# I own it.  I'll watch it.  Someday.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 17, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612 "2004-05-17T14:48:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/21 "2004-05-18T03:34:57Z")

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Terminator III  
Once Upon a Time in Mexico  
American Wedding  
Bedazzled  
Unbreakable  
X2: X-Men United  
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind  
Blood Simple  
Man on the Moon  
Freeway  
Artificial Intelligence  
Scary Movie  
Mystery Men

a few others…

oh, er… :::embarrassed:::  
“Beverly Hills Ninja”

Okay, my brother gave me that one for my birthday as a joke, but I think I gave him a revenge gift shortly thereafter. It’s still sitting on the shelf, as I currently don’t have any tables with uneven legs that need propping up.

The others I’ll get to… er… “one of these days” (famous last words). Just waiting for that Round Tuit…

Some of those were picked up only recently – I keep an eye on the used DVD racks at the local Blockbuster stores, especially when they run “buy 2 get one free” deals – usually try to pick them up when they are marked down to 9.99 (the lowest price that most of the DVDs reach on the used racks).

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/22 "2004-05-18T03:49:58Z")

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I’ve seen all these, but usually on TV, and I pretty much bought the DVD’s on principle (hey, I like that!) rather than to actually watch:

Wargames  
True Lies  
Heathers  
Armageddon  
Amelie  
Tron

I should also throw in The Stand, which I bought, watched once, and never plan on looking at again.

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**Author:** ![Riqay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Riqay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riqay)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/23 "2004-05-18T04:13:50Z")

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Glancing up at the shelf, I own and have never seen:

_Romeo + Juliet_  
_Hamlet_ (Olivier’s)  
_Adaptation_  
_Manon of the Spring_  
_Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust_

More disturbing to me are the movies that I’ve seen although I have never actually watched the DVD that I own. A sampling:

_Strictly Ballroom_  
_Reservoir Dogs_  
_Tomorrow Never Dies_  
_12 Angry Men_  
_The American President_  
_Get Shorty_  
_Chasing Amy_  
_Apollo 13_  
_Donnie Darko_  
_Ghostbusters_  
_Bend It Like Beckham_  
and quite a few others …

:smack:

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/24 "2004-05-18T04:18:04Z")

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I need an explanation for why I own movies, movies I love, but never watch them. But then they come on TV and I watch them, even with commercials and full-screen and edited-for-TV. Why don’t I just pop in the movie?

StG

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/25 "2004-05-18T04:19:44Z")

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> [@LilyoftheValley](#):
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> **Mauvaise**! _Heathers_ is one of my favorite movies ever. Where did you ever find it for so cheap? I need to get me a copy.

It’s been a while so I don’t remember, but I’m pretty sure it was a Wal\*Mart special. I know I didn’t pay more than $10 for it.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/26 "2004-05-18T09:54:49Z")

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Heh. Never said I WASN’T going to watch **The Lion in Winter**. Just haven’t gotten around to it. Yet.

So it’s a halfway decent movie?

\<d’ing & r’ing\>

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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/27 "2004-05-18T21:06:13Z")

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My brother gave me a copy of **Blade Runner** years and years ago - because he’d noticed I didn’t have it in my collection [of SF vids]. This is probably because I _hate_ the \*ucking film, but I didn’t tell him that, I thanked him profusely. And it’s still in it’s box, unwatched. I think it’s the Director’s Cut, (someone get him a Band-Aid!) which is supposed to be less crap than the theatrical cut.

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**Author:** ![annieclaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5a626/32.png) [@annieclaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annieclaus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/28 "2004-05-19T02:59:38Z")

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I have the boxed set of I, CLAUDIUS that I have not watched.  
I also have the boxed set of THE BEATLES that I have not even taken the shrink wrap off of.  
What is it with box sets anyway?

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/29 "2004-05-19T12:59:24Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> That’s scary. I’d be afraid to subject friends to a movie that I hadn’t already seen and liked. What if it ends up being a stinker?

