# I piss on Osama every day. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169 "2003-12-01T03:16:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/1 "2003-12-01T03:16:56Z")
No, really! A load of new urinal covers came in last week, and they’re a nice yellow color with Osama’s face on them that says “Help fight the war on terrorism!” on them. I always make sure to make constant use of the urinals now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/2 "2003-12-01T03:19:01Z")
I wouldn’t want that mug anywhere NEAR my naughty bits-even if it is to pee on him. ---
**Author:** ![gubernator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@gubernator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gubernator)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/3 "2003-12-01T03:25:09Z")
Man, where is this, public place, like an office, or a more private facility, like a bar? Sounds like a nice set up to me. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/4 "2003-12-01T03:27:17Z")
Actually, this is my high school. ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/5 "2003-12-01T03:54:40Z")
I have no doubt that putting BinLaden’s likeness in a urinal will speed the successful end to the war on terrorism. Perhaps waiving a big foam rubber hand while shouting “We’re Number One.” would work as well. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/6 "2003-12-01T04:02:14Z")
Maybe I should add here that I’m very much against the whole “War on Terrorism” idea that Bush has. I just think it’s funny that bin Laden has now found himself in urinals. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/7 "2003-12-01T04:52:02Z")
I read somewhere years ago that during the Revolutionary War some enterprising person was making chamberpots with King George’s image on the inside. Nice to know some things never change. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-piss-on-osama-every-day/216169/8 "2003-12-01T07:37:35Z")
Wow. Now you just need [Jeff Goldblum to watch you](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223458).