Again, for you, and for anyone who hasn’t yet got the point: The cart thief was not the woman with too many kids and an open car door. The OP did not know where the cart thief was parked.
Ha!
I would make it my mission to keep going back to that store until I ran into her again. Dog food, KY, Depends, yell at her, climb in the cart, call the police and set her car on fire…
Word.
The correct response should have been “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!”. You then should have charged through the aisle to deliver a sliding leg sweep, taking out botht he old lady and the trolly, before standing up and delivering the punchline “Have a quarter of that, fool!”
then strut about the store doing Hulk Hogan poses.
This is an image that I will think of throughout the day today and, like now, will giggle uncontrollably.
OOH, that’s good, too - she would, of course, have to rip her shirt down the middle before starting these procedings.
And take her vitamins.
I agree that was a pretty crappy thing to do. I probably would have complained to the manager. Who probably gets complaints like this on a regular basis and gives a free cart to any complainer. Which would be a little disappointing, since I would want to see the thief punished, but still it’s something.
As tempting as this is, I would not do it. You never know who is drugged / armed / dangerous. Granted, a 60 year old woman is an unlikely attacker, but the OP says she was there with her husband. Any time you get into a physical confrontation with a stranger, you are taking a serious risk. In my opinion, one owes it to one’s family not to take that sort of risk over 25 cents.
It seems to me that most of man’s territorial instincts evolved at a time in which a typical person had to deal mainly with the same 50 to 100 people again and again for an entire lifetime. In that situation, it makes a lot more sense to stand up to that sort of abuse.
My opinion only.
tumbledown,
I think you are the type to tell someone in line behind you with only a few items when you have a full cart to go on ahead. 
That bitch you encountered is the type to go to the “10 items or less” express line with a full cart because the other lines are too long. :mad:
You’d do that? Over a measly quarter? Sheesh, how petty.
The very least you could do is wait until she loaded up on eggs.
Yeah td. Did you speak with management? If not, why not?
Isn’t it worth losing a quarter to know there’s somebody else on the planet you’re superior to?
Feh. I know a guy who stabbed a dude over a quarter on a pool table (and no, I’m not kidding). You just need to know how to handle these things!
I did, the manager was operating the till at the line I went through, and I said to him “A woman stole my cart, took my quarter.” His response was “Yeah, that happens.” He couldn’t have cared less.
I’m so amused by all these responses. I’m imagining myself doing Hulk Hogan poses – shirtless – around an ALDI now. It’s not a pretty picture!
I have “Real American” (one of Hulk Hogan’s WWF themes from the 80s) stuck in my head now. I hate Hulk Hogan. And you.
I think she already had eggs (as opposed to her husband who stood there quiet and eggless)
Actually I think what would be fine revenge is to politely mention to everyone in the store, “Excuse me, but I thought you should know that woman (points) is a cart thief.” and then on to the next person and so on, or course in full view of the vagina sack.
Wow, that’s really crappy. I would be sooooo tempted to “accidentally” drop a carton of eggs right in front of him and say “Yeah, this happens too.”
That’s about the response I would expect. People who are advocating things that would get police involved, let’s retain some perspective here. Do you really want to be the person explaining to a cop that he was called over a quarter? Wouldn’t you feel a little silly at that point?