# I pit all you fucking FTT'ers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 30, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007 "2014-09-30T20:32:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/1 "2014-09-30T20:32:17Z")
Why on gods inflated pimple do you fuckers keep it up? Nary a troll goes by without a horde of imbecile ass-hats engaging its pubecent erection. For fucks sake peope. DNFTT. DNFT fucking T please. Asshats. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/2 "2014-09-30T20:37:35Z")
But, but…_ **I** _ have the one putdown in all the universe that’s going to make them see the error of their ways, and acknowledge they were wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/3 "2014-09-30T20:38:54Z")
Well this will fix the problem for sure. Unless maybe it won’t. > [@Diogenes the Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-the-cynic/560062/48): > > Of course, because it’s a public message board: when you say controversial or inflammatory things, someone always takes the bait and replies. That’s why DNFTT never, ever works. People as a collective don’t spontaneously ignore trolls and irritants very well. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/4 "2014-09-30T20:39:40Z")
Well fuck you too then. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/5 "2014-09-30T20:40:48Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > Why on gods inflated pimple do you fuckers keep it up? Nary a troll goes by without a horde of imbecile ass-hats engaging its pubecent erection. > > For fucks sake peope. DNFTT. DNFT fucking T please. > > Asshats. Reported for trolling. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/6 "2014-09-30T20:41:47Z")
You too - go fuck an imbecile cactus. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/7 "2014-09-30T20:44:35Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > Nary a troll goes by without a horde of imbecile ass-hats engaging its\*\* pubecent \*\*erection. S-s-s-s-s You forgot the “s”. Pubescent ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/8 "2014-09-30T20:45:01Z")
‘It sure is annoying when people feed trolls. Instead of ignoring it, I think I’ll start a whole separate argument about that and waste as much of my time as possible.’ -from _How to Succeed at Nothing By Really Trying_, by **Jim Nightshade** ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/9 "2014-09-30T20:45:02Z")
Why can’t you just leave the troll-feeders alone? ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/10 "2014-09-30T20:53:23Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Why can’t you just leave the troll-feeders alone? Yeah, we don’t want you to starve. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/11 "2014-09-30T20:53:27Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > ‘It sure is annoying when people feed trolls. Instead of ignoring it, I think I’ll start a whole separate argument about that and waste as much of my time as possible.’ > > -from _How to Succeed at Nothing By Really Trying_, by **Jim Nightshade** Reported for trolling. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Why can’t you just leave the troll-feeders alone? Noted Asshat detected. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/12 "2014-09-30T20:55:42Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > Reported for trolling. That went well. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/13 "2014-09-30T21:00:23Z")
Asshat. [And Lo! The asshats came out in force, frantically trying to change the subject.] Touch a nerve dude? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/14 "2014-09-30T21:00:43Z")
I never liked Fourier Transform Technique fanboys myself much either. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/15 "2014-09-30T21:01:59Z")
I know Bill, me neither, but that is for a seperate thread. Fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/16 "2014-09-30T21:02:25Z")
The people here can be very, very credulous and trolls take advantage. That’s true. Your bitching won’t solve it. Do you have any other brilliant ideas? ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/17 "2014-09-30T21:06:05Z")
Yeah. Let me bitch about it friend, that is after all what this forum is for. Fuckface. From experience I will feel much better soon, and return to lurkdom. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/18 "2014-09-30T21:08:18Z")
Here’s how the forum works: you say stuff, and people say stuff back. In this case, maybe people point out that you’re the millionth person to say this and nobody’s going to give a damn about your input. So - u mad, bro? ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/19 "2014-09-30T21:14:36Z")
You just don’t get it do you? I couldn’t give a teenage fuck what you or anybody else may think - I am just here for the bitchin’. Mad? Yeah man, you idiotic asshats feeding the fucking trolls make me mad - did you already forget the subject of the thread? I would advise you to chill the fuck out, or alternatively book a trip to Arizona - the cactii there are massive. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/20 "2014-09-30T21:15:50Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > You just don’t get it do you? I couldn’t give a teenage fuck what you or anybody else may think - I am just here for the bitchin’. You do seem a titch annoyed that anybody had the nerve to argue with you. That throbbing vein in your forehead can probably be seen from space. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007.md?page=2)