# I only have 2 weeks left... then no sex!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714 "2000-06-08T03:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/21 "2000-06-08T21:09:09Z")
**Poor, poor Shayna** ☹ And here I was reading this thread thinking bitter thoughts about all the posters 'cause I’ve gone 5 weeks without… ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/22 "2000-06-08T21:20:12Z")
Thank you for the sympathy, ruadh. All I can say is that the next man that gets me into bed had better be prepared to stay there for at least 48 hours. And don’t even _think_ about eating anything uless it’s me, or smeared _on_ me! 😉 BratMan, too bad I missed you when I was home in April! ;)😉 ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/23 "2000-06-08T21:20:15Z")
> [@](#): > > I LOVE my shower massage. I can’t give that up. It is a \*\*cumpulsion… \*\* hehe ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/24 "2000-06-08T21:37:08Z")
Ruffian, tubagirl and others. Isn’t this the dictum passed down by the priest as a condition of consenting to marry you? All my friends doing the Catholic wedding thing were forced to agree to this condition, none think they’ll actually do it, especially since their church demanded that they cease all sex and masturbation from the day they spoke with the priest, probably amounting to 6 months without sex. They’ll probably compromise and not do anything for the last 2 weeks or so, and maybe only do oral and masturbation for the last month to 6 weeks. As for the no sex thing…where are all you damn horny women!!! I’m closing in on 9 months without getting the knob polished. Most of that is my not trying (no place to take a girl if I did), but its killing me here. Stopping masturbation…methinks not. Shayna, how about we get a hotel room? We could make it a every other week thing, I can clear up 60 hours in bed with you (I know you said 48, I need more damn it!). Since I’m on the topic, you other ladies are welcome to join us. Wow, this lack of sex has really ruined my tact! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/25 "2000-06-08T21:38:58Z")
> [@](#): > > I only have 2 weeks left… then no sex!!! That’s funny, I only have two days left, then … sex! (OK, married life hasn’t made it _quite_ that predictable, but …) ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/26 "2000-06-08T22:10:14Z")
Woo Hoo! And I’ve **got** 60 hours available on the weekends, too! I finish work at 1:00pm on Fridays, so come on out, baby! ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/27 "2000-06-08T23:20:19Z")
> [@](#): > > hey tubagirl, this is off-topic, but… > > where did you get your name from? a friend of mine was producer for a film sharing that name. > > just curious. I am one of the only female tuba players in Florida, thus the username. And just to let everyone know, he isn’t giving me much right now either. Does he understand, in order to hibernate you must store stuff up… I guess we are under too much stress and on different schedules and all. …and no, he is not cheating on me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/28 "2000-06-09T02:22:40Z")
Hey Tubagirl, ever do anything dirty with that Tuba? --naw! just kidding 😃 I still can’t fathom how you can hold out soooooo long. Boggles my mind! I guess that wedding night is gonna be an all nighter, heheh. Gosh! i’ll tell ya it would be a week long event if I held out that long. ::sorry, i’m kinda DrunK:: ::exiting stage left fast:: ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/29 "2000-06-09T02:41:51Z")
I’ve never had an all nighter before. The longest was three hours I think… Hmmmmmm… maybe this whole 6 week thing will get me that all nighter. hmmmm…😃 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/30 "2000-06-09T02:48:47Z")
Everyone should have an allnighter at least once in their life. More if possible. Congrats on teh impending ceremony and good luck with the impending frsutration. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/31 "2000-06-09T05:25:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > And don’t even _think_ about eating anything uless it’s me, or smeared _on_ me! 😉 > \*\* :desperately trying to figure out how I can combine a proposition here with sudden interest in participation in “Well Endowed Thread”: 😉 :also notes that there don’t seem to be meters you can download for THIS sort of abstinence: ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/32 "2000-06-09T08:33:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > \>\>debating with self\<\< > > should I be a gentleman or offer my services . . . be a gentleman or offer my services . . . > \*\* There’s no debate there. A gentleman _would_ offer his services. He just wouldn’t talk about it later. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/33 "2000-06-09T11:21:14Z")
Clearly my…ahem…priorities have gotten in the way of my manners (same is true of at least a couple of other posters, btw). Tubagirl, congratulations on your upcoming nuptials!! (How the hell are you ever going to find someone, DRY, if your preoccupations get in the way of your manners??) :mad: ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/34 "2000-06-09T13:22:27Z")
> [@](#): > > There’s no debate there. A gentleman would offer his services. He just wouldn’t talk about it later > [@](#): > > I’ve never had an all nighter before. The longest was three hours I think… Hmmmmmm… maybe this whole 6 week thing will get me that all nighter. hmmmm… I don’t really care if she respects me in the morning – as long as she respected me the night before 😃 SouthernStyle ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/35 "2000-06-09T18:50:32Z")
tubagirl, congrats on your upcoming wedding! For a secret smile on your wedding day, wear no underwear underneath your gown. And tell your groom in a hushed whisper as you greet him at the altar. heh ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/36 "2000-06-09T20:52:04Z")
Congrats on the upcoming nuptials, but aren’t you closing the barn door afterthe horse escaped? 😉 (so to speak) ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/37 "2000-06-10T00:26:09Z")
‘All I can say is that the next man that gets me into bed had better be prepared to stay there for at least 48 hours’ I looked in my pants, Im jewish! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/38 "2000-06-10T02:44:21Z")
Congrats, tubagirl. BTW, for whom did you play the tuba? SouthernStyle ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/39 "2000-06-10T19:38:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*BTW, for whom did you play the tuba? \*\* I have been playing for the university of central florida. > [@](#): > > **Congrats on the upcoming nuptials, but aren’t you closing the barn door afterthe horse escaped? (so to speak)** It is for the anticipation of the wedding night that we are doing this. I only have 8 days left though!!! I’m definitly not getting enough to store up on. I have almost gotten him broken down to 3 weeks of ‘personal’ enjoyment only, then 3 weeks of nothing. He has been reading these posts and I think he feels bad… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714/40 "2000-06-11T16:25:31Z")
> [@](#): > > It is for the anticipation of the wedding night that we are doing this. I only have 8 days left though!!! I’m definitly not getting enough to store up on. I have almost gotten him broken down to 3 weeks of ‘personal’ enjoyment only, then 3 weeks of nothing. He has been reading these posts and I think he feels bad… Maybe we can guilt him into letting you have _your_ way. I think that it would be quite generous of you to offer to refrain from having any sexual contact with him on your wedding day until after the ceremony. Of course, if HE doesn’t want sex and is imposing his will on you, well… I’m only four hours away and can generally get free just about any weekend 😉 SouthernStyle [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-only-have-2-weeks-left-then-no-sex/21714.md?page=3)