# I need to stop being a slut
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 12, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701 "2003-05-12T14:38:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/1 "2003-05-12T14:38:55Z")
Howdy guys,
I need to stop being a big whore. I hooked up with some Mexican guy this weekend and a different sort-of-friend guy on Friday night… And then last week I hooked up with somebody, too… Maybe it’s because it’s spring or something.
Anyways, sex is bad and boring and dirty and sinful and makes me have intimacy problems. What I really want is love. Love love love love. There should be a Straight Dope Personals forum or something.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/2 "2003-05-12T14:57:50Z")
Do a search for “Davebear”. 😉
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### Author:  [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/3 "2003-05-12T15:03:43Z")
Hey Qazzz, how YOU doin? 😉
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### Author:  [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/4 "2003-05-12T15:09:48Z")
I’m sooooo living in the wrong country.
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### Author:  [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/5 "2003-05-12T15:23:49Z")
**Qazz** - Why can’t you walk the talk?
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### Author:  [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/6 "2003-05-12T15:24:04Z")
_wonders if Coldfire, El Marko & Garius are aware that Qazzz is male_
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/7 "2003-05-12T15:29:19Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \*
> \*\*_wonders if Coldfire, El Marko & Garius are aware that Qazzz is male_ \*\*
Given Qazzz’s posting history, I think he’s okay with that.
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### Author:  [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/8 "2003-05-12T15:31:59Z")
doesn’t whether “the slut” has inny bits or outy bits - its the thought that counts…
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/9 "2003-05-12T15:35:34Z")
I thought I taw a pussycat.
Apparently not.
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### Author:  [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/10 "2003-05-12T15:36:29Z")
Well, admitting that there is a problem is the first step to recovery…
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### Author:  [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/11 "2003-05-12T15:39:12Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \*
> \*\*_wonders if Coldfire, El Marko & Garius are aware that Qazzz is male_ \*\*
LMAO…really, that brought tears to my eyes.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/12 "2003-05-12T15:53:18Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Atrael \*
> \*\*LMAO…really, that brought tears to my eyes. \*\*
[Interesting turn of a phrase, there…](http://www.foreignfilms.com/images/posteritati/2632a-6.jpg)
😃
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/13 "2003-05-12T15:57:12Z")
Don’t do that. Quiting is for quiters.
How else are dorks like me to get laid without sluts?
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### Author:  [@Faerie\_Nuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faerie_Nuff)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/14 "2003-05-12T16:01:13Z")
Folded baloney slices or raw hot dogs, it’s all just the same meat in different shapes.
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### Author:  [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/15 "2003-05-12T16:04:13Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \*
> \*\*_wonders if Coldfire, El Marko & Garius are aware that Qazzz is male_ \*\*
Um… Yeah… I’ll just be over there -------\>
Ogoling (sp?) the lady dopers.
unclean! unclean!
Sorry, where was I now?
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### Author:  [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/16 "2003-05-12T16:21:58Z")
I am, by god, amused.
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### Author:  [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/17 "2003-05-12T16:51:53Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by El Marko \*
> \*\*Um… Yeah… I’ll just be over there -------\>
> Ogoling (sp?) the lady dopers.
> unclean! unclean!
>
> Sorry, where was I now? \*\*
Would Transvestite Dopers be more pleasing to you?
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/18 "2003-05-12T16:58:38Z")
How straight of me to assume the OP was a woman. In my defense, I offered **Davebear** ’s services, not my own.
Not that there’s anything _wrong_ with that. 😉
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### Author:  [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/19 "2003-05-12T18:39:49Z")
I thought he was female also.
Excuse me, I have to go soak my brain in bleach now.
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### Author:  [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-to-stop-being-a-slut/174701/20 "2003-05-12T18:41:31Z")
Naw naw I’m all man
A big WHORE of a man
☹
I should really start making money with it
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