# I peed my pants.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-peed-my-pants/189643>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 19, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-peed-my-pants/189643 "2003-07-19T22:02:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![ArtyDooDoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/13edae/32.png) [@ArtyDooDoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArtyDooDoo)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-peed-my-pants/189643/1 "2003-07-19T22:02:22Z")

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No, I’m not an incontinent 87 year old. I’m a 33 y/o woman and I peed my pants.

My husband bought me a trampoline for my birthday last month and today I got brave enough to try flips. So I was going along practicing, flipping, falling and, unbeknownst to me, peeing my pants.

As I was flipping around I kept just sort of noticing a wet feeling but I just kind of ignored it. Then I did a really big flip and as I landed I felt a gush. I thought “what the…?” and got off a ran into the house and into the bathroom where i discovered that I had peed myself.

After sitting there stunned with myself I did what every normal person would do. I got on a new pair of undies and pants and headed back out to the trampoline! But first I emptied my bladder the proper way.

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**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-peed-my-pants/189643/2 "2003-07-19T23:19:44Z")

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[Kegels](http://www.kegel-exercises.com/) are our friend **ArtyDooDoo**. 😃

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**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-peed-my-pants/189643/3 "2003-07-20T12:30:36Z")

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Ha! Ha!

be glad you didn’t **DooDoo, ArtyDooDoo** What a squishy mess that would have been.