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This is perhaps the MOST thoughtful and self-reflective lolcat answer to the age old question “I can haz cheezburger?”
If a lolcat said that all to me… i’d give him the damn cheeseburger.
Hoo fuck! I did that a coupla hours ago and I don’t remember doing it! And no, no rum in several months but perhaps I’d better stop by the cellar on the way home.
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Not to be too invasive there Inigo (can i call you Inigo?), but if you are having periods of blackout where you can’t remember doing things, perhaps a visit to either your doctor or alternatively a substance abuse counselor would be in order.