# I need words that start with F! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390 "2008-06-18T19:41:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChrisBooth12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@ChrisBooth12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisBooth12)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/1 "2008-06-18T19:41:02Z")
Ok there is this cute chick in the office with a hard to pronounce first name that starts with an F. We just usually yell out something like fiesta or frescata or something but we are running out of ideas! I want to have more original material! Needs to start with an F probably around 3 syllables the funnier the better ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/2 "2008-06-18T19:44:33Z")
Fiasco Fabulosity Phantasmagorical (ok, so it’s ph, but it’s the “f” sound) Fantasy Fugedaboudit Fangoria Flippancy Philatalist ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/3 "2008-06-18T19:44:51Z")
Is she Italian? How about Frittata? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/4 "2008-06-18T19:47:43Z")
Fenestration Flagella Funicular Fusilli Fumarole Funchal Featherstonehaugh (pronounced “Fanshaw”) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/5 "2008-06-18T19:48:25Z")
fricassee phrenology frappé funnybone fonebone flibbertigibbet flapdoodle ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/6 "2008-06-18T19:55:11Z")
Oh yeah, how about fellatio? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/7 "2008-06-18T20:27:07Z")
If she’s cute, why not make the effort to, you know…_learn how to say her name_? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/8 "2008-06-18T20:33:07Z")
[Jay & Silent Bob] Foo Foo Kitty Fuck? [/J&SB] ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/9 "2008-06-18T20:40:21Z")
Floccinaucinihilipilification. ---
**Author:** ![Surok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Surok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surok)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/10 "2008-06-18T20:42:57Z")
Fuckable. (You did say she was cute…) ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/11 "2008-06-18T20:50:21Z")
Fudgemonkey Fluffernutter FlipSaunders Fahrvergnugen Fettucini FistsOfFury FooFighter FannyMae ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/12 "2008-06-18T21:20:32Z")
Firefox. Fairlane. Ford. Foolish. Frippery. Flounder. Flimsy. Flimflam. Franc. France. Fearless. Fearful. Fidgety. Folded. Flavour. Fava. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/13 "2008-06-19T07:43:07Z")
Fnord! ---
**Author:** ![mischievous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/14 "2008-06-19T07:54:22Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] If she’s cute, why not make the effort to, you know…_learn how to say her name_? [/QUOTE] This. Regardless of cuteness. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/15 "2008-06-19T08:23:47Z")
So you are making fun of someone’s name? That does not sound like a nice thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/16 "2008-06-19T08:30:08Z")
Does the woman whose name begins with the letter F like this joke? ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/17 "2008-06-19T09:00:50Z")
Lil Miss Fancyname ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-words-that-start-with-f/453390/18 "2008-06-19T09:26:15Z")
Though, it should probably be noted that the days of pulling a girl’s hair and calling her funny names are long gone, and this is now a passe method for communicating interest.