Oh, this isn’t as much of a problem as you might think. I generally only pick up DVD’s of movies I’ve already seen before in the theater or in another format or movies I haven’t seen yet that I’m positive I’ll like, either through review or reputation. I’m not big on randomly acquiring stuff that I have no idea will suck or not. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/30 "2004-05-19T14:06:51Z")

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**Vertigo** and **Bram Stoker’s Dracula** (the 1992 Coppola version).

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/31 "2004-05-19T14:26:30Z")

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Most of my unwatched DVDs have “III” in the title. I have a bit of a “completeness” fetish, so I have to have _Jurassic Park I, II, and **III**._ Same goes for several other trilogies. I also tend to try to complete actor’s sets, with things like the complete _Man With No Name"/Clint Eastwood_ set, etc. The end result is a lot of unwatched DVDs. Not to mention the “grab it cuz it looks interesting and it’s cheap” runs through WallyWorld! 😃

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**Author:** ![annieclaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5a626/32.png) [@annieclaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annieclaus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/32 "2004-05-19T16:25:29Z")

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> [@Rabid Child](#):
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> **Bram Stoker’s Dracula** (the 1992 Coppola version).

Ooooohhh. Is that the one with Frank Langella? Send it to me. I’ll watch it for you.

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**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/33 "2004-05-19T19:45:45Z")

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I’m too cheap to buy a movie and then not watch it. I like to rent them and _then_ not watch it. See, it’s cheaper! :dubious: Right now I have an overdue copy of **Big Fish** by the TV that we need to finish watching, maybe the last 15 minutes. Having kids can do this to you, but lately I just get tired of things and don’t care. I enjoyed the **Big Fish** , but for some reason I just can’t press that \<play\> button.

One day, far in the future most likely, I will have some kind of home theatre set up. I enjoy watching movies on the big screen, but if I can get close to that feeling at home, I’ll do it.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/34 "2004-05-19T20:25:53Z")

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> [@annieclaus](#):
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> Ooooohhh. Is that the one with Frank Langella? Send it to me. I’ll watch it for you.

Um, no. [It’s](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103874/combined) the one with Gary Oldman. Save your postage.

DD

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/35 "2004-05-21T03:49:58Z")

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> [@Lobelia Overhill](#):
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> My brother gave me a copy of **Blade Runner** years and years ago… I think it’s the Director’s Cut, (someone get him a Band-Aid!) which is supposed to be less crap than the theatrical cut.

Yes, it is one hell of a lot better, mostly because they cut out that horrible voiceover by Ford! And the ending-

IIRC, the director’s cut ends with the elevator door shutting on Ford and Young as they leave his apartment building after finding the origami- ambiguous (will Olmos get them or not? When will she die?) and better than the stupid happy ending in the original.

Worth a look, even if you disliked the first one.

And I still lust after Frank Langella, fat balding and old or not, based on the 1979 version of Dracula that he did. Mmmmm, sexiest vampire ever… I even found him hot in _The Ninth Gate_.

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/36 "2004-05-21T04:02:08Z")

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We fell victim to the syndrome after my wife joined the Disney club and we joined the Media Play club (ohhhhh, look in the flyer, it’s 2 for $20!).

We even drew up a list of movies we want to buy. It’s at about 260.

So far, we’ve bought and haven’t seen:

The Big Lebowski  
The Godfather I, II and III  
The Man With Two Brains  
Sleepy Hollow/Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride (Disney)

I’m sure there’s more.

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/37 "2004-05-21T04:58:43Z")

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I have at least **thirty** DVDs in my extensive purchased collection which I haven’t seen yet.

And even more yet-to-be-watched laserdiscs. 😛

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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-own-it-ill-watch-it-someday/245612/38 "2004-05-21T22:17:55Z")

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> [@EJsGirl](#):
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> Yes, it is one hell of a lot better, mostly because they cut out that horrible voiceover by Ford! And the ending-  
> Worth a look, even if you disliked the first one.

Hmm, dunno if I want to break the seal on the cassette tho’ LOL

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