# I never properly introduced myself

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 3, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759 "2012-11-03T14:46:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/21 "2012-11-03T19:40:19Z")

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> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> Thank you!
> 
> Now I feel better.🆒

See, by behaving as if I didn’t get your obvious self-deprecation, I was being meta-self-deprecating.

But maybe you were playing along. . .?  
ETA: meanwhile, the new babe stands alone in the corner.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/22 "2012-11-03T19:51:58Z")

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I just dropped in to say hello back !

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/23 "2012-11-03T21:08:34Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> So dived is correct 😉

You mean, dived and dove are both correctish, but dived is correcter.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/24 "2012-11-03T21:12:01Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> I wish this trend of one-by-one introduction threads would end. The threads are boring and clutter up the board. I much prefer the **April R.** “dive in if you have something to say” approach.

Gee, I’ve been here about a year now, and I don’t think I ever posted my self-welcoming autobiography either. Oh well. If you don’t know me by now, _leave it alone!_

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/25 "2012-11-03T21:15:05Z")

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I dove in here years ago and haven’t yet come up for air. Or maybe the tentacles are holding me down. I’m not sure any more.

Anyway, welcome! You’re lucky enough to have avoided being selected for The Questionnaire, but that just means we have to think up something else.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/26 "2012-11-03T21:35:48Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> I wish this trend of one-by-one introduction threads would end. The threads are boring and clutter up the board. I much prefer the **April R.** “dive in if you have something to say” approach.

Well I am so new I thought it was something that normally happens but I missed out when I first got here. If I am wrong, sorry for the needless thread.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/27 "2012-11-03T21:36:51Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Well, how do you do **Apes**? 😃

LOL, great **swampy**

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/28 "2012-11-03T21:38:39Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I dove in here years ago and haven’t yet come up for air. Or maybe the tentacles are holding me down. I’m not sure any more.
> 
> Anyway, welcome! You’re lucky enough to have avoided being selected for The Questionnaire, but that just means we have to think up something else.

What is The Questionnaire? Sounds cryptic :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/29 "2012-11-03T21:45:06Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> What is The Questionnaire? Sounds cryptic :dubious:

Oh, no no no. You do _not_ want to ask that question.  
:: shudder ::

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/30 "2012-11-03T22:18:19Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Gee, I’ve been here about a year now, and I don’t think I ever posted my self-welcoming autobiography either. Oh well. If you don’t know me by now, _leave it alone!_

So why are you reading this thread ?

Let alone posting.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/31 "2012-11-03T22:21:57Z")

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**April** , ignore the sour grapes, you’ve done nothing against S.D,s conventions.

Some do, some don’t.

Some are shy, some lurk for ages, some others jump in .

You’re totally welcome, and we’re glad to have a new participant.

Don’t be a stranger !

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/32 "2012-11-03T22:28:01Z")

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I for one never made an introductory thread like this. Is it too late for me now, or should I just hijack this one? 😃

Just teasing of course, April R. You’re an alright gal from what I can gather! I certainly know you and recognize your posts and username… so that’s something!

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/33 "2012-11-03T22:55:07Z")

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feel free to hijack away \*\*drew \*\*🙂

Thanks **L4L** , I don’t get easily offended so I didn’t take it as sour grapes 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/34 "2012-11-04T00:30:38Z")

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Hello April and welcome! I hope you and your little munchkin in the oven are feeling better now. Thank you for the OP. Contrary to some, I enjoy the “hey, I’m new” threads so it’s all good.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/35 "2012-11-04T01:02:46Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> A little about myself  
> I am 29 yo and the mother of b/g twins who are turning 5 in 2 weeks! I have been married for over 7 years. Our anniversary is in June. I am getting my Master’s degree this fall in Medical Anthropology.

So, you’re in the Knoxville Area.

Welcome.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/36 "2012-11-04T02:08:22Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> So, you’re in the Knoxville Area.
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> Welcome.  
> 🙂

No:confused: I am in West TN. Knoxville is East TN

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/37 "2012-11-04T02:44:12Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> No:confused: I am in West TN. Knoxville is East TN

Oh! That’s over by Knocksvlle, isn’t it?

😉

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/38 "2012-11-04T03:11:58Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I dove in here years ago and haven’t yet come up for air. Or maybe the tentacles are holding me down.

**Sunspace** , you are long past your squid initiation. At this point, you’re like the song said: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. Same here, I suppose.

Welcome, **April**!

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/39 "2012-11-04T03:21:26Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> Oh! That’s over by Knocksvlle, isn’t it?
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> 😉

HardKnocksville 😛

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-never-properly-introduced-myself/639759/40 "2012-11-04T15:40:36Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> I wish this trend of one-by-one introduction threads would end. The threads are boring and clutter up the board. I much prefer the **April R.** “dive in if you have something to say” approach.

Ironic username/post combination.

And I love a good irony.

-D/a

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