I needs a help.

Does Google translate into lolcat now?

I’m extremely impressed that the OP was able to Alt + Tab his way to the ® symbol while wasted.

No, but Speaklolcat.com does:

Wow. I didn’t think the original could be improved on. Well played, Ben.

“I TRY SO HARD NOT 2 BE HYPOCRITE AN HATE THEES SELF-CONTRADICTIN SOULS, BUT SOMETIMEZ…. “SATAN’S” TEMPTASHUNS OV AVARICE AN PRIDE HAS NO AFFECT ON ME, BUT MAH HYPOCRITICAL DESIRE 2 DERIDE AN DESTROY DOSE HOO WUD DERIDE AN DESTROY DOSE HOO CHALLENGE TEH RIGHTNES OV THEIR BELIEFS IZ TRULY GUT-WRENCHIN. 2 IGNORE ANOTHR HOOMAN IN NED IZ INHUMAN, BUT 2 ACKNOWLEDGE THEM IZ 2 FED TEH NED DAT I BLEEV DESTROYS THEM FURTHR.”

This is perhaps the MOST thoughtful and self-reflective lolcat answer to the age old question “I can haz cheezburger?”
If a lolcat said that all to me… i’d give him the damn cheeseburger.

Hoo fuck! I did that a coupla hours ago and I don’t remember doing it! And no, no rum in several months but perhaps I’d better stop by the cellar on the way home.

Inigo, you do needs a help.

And this is brilliant.

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I thought it sounded more like pirate-speak…

All in one! Dilute! Dilute!

But do it in MPSIMS.

No, b’ye, he’s a Newfoundlander. This explains th’ rum, too.

Well, it made perfect sense to me. (really)

But the smell is so divine…

He sure sounds like Dr. Bronner, doesn’t he? Bronner may have been a loon, but I love his soap.

ALL-ONE!

Not to be too invasive there Inigo (can i call you Inigo?), but if you are having periods of blackout where you can’t remember doing things, perhaps a visit to either your doctor or alternatively a substance abuse counselor would be in order.

Inigo Montoya is on posting sabbatical starting this afternoon.

Since he can’t participate, I’m closing this thread.