# I object to JohnClay's very existence and everything he stands for

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 24, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-object-to-johnclays-very-existence-and-everything-he-stands-for/693965 "2014-07-24T19:57:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-object-to-johnclays-very-existence-and-everything-he-stands-for/693965/176 "2014-07-28T18:38:42Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> [Welp, looks like he has a kindred spirit now…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=729636)

> [@Hemorrhoids are fucking little ass demons.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hemorrhoids-are-fucking-little-ass-demons/694226/1):
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> It turns out I have a hemorrhoid on my butthole and the fiery little hell demon Bastard is killing me. What can I do to make this horrible little cocksucker fuck off and go back to hell where it came from
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> > [@Hemorrhoids are fucking little ass demons.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hemorrhoids-are-fucking-little-ass-demons/694226/12):
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> > You can always just [push it back in](http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/understanding-hemorrhoids-basics):
> > 
> > _They usually recede into the rectum on their own; if they don’t, they can be gently pushed back into place._
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> > :eek:

How convenient. **JohnClay** could even push it back in for him. 😃

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