# I pit a troll confirming his own idiocy, as they always do. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111 "2010-04-23T16:04:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/21 "2010-04-23T19:51:37Z")
You guys are too hard on your toys, you think loons like that are a dozen in a dime bag? Shee-yit. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/22 "2010-04-23T19:55:36Z")
> [@snowmaster](#): > > And would it kill you to add something to a topic started by others once in a while? We’re not here to talk about what you want to talk about all the time. 😕:eek: You accuse him of trolling, but then it seems like here you just want him to spread this behavior into NORMAL threads and shit. This would just totally derail them- I think if you’ve got a problem with him, you should at least encourage him to keep his insanity inside his own threads and not spread it to others and shit, ya know? ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/23 "2010-04-23T20:14:40Z")
So, **Snowmaster** , let me get this straight: **Super Kaplowzer** , who starts threads that you aren’t being forced to read, is annoying you because he’s more entertaining than you are? I wish you boring faceless SDMB groupthink replicants would stop acting like the borg collective. There are tons of nonsensical dumbass threads started by people who don’t talk like they are stoned. Quit foisting your stodgy Columbo/Golden Girls snoozefests on the rest of us, if I may presume to speak for the non-dullards. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/24 "2010-04-23T20:23:06Z")
I enjoy him. I don’t read all of his posts or threads but when I need a laugh lately I know exactly where to go. I feel like I’m missing something at the end of this post . . . ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/25 "2010-04-23T20:39:38Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Quit foisting your stodgy Columbo/Golden Girls snoozefests on the rest of us, if I may presume to speak for the non-dullards. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Golden Girls were funny as hell. Ease up on that one. Replace it with Matlock or something. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/26 "2010-04-23T20:42:58Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > If I ever own a horse I am going to name it Faxmachine. I wanted to get a horse just to name him Faxmachine. But horses scare me, they’re all big and bitey … and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/27 "2010-04-23T20:57:14Z")
Yeah, it’s a shame, but The Straight Dope lost it’s sense of humor a Cecil or two ago. SK will just end up getting banned for not following moderator instructions. He apparently is now presented with the choice of conforming to what **Marley23** and **Colibri** expect from his posts, or start receiving warnings. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/28 "2010-04-23T21:21:47Z")
I believe the name is inspired by the Robo-Chibi gardening game. (and shit) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/29 "2010-04-23T21:27:00Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > You ate frog shit? Ewwwww… > Sorry, couldn’t let that one sneak past. No, it wasn’t frog _shit_, but you better believe getting bitchslapped by Miss Piggy is gonna smart… ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/30 "2010-04-23T21:31:28Z")
> [@ghardester](#): > > Yeah, it’s a shame, but The Straight Dope lost it’s sense of humor a Cecil or two ago. SK will just end up getting banned for not following moderator instructions. > > He apparently is now presented with the choice of conforming to what **Marley23** and **Colibri** expect from his posts, or start receiving warnings. Reported! You are not to discuss moderator actions in the pit! Please remain where you are and cease attempting to use the internet. A team has been dispatched to your location. Do not attempt to flee or resist. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/31 "2010-04-23T21:34:25Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > but he entertains me, goddammit! Which is more than I can say for a whole bunch of Great Debates-squatting, post-parsing pedants Fuck me pink, but I wish I had said this. Its so right its scary. I say MORE Kapowzler and shit, less anal retards being petty and shit. And let VCO3 back you bitches. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/32 "2010-04-23T21:37:37Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > And let VCO3 back you bitches. He’s been back enough times already. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/33 "2010-04-23T21:58:52Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I will fight you to the death over taking my **Super Kapowzler** away from me… With apologies to Paul Simon and “Kodachrome”… \*When I look back at all the cites I clicked in GQ It’s no wonder that I sometimes cannot see. And though GD contains the politics and religion I need a break from all that pedantry. Kapowzler-er-er– He offers the strangest posts, 'Bout Grommits and marijuana Ends things with the words, “and shit”! Wonders if Spock’s a moron, Entertains me every day– Mama, don’t take my Kapowzler away!\* ---
**Author:** ![srzss05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@srzss05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/srzss05)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/34 "2010-04-23T22:34:48Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > is annoying you because he’s more entertaining than you are? > [@ivn1188](#): > > Reported! You are not to discuss moderator actions in the pit! Please remain where you are and cease attempting to use the internet. A team has been dispatched to your location. Do not attempt to flee or resist. I don’t think you are as entertaining as you think you are. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/35 "2010-04-23T22:44:20Z")
And let’s not forget S-K also has a heart, he’s not just a one trick pony; > [@](#): > > The 'Ol Kpowz tells a tale of the borning Earth breaking open and only the Dog followed Man in the leap across the Great Chasm. Dogs are the Shit. They are put here to teach us that love is so fucking precious, and simple, and that life is a whole lot motherfucking shorter than we think. > My heart is with you. That shit is deep. ---
**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/36 "2010-04-23T22:50:55Z")
Maybe it’s because I’m still young, but I like to smile. Laughter is cool too. Not everything in the world has to be intellectually stimulating. I get enough of that shit from professors and bitches. I don’t think Carrot Top is funny, but I don’t demand Youtube stop hosting videos of him. Why do you hate fun? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/37 "2010-04-23T22:56:44Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Fuck me pink, but I wish I had said this. Its so right its scary. > > I say MORE Kapowzler and shit, less anal retards being petty and shit. > > And let VCO3 back you bitches. Did you like the alliteration? I thought that was a nice touch. 😃 And **Spoons** , I think you’ve missed your calling as a lawyer. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/38 "2010-04-23T23:00:23Z")
> [@Walmarticus](#): > > Maybe it’s because I’m still young, but I like to smile. Laughter is cool too. Not everything in the world has to be intellectually stimulating. I get enough of that shit from professors and bitches. I don’t think Carrot Top is funny, but I don’t demand Youtube stop hosting videos of him. > > Why do you hate fun? I’m occasionally reminded that there are some stunningly stodgy people here. I like my internet with proper spelling and grammar, but I also like light-hearted silliness, too. Funnily enough, \*\*Super Kapowzler \*\* actually uses unusually good spelling and grammar for someone who posts like he’s channelling Hunter Thompson - hell, I’d keep him here just for that. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/39 "2010-04-23T23:05:26Z")
> [@srzss05](#): > > I don’t think you are as entertaining as you think you are. I don’t think I give a shit what you think. :eek: I just hope you don’t think _you’re_ entertaining – looking through your posts is like reading the phone book. (And not the fancy part with the pictures!) ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/40 "2010-04-23T23:24:14Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Fuck me pink, but I wish I had said this. Well fuck _me_ pink. I wish I had come up with an expression laden with such, err, imagery. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111.md?page=3)