# I pit a troll confirming his own idiocy, as they always do.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 23, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111 "2010-04-23T16:04:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/41 "2010-04-24T00:21:15Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Same here. His screen name is awesome, and although he’s got the potential to be annoying in large doses, at least he’s generally not frucking up other peoples’ threads with his gibberish.  
> And shit.

A fine point. I don’t enjoy his posts since I’m generally here to converse, and he doesn’t make enough sense for that, but he’s also amazingly easy to avoid. I’m a pretty firm believer in not opening threads that don’t interest me. It’s not that difficult.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/42 "2010-04-24T01:49:40Z")

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I’m a fan of funny, and it was amusing - at first.

But, hey, to each their own.

(Would someone mind explaining why faxmachine is amusing, cause I’m not seeing it.)

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**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/43 "2010-04-24T02:13:18Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> I’m a fan of funny, and it was amusing - at first.
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> But, hey, to each their own.
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> (Would someone mind explaining why faxmachine is amusing, cause I’m not seeing it.)

Because Gandalf (the Lord of the Rings) rode a horse called Shadowfax (faxmachine). This=funny

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/44 "2010-04-24T03:19:15Z")

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> [@ivn1188](#):
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> Reported! You are not to discuss moderator actions in the pit! Please remain where you are and cease attempting to use the internet. A team has been dispatched to your location. Do not attempt to flee or resist.

I am begining to like you. Perhaps you _should_ be the Pit moderator.

😛

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/45 "2010-04-24T03:47:23Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> I’m a fan of funny, and it was amusing - at first.
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> But, hey, to each their own.
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> (Would someone mind explaining why faxmachine is amusing, cause I’m not seeing it.)

It’s much better from the source.

> **[was the Lord of the Rings smoking POT?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560652)**
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> Hey Nerds. In the movie when the Lord of the Rings goes to his evil twin-brother’s house and the evil dude is all like “you woulda found the ring before, ‘cept you keep hittin’ the can-bong with the Grommits.” (Grommits right, them lepperchauny,...

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/46 "2010-04-24T12:28:05Z")

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Thanks, and shit.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/47 "2010-04-26T05:42:23Z")

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Combine this thread with my thread ([Leave Super Kapowlzer alone!! - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560681)), and you get an explosion that will bring down half the internet and shit.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/48 "2010-04-26T12:11:44Z")

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> [@ivn1188](#):
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> So, **Snowmaster** , let me get this straight: **Super Kaplowzer** , who starts threads that you aren’t being forced to read, is annoying you because he’s more entertaining than you are?

Didn’t you just buy into a thread on smoking that no one forced you to read? Hypocrite.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/49 "2010-04-26T15:40:21Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> Didn’t you just buy into a thread on smoking that no one forced you to read? Hypocrite.

Oh, but he _is_ being forced to read it. He has to read every thread in the Pit, so he can pass judgement on whether it belongs here. I think it’s a curse that was placed on him when he insulted a god in some pantheon or other.

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**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/50 "2010-04-26T18:32:17Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> Didn’t you just buy into a thread on smoking that no one forced you to read? Hypocrite.

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Oh, but he _is_ being forced to read it. He has to read every thread in the Pit, so he can pass judgement on whether it belongs here. I think it’s a curse that was placed on him when he insulted a god in some pantheon or other.

I know you two are the buttbuddy twins (Shape of: troglodyte! Form of: cockduster pedophile 'stache!), but this level of incomprehension is amazing even for you.

This thread is fine. OP is bitching about a poster. OP is also about as exciting as watching a super slow motion movie of grass growing. When people say stupid boring shit, and I feel like exerting myself, I will call them out on it. That’s what this whole “pit” thing is for. If it was MPSIMS or one of the other places where a bunch of chubby anime dorks discuss which Sailor Scout they would be, or where a bunch of cranky aging pseudo-intellectuals talk about their gross sexual experiences with other uggos, then I wouldn’t say anything. Because I wouldn’t read it.

And really, the old “hypocrisy!!!1! ZOMG! Watch me chortle in a mature fashion at this crazy guy before I drive to the mall and try and punch someone for touching my pickup truck” thing? Overplayed. We all know you’re sitting there in your dead-end job searching the internets for meaning in between filling out DD-1215 reports. There’s no need to pretend for us.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/51 "2010-04-27T06:41:55Z")

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I’d be Sailor Neptune! Wait … Is there a Sailor Uranus?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-a-troll-confirming-his-own-idiocy-as-they-always-do/537111/52 "2010-04-27T07:45:40Z")

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I always took a shining to Sailor Mercury myself, but I’m sure will volunteer to be a Sailor Uranus sooner or later.

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