# I need to remind you... \[Christmas 2016\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363 "2016-08-29T01:16:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/1 "2016-08-29T01:16:01Z")

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Yes, I have come out of the shadows just to post this reminder.  
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…there are only 119 (shopping) days left until **Christmas!**  
The first radio ads have all ready arrive.:D:mad:

The Egg Nog will flow once again!  
:Goes back into the shadows:

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/2 "2016-08-29T01:49:33Z")

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Tuesday Morning already has the Christmas stuff out.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/3 "2016-08-29T01:52:16Z")

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Let me enjoy Halloween, please!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/4 "2016-08-29T02:00:40Z")

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Heh. I was just noticing the trees have started to turn, but Christmas?!! Yikes.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/5 "2016-08-29T02:06:38Z")

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Now I know what kills the August Cicadas: Fucking Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/6 "2016-08-29T02:30:43Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Let me enjoy Halloween, please!

Well, you should already have your costume, given the seasonal stores have been open for a few weeks.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/7 "2016-08-29T03:52:40Z")

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I love this time of year. The weather and scenery is great. Then you have 3 great holidays one after the other. Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas.

Plus I get extra time off work for the last 2 holidays.

Love it.

The fact that I have to deal with January and February after it sucks a giant dick though.

How is the depression Foggy?

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/8 "2016-08-29T08:31:03Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> How is the depression Foggy?

I felt like crying the other day about a stupid computer problem, dumb I know. I take my meds, think about suicide, play old computer games, maybe remember to take a shower, and eat something, usually.

So its more or less the same. There are Bad days and not so bad days. There are no good days, not even with Egg Nog & Fruit Cake Season coming.

Egg Nog should be here in about 1440 hours.😛

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/9 "2016-08-29T08:42:19Z")

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Am I allowed to say ‘FUCK OFF FOGGY’? I mean, I know its not the right forum and all, but he posted such a provocative OP that I think he deserves it!

Christmas? I’m damned sure it was Easter just last month…😃

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/10 "2016-08-29T09:25:09Z")

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119 days gives me ample time to remove the sheet from the tree:cool:

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/11 "2016-08-29T13:55:01Z")

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Just think: There’s only 384 days until Christmas 2017. Better get shopping!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/12 "2016-08-29T15:28:55Z")

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I, for one, appreciate the warning. I will be avoiding the Christmas aisles until after Thanksgiving as is traditional.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/13 "2016-08-29T15:43:52Z")

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I’ve already seen a TV ad for some kind of holiday light projector that’s available at WalMart. Seriously??

Bad enough Halloween crap has been in the stores for a month already. And people wonder why I’m such an old grouch! 😛

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/14 "2016-08-29T16:06:08Z")

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[li]Thread title edited for clarity.[/li][li]Thread [del]cast into the Pit to roast for all eternity[/del] relocated to MPSIMS, which is probably a more appropriate place for it.[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/15 "2016-08-29T16:10:45Z")

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How many days until the revival of the Rudolph thread? I value that almost as much as Christmas itself.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/16 "2016-08-29T16:21:50Z")

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Happy holidays!

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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/17 "2016-08-29T16:25:14Z")

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> [@Dereknocue67](#):
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> 119 days gives me ample time to remove the sheet from the tree:cool:

My front window wreath is still hanging, so I’m officially really early. In my defense, a pair of wrens nested there, so I couldn’t take it down until the babies fledged. (Now I need a good excuse for January, February, July, and August…)

But I just submitted a mileage reimbursement for The Fellow’s medical crap, and had mentally earmarked that for the Christmas budget. And I have already bought the first handful of stocking stuffers. With 6 kids, 6 parent-type-people, two sets of brothers/family units, and a niece and her husband, plus a tight budget, it’s all about planning ahead.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/18 "2016-08-29T16:27:02Z")

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I think this is the year I have finally convinced everyone in my family to skip xmas entirely.

Fingers crossed.

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/19 "2016-08-29T17:09:39Z")

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> [@Asimovian](#):
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> …relocated to MPSIMS,…

😕😕  
Where in hell did I start this thread? I thought it **was** in MPSIMS.  
Sorry about that.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-remind-you-christmas-2016/764363/20 "2016-08-29T17:54:43Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I think this is the year I have finally convinced everyone in my family to skip xmas entirely.
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> Fingers crossed.

Welcome to “Nobody took that seriously, bub. So, what did you get us?” hell.

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