# I pit a troll confirming his own idiocy, as they always do. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111 "2010-04-23T16:04:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/1 "2010-04-23T16:04:24Z")
The Illustrious Super Kapowzler asks about allusions to fictional characters use of marijuana and vomits forth: > [@](#): > > Last edited by Super Kapowzler; Yesterday at 07:15 PM. Reason: Go easy on the NO BUT YOU ARE and shit. That’s a given, bitches. :dubious:😕:eek::(:mad: Q.E.D. bitches Now I’m all for a bit of frivolity around here, but you’ve raised being mundane, pointless and needlessly esoteric to an art form. And its bad art, like someone haivng once seen a Jackson Pollock painting and saying wow, I can do that, I’m awesome. Despite an exhaustive search, I have yet to find anything you’re posted approaching amusing or informative. It seems with each new post, you’re on a pre-determined curve of gibberish asymptotically approaching characters typed at random. And would it kill you to add something to a topic started by others once in a while? We’re not here to talk about what you want to talk about all the time. You departure, as inevitable as it seems, is nonetheless eagerly awaited by many, if I may presume to speak for them. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/2 "2010-04-23T16:12:29Z")
I think I ate a toadstool or something. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/3 "2010-04-23T16:16:22Z")
You forgot something! And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/4 "2010-04-23T16:21:17Z")
There’s already a thread going, and aren’t you just feeding it? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/5 "2010-04-23T16:22:35Z")
Look, you people took my **Wildest Bill** , then you took my **VC03** - I will fight you to the death over taking my **Super Kapowzler** away from me, capiche?\* No, he doesn’t post incredibly dense, completely incomprehensible academic treatises like **collounsbury** who I assume was getting paid by the twenty-five cent word, but he entertains me, goddammit! Which is more than I can say for a whole bunch of Great Debates-squatting, post-parsing pedants. \*Not really. ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/6 "2010-04-23T16:24:41Z")
Pitting another low hanging fruit. Bad form. Penalty for overuse of troll accusations is a punch in the nuts. ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/7 "2010-04-23T16:24:52Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > There’s already a thread going, and aren’t you just feeding it? Realy? I missed it. Where at? Anyhoo, I was supposed to provide a linky: [http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560652](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560652) ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/8 "2010-04-23T16:26:14Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I think I ate a toadstool or something. You ate frog shit? Ewwwww… Sorry, couldn’t let that one sneak past. ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/9 "2010-04-23T16:28:55Z")
> [@SmellMyWort](#): > > Pitting another low hanging fruit. Bad form. Penalty for overuse of troll accusations is a punch in the nuts. I only said troll once, and Kapowzler is the only one I’ve ever pitted. Do I still qualify for the penalty? \*covering up my nuts ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/10 "2010-04-23T16:35:52Z")
For a second there, I thought you were saying he’s really **Q.E.D.** , and I was like whaaa? That’s one way of starting over. ---
**Author:** ![LunarPlexus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LunarPlexus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LunarPlexus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/11 "2010-04-23T16:40:51Z")
I like the guy. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/12 "2010-04-23T16:47:42Z")
> [@snowmaster](#): > > \*covering up my nuts I quote the philospher Townshend: “You can cover up your guts, but when you cover up your nuts you’re admitting that there must be something wrong.” ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/13 "2010-04-23T17:05:06Z")
> [@snowmaster](#): > > I only said troll once, and Kapowzler is the only one I’ve ever pitted. Do I still qualify for the penalty? > > \*covering up my nuts Oh shit. I thought you were the one that pitted Carol the Cattle Mute, but that was **SoulFrost**. Must have been the winterish names. Sorry about that. Titty-twisters to both for picking on the slow kids. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/14 "2010-04-23T17:05:36Z")
This is a challenging issue for me. SK is slightly amusing, but the shtick is getting old already. and shit. ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/15 "2010-04-23T17:12:58Z")
> [@SmellMyWort](#): > > Oh shit. I thought you were the one that pitted Carol the Cattle Mute, but that was **SoulFrost**. Must have been the winterish names. Sorry about that. No worries. I’m all for being nice, even in the pit > [@SmellMyWort](#): > > Titty-twisters to both for picking on the slow kids. Now hold on just a minute there, I take back what I said about being nice!😉 ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/16 "2010-04-23T17:16:16Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > For a second there, I thought you were saying he’s really **Q.E.D.** , and I was like whaaa? That’s one way of starting over. Naaah, I miss Quod Erat. His edit remarks ended with bitches reminding me of a XKCD toon. And shit. You know, saying “and shit” just makes me feel like I’m part of the problem. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/17 "2010-04-23T17:24:55Z")
If I ever own a horse I am going to name it Faxmachine. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/18 "2010-04-23T19:01:46Z")
> [@LunarPlexus](#): > > I like the guy. Same here. His screen name is awesome, and although he’s got the potential to be annoying in large doses, at least he’s generally not frucking up other peoples’ threads with his gibberish. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/19 "2010-04-23T19:46:38Z")
Super Kapowzler is the funniest screen name I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/20 "2010-04-23T19:49:31Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Look, you people took my **Wildest Bill** , then you took my **VC03** - I will fight you to the death over taking my **Super Kapowzler** away from me, capiche?\* No, he doesn’t post incredibly dense, completely incomprehensible academic treatises like **collounsbury** who I assume was getting paid by the twenty-five cent word, but he entertains me, goddammit! Which is more than I can say for a whole bunch of Great Debates-squatting, post-parsing pedants. > > \*Not really. I still miss VC03. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111.md?page=2)