Z")
> [@Foggy](#): > > I know a guy who wears knee pads when he goes out to sex clubs, you should get a pair. 😉 > > But really I doubt any one will come to that conclusions just because of a couple of scabs. Well, if OP is in middle school… ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/8 "2013-05-27T16:50:15Z")
I hear ya , I just got back from a backpacking trip. My arms are bruised from constantly taking my 60 .lb pack on and off. I’m not a heroin addict just a backpacker, best wear long sleeved shirts for the next few days. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/9 "2013-05-27T17:34:02Z")
Augustine prayed to God for more personal chastity, but not just yet. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/10 "2013-05-27T18:06:10Z")
How skilled are you at giving blowjobs? Maybe you should just start charging for them. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/11 "2013-05-27T18:12:55Z")
In this economy? I did apply at Blowjobs R US. Damn waiting room was overflowing with applicants. And all those pretty mouths? I left in shame. Probably won’t even get a Dear John form letter. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/12 "2013-05-27T18:27:02Z")
I went out in the backyard and trimmed trees and bushes - wearing short sleeve shirt. My arms are all scratched up…in an episode of Law & Order, they would take one look at my arms and assume they were defensive scratches from some victim. I just tell people I was attacked by a bobcat. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/13 "2013-05-27T19:52:07Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Probably won’t even get a Dear John form letter. Well, that sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/14 "2013-05-28T15:08:39Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Probably won’t even get a Dear John form letter. Of course you won’t. A john would have paid. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/15 "2013-05-28T15:57:26Z")
A friend of mine banged herself quite hard on a cabinet or other piece of furniture at work, and got bruises. Some people at her work thought her husband had beaten her. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/16 "2013-05-28T16:07:25Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > A friend of mine banged herself quite hard on a cabinet or other piece of furniture at work, and got bruises. Some people at her work thought her husband had beaten her. Heh. “Banged herself quite hard” indeed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/17 "2013-05-28T18:01:06Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Damnit. > > This weekend I was in shorts and had to do some work where I was on my knees. Now, normally I can be on my knees for hours a time and besides getting a bit dirty they are fine. > > But something I did was apparently not the norm and now I have a scab on each knee. And, well, lets just say unsavory conclusions can be arrived at by observant strangers. > > Dang this looks silly. > > At least I got some scabs to pick so there is that I guess. I took a bad fall in the basement and lost the skin off both elbows. Want to go drinking together and start some wild rumors? ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/18 "2013-05-28T18:39:33Z")
Some time back at the old office, one of the ladies working there was constantly banging her knee into the side of her desk. “Ow! Man, I should get some kneepads to wear in the office” “…” “On the plus side, I’d probably wind up with a raise.” ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/19 "2013-05-29T05:35:25Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Probably won’t even get a Dear John form letter. I assume you heard about the tractor salesman whose wife left him? She sent him a John Deere letter. Okay. I’ll leave now. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-quite-giving-away-free-blowjobs/659462/20 "2013-05-29T05:41:55Z")
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