# I Pit all the MPSIMS tards who are currently drowning the Pit in boring crap **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 1, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614 "2009-07-01T19:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/121 "2011-08-21T16:43:37Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > The Pit used to be my favorite forum on the SDMB. A place where people could argue about issues they disagreed about or simply vent their frustrations about posters that were driving them up a wall. Now it’s MPSIMS for people to complain about every and any minor irritation in their lives, or to “rant” about things that any non-stupid person already knows are universally accepted as bad. Which makes it boring as fuck to read. I hear ya bra. It’s because whiney bitches with no lives spend all their time dumping any pointless piece of shit that stuck in their craw, they even will start threads about OTHER threads, because they are so butthurt. Complaining about a bitch thread about the BIGGEST fucking nuclear disaster in history bugs the living shit out of them, but they think a thread bitching about a thread is a fucking work of genius. It’s the “no life” syndrome, and it is a killer to those who don’t have endless amounts of time to circle jerk off about whatever little annoyance they have, which they wouldn’t have if they had a fucking JOB or a relationship with another human being. Bored and unhappy campers will shitfucking drown any intelligence with sheer numbers. Their cries and lamentations, the gnashing of teeth, the rending of their garments, it’s a fucking clown parade of butthurt self-centered immaturity that simply will never end. You can’t fix it. The only solution is to ignore it, maybe jab them in their oh-so-sensitive egos now and then, but at the end of the day, who the fuck even cares? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/122 "2011-08-21T16:51:08Z")
Zombie Tards! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/123 "2011-08-21T16:52:53Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > I hear ya bra. It’s because whiney bitches with no lives spend all their time dumping any pointless piece of shit that stuck in their craw, they even will start threads about OTHER threads, because they are so butthurt. Do you drink? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/124 "2011-08-21T16:53:34Z")
Are you trying to suggest he take up a hobby? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/125 "2011-08-21T17:01:25Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Or, alternately, you could just write “fuck you” or “fuck off” so your post didn’t look like a text message from a 13-year-old girl. > [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Anyway, better a humorless nitwit than an annoying fucking cunt. How things have changed! It’s like walking through a museum. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/126 "2011-08-21T17:03:34Z")
Fuck, please don’t tell me this drooling fucking retard is going to start posting in other threads now. Things weren’t so bad when he confined his idiocy to jerking off over straw men in his nuclear thread, but if he’s going to expand his horizons and branch out to other threads, this board is going to become a drowned in a sea of stupid. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/127 "2011-08-21T17:21:57Z")
Since subtle just isn’t going to work … Starting a thread in the Pit (like this one) to complain about the threads in the Pit is fucking hilarious. The only way the joke could be better would be to start a thread complaining about a thread complaining about a thread. _ad infinitum ad nauseam_ ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/128 "2011-08-21T17:30:18Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Since subtle just isn’t going to work … > > Starting a thread in the Pit (like this one) to complain about the threads in the Pit is fucking hilarious. The only way the joke could be better would be to start a thread complaining about a thread complaining about a thread. _ad infinitum ad nauseam_ Nah, bumping a years old thread to bitch about it instead of posting in the complaint thread is way more hilarious. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/129 "2011-08-21T17:35:03Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Since subtle just isn’t going to work … > > Starting a thread in the Pit (like this one) to complain about the threads in the Pit is fucking hilarious. The only way the joke could be better would be to start a thread complaining about a thread complaining about a thread. _ad infinitum ad nauseam_ We understood your point moron. The fact that you were more than two years late to say it is, unfortunately, pretty indicative of your general competence. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/130 "2011-08-21T17:45:30Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > We understood your point moron. The fact that you were more than two years late to say it is, unfortunately, pretty indicative of your general competence. Verily, he doth wear competence like a very cloak. He has submerged himself in competence. You might say he is IN competent. Also probably incontinent, but that’s another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/131 "2011-08-21T18:16:14Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > I hear ya bra. It’s because whiney bitches with no lives spend all their time dumping any pointless piece of shit that stuck in their craw, they even will start threads about OTHER threads, because they are so butthurt. > > Complaining about a bitch thread about the BIGGEST fucking nuclear disaster in history bugs the living shit out of them, but they think a thread bitching about a thread is a fucking work of genius. > > It’s the “no life” syndrome, and it is a killer to those who don’t have endless amounts of time to circle jerk off about whatever little annoyance they have, which they wouldn’t have if they had a fucking JOB or a relationship with another human being. > > Bored and unhappy campers will shitfucking drown any intelligence with sheer numbers. Their cries and lamentations, the gnashing of teeth, the rending of their garments, it’s a fucking clown parade of butthurt self-centered immaturity that simply will never end. > > You can’t fix it. The only solution is to ignore it, maybe jab them in their oh-so-sensitive egos now and then, but at the end of the day, who the fuck even cares? Bra? Fuck off, frat boy. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/132 "2011-08-21T18:53:01Z")
> [@wheresgeorge04](#): > > Bra? > > Fuck off, frat boy. > > Joe Being fair, bra has been kicking around since point break (and fuck me, has that really been 20 years! Shit, bra, getting old) ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/133 "2011-08-21T18:54:28Z")
My self control is legend. Rather than complete the joke, I simply used an existing thread. I mean fuck, I am even on topic. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/134 "2011-08-21T18:58:36Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > My self control is legend. Rather than complete the joke, I simply used an existing thread. I mean fuck, I am even on topic. No, but you drink. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/135 "2011-08-21T19:01:43Z")
Don’t make me slap that cock out of your mouth again. Put down the crack pipe and back away slowly. Trust me, that shit isn’t going to solve your problems. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/136 "2011-08-21T19:05:37Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Don’t make me slap that cock out of your mouth again. Put down the crack pipe and back away slowly. > > Trust me, that shit isn’t going to solve your problems. You’re projecting, which is common in people who drink. Why do you drink? ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/137 "2011-08-21T20:02:13Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Don’t make me slap that cock out of your mouth again. Put down the crack pipe and back away slowly. > > Trust me, that shit isn’t going to solve your problems. You assume it’s offensive to imply that I have a cock in my mouth? How long have you hated homosexuals? Joe ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/138 "2011-08-21T20:15:35Z")
Burning strawman in the sand ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614/139 "2011-08-21T22:26:35Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > I hear ya bra. It’s because whiney bitches with no lives spend all their time dumping any pointless piece of shit that stuck in their craw, they even will start threads about OTHER threads, because they are so butthurt. [Moderating] **FXMastermind** , I’ve been willing to tolerate your hilariously incompetent and pointlessly confrontational style of “debate” so long as you confined it to the thread you started about the Fukushima meltdown, under the theory that anyone who didn’t want to deal with you could simply avoid that thread. However, bumping years old threads just to bitch about the boards as a whole is not going to fly. It appears you are here with no higher purpose than to pick fights and stir shit up, which counts as trolling in my dictionary. This is an official warning to knock it off. This thread is closed. [/Moderating] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-the-mpsims-tards-who-are-currently-drowning-the-pit-in-boring-crap/501614.md?page=6)