# I pit all you fucking FTT'ers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 30, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007 "2014-09-30T20:32:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/21 "2014-09-30T21:25:05Z")
I am not annoyed that anybody (i.e you) had the nerve to argue with me, its just that the arguments are so pathetic that my mind boggles at the (your) incredible pathetic attempts. Once I again, I am here for the bitchin’ - I couldn’t give a rats ass about your ‘arguments’ - arguments belong in GD or ATMB (if you let them). Also - asshat. P.S. DNTTFT! (Thanks) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/22 "2014-09-30T21:27:01Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > Yeah man, you idiotic asshats feeding the fucking trolls make me mad This board has existed in various forms for 20 years. Posting DNFTT signs has _never_ worked. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/23 "2014-09-30T21:31:57Z")
I know that Skywatcher, I know. It is plainly obvious really… They are still a bunch of cactii-fucking asshats though. The feeders that is. Bunch of basement dwelling anus scrathers. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/24 "2014-09-30T21:34:43Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > This board has existed in various forms for 20 years. Posting DNFTT signs has _never_ worked. Does it work anywhere else? **JimNightshade** ’s just encouraging the same people by showing them how bent out of shape posters will get - about threads they’re not even involved in! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/25 "2014-09-30T21:41:17Z")
Geez, people. Every minute you spend in this thread means another farm animal goes unmolested. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/26 "2014-09-30T21:41:43Z")
Internet - trolls = boring. Besides, people who disagree you with in a bombastic or aggressive manner are not trolls. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/27 "2014-09-30T21:42:05Z")
Sigh… Dude, you are like a bent record. I feel much better now though, so you are herewith welcome to bask in any glory you may deem accomplished. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/28 "2014-09-30T21:42:53Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > (snip) > > Once I again, I am here for the bitchin’ - I couldn’t give a **rats ass** about your ‘arguments’ - arguments belong in GD or ATMB (if you let them). > > Also - asshat. > > P.S. DNTTFT! > > (Thanks) > [@JimNightshade](#): > > They are still a bunch of cactii-fucking asshats though. The feeders that is. Bunch of basement dwelling anus **scrathers**. Well, since you remain here for the bitchin’, “rat’s ass” could use an apostrophe, and “anus scratchers” was misspelled. Cacti is the Latin plural of cactus, and some writers use it in English. Cactuses is the English plural. Dictionaries list both, and neither is right or wrong … but cactii is just wrong. Better editing needed! ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/29 "2014-09-30T21:44:35Z")
> [@bup](#): > > But, but…_ **I** _ have the one putdown in all the universe that’s going to make them see the error of their ways, and acknowledge they were wrong! And _I_ have incontrovertible proof Barack Obama was behind 9/11. Go ahead, try to prove me wrong. I dare ya. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/30 "2014-09-30T21:46:52Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > The people here can be very, very credulous and trolls take advantage. That’s true. Your bitching won’t solve it. Do you have any other brilliant ideas? You gotta be kidding, LONG time posters get doubted on the silliest things. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/31 "2014-09-30T21:48:06Z")
Oh look - the excuseranti came out the woodwork. Fuckfaces. If only there was some place one could bitch about asshats like (some) people life would be so much better. It reminds me that wh… Fuck it, I am officially de-ranted. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/32 "2014-09-30T21:49:35Z")
Btw Vita, fuck you and thanks as well 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/33 "2014-09-30T21:50:23Z")
> [@grude](#): > > You gotta be kidding, LONG time posters get doubted on the silliest things. Sometimes, yes. But you can also find a lot of instances of people telling terrible or unbelievable stories and people going out of their way to insist it could be true- or at least plausible. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/34 "2014-09-30T21:54:13Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > Btw Vita, fuck you and thanks as well 🙂 Jim, I know that you’re ranted out of steam, but, again, let’s add some punctuation please and thank you: “Btw\*\*,\*\* Vita, fuck you\*\*,\*\* and thanks as well.” You are welcome. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/35 "2014-09-30T21:56:08Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > Jim, I know that you’re ranted out of steam, but, again, let’s add some punctuation please and thank you: > > “Btw\*\*,\*\* Vita, fuck you\*\*,\*\* and thanks as well.” > > You are welcome. Arse hat. [tips hat] ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/36 "2014-09-30T21:58:16Z")
Wow, it’s like, so _meta_, man. JimFuckShade rants about not feeding the trolls, while acting just like one, and like, man, we’re all like _feeding_ him. And shit. He’s like, our master, yet he’s our troll! My mind is blown. It’s like a message board mandala. The wheel in the board keeps turning… ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/37 "2014-09-30T21:58:29Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Sometimes, yes. But you can also find a lot of instances of people telling terrible or unbelievable stories and people going out of their way to insist it could be true- or at least plausible. You don’t say 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/38 "2014-09-30T21:59:44Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Wow, it’s like, so _meta_, man. > > JimFuckShade rants about not feeding the trolls, while acting just like one, and like, man, we’re all like _feeding_ him. And shit. > > He’s like, our master, yet he’s our troll! > > My mind is blown. It’s like a message board mandala. The wheel in the board keeps turning… You too - go fuck a cactus. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/39 "2014-09-30T22:07:09Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > You too - go fuck a cactus. Would you rather have spoons for hands, or elbows for ears? ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007/40 "2014-09-30T22:14:36Z")
Like I said - go fuck a cactus. Over and out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-all-you-fucking-ftters/700007.md?page=3)