# "I Never..." (Drinking game-turned-SDMB social!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452 "2003-07-23T18:36:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/1 "2003-07-23T18:36:01Z")
For those of you unfamiliar with the old college drinking game “I never,” let me explain: A bunch of people sit around with alcoholic beverages. They take turns making a statement starting with the phrase “I never…” For example, “I never had sex with a chicken.” Then everyone, in their little heads, repeats the phrase to determine the truthfulness in relation to themselves. If they determine said phrase to be a **lie** (i.e. “I _have_ had sex with a chicken”), they would take a drink. This in turn reveals to everyone present that you have in fact had sex with a chicken (and gets you that much closer to being drunk, and possibly having sex with a chicken again). I figured I’d translate this game to the SDMB, and see how it goes. \*\*First, drinking is not a required (but highly encourage) aspect of this game. Second, the only way you are allowed to post an “I Never…” phrase is if you in fact _have_ done what is described in a previous “I never…”. In short, _drinking_ here is replaced by _posting a new phrase to the thread_. You must quote the relevant “I never…” phrase in your post (so that we may all point and snicker), and then toss out a new one. No further explanation is necessary (though, if you’d like, highly encouraged).\*\* Okay here goes, starting off with some easy ones, to see if anyone bites: 1. “I never cheated on a significant other.” 2. “I never slept with the boss.” 3. “I never used someone else’s toothbrush.” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/2 "2003-07-23T18:43:14Z")
“I _have_ used someone else’s toothbrush.” (with his permission, btw) “I have never made so much noise making love that the neighbors pounded on the wall.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/3 "2003-07-23T18:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > “I have never made so much noise making love that the neighbors pounded on the wall.” “I’ve never gone skinny dipping with members of the opposite sex.” ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/4 "2003-07-23T18:58:53Z")
_(crap, already drunk from those posted)_ > [@](#): > > “I’ve never gone skinny dipping with members of the opposite sex.” I’ve never posed a mannequin in a risque position. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/5 "2003-07-23T19:26:28Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve never posed a mannequin in a risque position. I’ve never had to sneak out of a house half nekkid. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/6 "2003-07-23T19:49:39Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve never had to sneak out of a house half nekkid. _(Although one should define what half nekked entails- shirt/pants, carrying undergarments is half-nekkid in my book)_ I’ve never licked someones toes ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/7 "2003-07-23T19:55:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MissTake \* > \*\*_(Although one should define what half nekked entails- shirt/pants, carrying undergarments is half-nekkid in my book)_ > > I’ve never licked someones toes \*\* I’ve never owned a Barry Manilow album. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/8 "2003-07-23T20:04:45Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve never owned a Barry Manilow album. It was a gift, ok? I’ve never masterbated at work. ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/9 "2003-07-23T23:26:01Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve never masterbated _[sic]_ at work. \*\* I’ve never had sex with someone who was asleep. ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/10 "2003-07-23T23:35:13Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve never had sex with someone who was asleep I’ve never had a threesome. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/11 "2003-07-23T23:50:23Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve never had a threesome. Going back to the OP, “I’ve never slept with the boss.” Surry aboot the misspeling abofe. D’oh ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/12 "2003-07-24T03:27:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\* > > 1. “I never used someone else’s toothbrush.” \*\* I never was indicted by the county, state, or federal governments. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/13 "2003-07-24T08:25:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster \* > [B > “I have never made so much noise making love that the neighbors pounded on the wall.” \*\* Does Mom pounding on the wall count? > [@](#): > > I’ve never had to sneak out of a house half nekkid. Well it wasnt exactly a sneak and it was my house… I have never written an anonymous letter to a co worker telling them what a total idiot they are… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/14 "2003-07-24T09:52:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MissTake \* > \*\*_(crap, already drunk from those posted)_ > I’ve never posed a mannequin in a risque position. \*\* It was a skeleton in anatomy class. I’ve never been arrested for public nudity. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/15 "2003-07-24T14:19:33Z")
I’ve never had sex with a woman. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/16 "2003-07-24T14:36:05Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve never had sex with a woman. Well, that’s an easy one… I’ve never had anal sex (that I know of)… ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/17 "2003-07-25T04:21:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*“I never used someone else’s toothbrush.” \*\* They were, like, _identical twin_ toothbruses, okay? After I reached the age of ten, I have never picked my nose and eaten it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/18 "2003-07-25T05:44:36Z")
I’ve never… had sex in someone else’s bed worn women’s underwear on purpose ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/19 "2003-07-25T06:40:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I’ve never… > > had sex in someone else’s bed > \*\* As a matter of fact, my first time was in my at the time GF’s bed. I have never been in a 69. ---
**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452/20 "2003-07-25T06:58:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I’ve never [SNIP] worn women’s underwear on purpose > \*\* Considering I’m a chick… I never dated. or kept dating, someone just for the sex. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-drinking-game-turned-sdmb-social/190452.md?page=2)