# I.P. Freeley, Seymour Butz, and others **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388 "2000-12-27T16:29:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Schoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Schoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schoir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/1 "2000-12-27T16:29:49Z")
Yeah, I know it’s juvenile but it’s also fun. Heck, even SNL did a skit on it (Dixon Butz). Remember those names of people you would make up in elementary and junior high school? List them here. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/2 "2000-12-27T16:39:41Z")
You mean like Heywood Jablowme? Eaton Peters? I. Craven Morehead? Betty Humpter? Peter Gozinya? One of my buddies temporarily dated a woman named Ida. She wasn’t much to look at, and turned out to be annoying and obnoxious as hell. After he dumped her, we used to kid him by saying ‘Ida Saidno-Thanks,’ ‘Ida Declined,’ etc. ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/3 "2000-12-27T17:25:29Z")
Dr. Lance Boils Buster Hymen ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/4 "2000-12-27T17:26:45Z")
I named a bunch of my sims like that in a long-running SimTower game. Hugh Jass, Amanda Hugankis… ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/5 "2000-12-27T17:36:39Z")
Michael (Mike) Hunt and Wayne Kerr ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/6 "2000-12-27T17:43:07Z")
Sal Monella Connie Lingus Phil Latio Phil McCracken Willie Makeit? (Betty Won’t) Justin Time Cliff Hanger Patty O’Furniture Tyrone Shoelaces Mahatma Coat Claude Balls ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/7 "2000-12-27T17:53:32Z")
And then there’s the gay Irish couple: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald ---
**Author:** ![Simon\_Met\_a\_Pieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simon\_Met\_a\_Pieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simon_Met_a_Pieman)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/8 "2000-12-27T19:00:01Z")
Willie Fisterbottom Ben Dover Richard Head Richard Weed Richard Smoker ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/9 "2000-12-27T19:45:57Z")
Jaques Toutight Harry Peters Peter Dragon ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/10 "2000-12-27T20:20:11Z")
Harry P. Ness ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/11 "2000-12-27T21:38:58Z")
Stu Pedasso ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/12 "2000-12-27T21:47:57Z")
Lance Peircem, (an actual character in short novel I wrote - you can tell by the name that it’s not the kind of book you go bragging about) ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/13 "2000-12-27T22:40:56Z")
I’m including their literary works - that’s how I knew 'em. Brown Spots on the Wall by Hoo Flung Poo Green Spots on the Wall by Pickem and Flickem Miles & Miles of Little Brown Piles by Johnny Squatnrun Can you tell I was (am??) obsessed by bodily functions? ---
**Author:** ![orion007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@orion007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orion007)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/14 "2000-12-27T23:34:49Z")
Jack Mihoff Hugh Jorgan ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/15 "2000-12-28T00:09:24Z")
Pat McCrotch ---
**Author:** ![Wood\_Thrush](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b38774/32.png) [@Wood\_Thrush](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wood_Thrush)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/16 "2000-12-28T00:36:35Z")
Richard Cranium ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/17 "2000-12-28T00:44:04Z")
Michael Oohnshtinks. ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/18 "2000-12-28T01:00:49Z")
Dick Hertz Ivana Kutcherpeckerov [aside] Richard Cranium was the name of a racehorse in Australia a few years back[/aside] ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/19 "2000-12-28T01:14:14Z")
Don’t forget the fine legal team of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. And everyone’s favorite Hawaiian princess, Kamanawanaleiya. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388/20 "2000-12-28T02:23:41Z")
Then there’s Mike Oxbig and his buddy Pete Zoria. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-p-freeley-seymour-butz-and-others/47388.md?page=2)