# I Pit Amazing Grace Baptist Church **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 23, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908 "2009-10-23T22:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/261 "2009-10-28T20:21:17Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Yeah. Who wants to fuck some sick broad? I think that was the tagline on the movie poster for [Shadowland](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108101/)s. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/262 "2009-10-28T23:40:10Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Sex with a woman during Menstruation: > > [A True Church - Sex During Menstruation](http://www.atruechurch.info/sexduringmenstruation.html) I’m not as I’ve said responding to any more theological arguments; however the site you cite is a cultic sect disavowed by virtually all other Christian denominations. This sect advocates among other things that there has been no true Christian since Biblical times until the founder of the church (Darwin Fish ironically) came about. For an Evangelical debunking: [http://www.atruecult.info](http://www.atruecult.info) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/263 "2009-10-28T23:48:42Z")
> [@Curtis LeMay](#): > > I’m not as I’ve said responding to any more theological arguments; however the site you cite is a cultic sect disavowed by virtually all other Christian denominations. This sect advocates among other things that there has been no true Christian since Biblical times until the founder of the church (Darwin Fish ironically) came about. For an Evangelical debunking: [http://www.atruecult.info](http://www.atruecult.info) If it comes from the Church of Satan or from the Howard Johnson’s Restaurant website the Leviticus prohibition on sex with menstrual women is no less valid. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/264 "2009-10-29T01:55:52Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > If it comes from the Church of Satan or from the Howard Johnson’s Restaurant website the Leviticus prohibition on sex with menstrual women is no less valid. And the Leviticus laws no longer apply to Christians. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/265 "2009-10-29T02:32:43Z")
> [@Curtis LeMay](#): > > And the Leviticus laws no longer apply to Christians. Heh. There goes homosexuality as abomination… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/266 "2009-10-29T02:36:17Z")
> [@Curtis LeMay](#): > > And the Leviticus laws no longer apply to Christians. [QUOTE=Jesus] 17"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished." [Matthew 5](http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A17-48&version=NIV) [/QUOTE] Heaven and earth disappeared then? I missed that one. (Must have been during the Michael Jackson/Ed McMahon/Farrah Fawcett death coverage.) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/267 "2009-10-29T02:39:00Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Heh. There goes homosexuality as abomination… We still have Decadence. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/268 "2009-10-29T02:51:09Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Sex with a woman during Menstruation: > > [A True Church - Sex During Menstruation](http://www.atruechurch.info/sexduringmenstruation.html) These guys sound like kinfolk of the church that caused this thread to be. If God hates menstruation so much, why did He cause us to go through it? He can’t hate something that He caused - because after everything He created, He said it was good. I’m sorry, but these guys don’t represent any view of God that I’ve ever been taught. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/269 "2009-10-29T02:56:39Z")
> [@Curtis LeMay](#): > > And the Leviticus laws no longer apply to Christians. How did this happen? Who can cancel out these sorts of things? Anything else canceled out? I’m curious and would like more information please. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/270 "2009-10-29T03:33:40Z")
> [@ToeJam](#): > > How did this happen? Who can cancel out these sorts of things? Anything else canceled out? > I’m curious and would like more information please. It’s Paul, up to his shenanigans again. “Kosher shmosher. Sabbath shmabbath. Gay Shm – wait. I’m still skeeved out about teh gay.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/271 "2009-10-29T03:40:33Z")
_Idiocracy_. [sub]I cheated, though. I looked it up[/sub] > [@Sampiro](#): > > I don’t qualify for the points but just gotta say ‘well played’.😃 > > ## “So where was I… so I’m lickin’ his balls…” > > Speaking of spilling one’s _seed_ in the ancient world, it’s worth remembering that _seed_ was not a euphemism. The role- for that matter the _existence_ of the egg in conception would not be known for more than 1700 years after Paul, and it was honestly believed that sperm was seed- [itty bitty babies](http://privatewww.essex.ac.uk/~canessa/images/Homunculus%20by%20Nicolaus%20Hartsoeker%201694.jpg)that incubated in the mother. To have sex that wasn’t procreational was killing itty bitty babies. And it’s a Steelers’ fan too!!! ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/272 "2009-10-29T03:46:45Z")
> [@Juliana](#): > > These guys sound like kinfolk of the church that caused this thread to be. If God hates menstruation so much, why did He cause us to go through it? He can’t hate something that He caused - because after everything He created, He said it was good. > > I’m sorry, but these guys don’t represent any view of God that I’ve ever been taught. I would point you to the post by **Sampiro** above. I don’t think it’s unfair to call menstruation unclean, all ejections of waste bodily fluids are by definition unclean. No one says God hates menstruation, he just said not to fuck during it. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/273 "2009-10-29T07:17:36Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > no one says god hates menstruation god hates rags! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/274 "2009-10-29T11:54:50Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > god hates rags! When my supervisor sends me for a psych evaluation because I break out in giggles at inappropriate moments, I’m sending you the bill. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/275 "2009-10-29T15:06:25Z")
It’s really amazing the bizarre extrapolations people will make. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/276 "2009-10-29T15:33:40Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > It’s really amazing the bizarre extrapolations people will make. Why are you bringing my dog into this? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/277 "2009-10-29T15:46:00Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Why are you bringing my dog into this? Bizarre Extrapolation is the coolest name for a dog ever! ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/278 "2009-10-29T16:16:14Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > I would point you to the post by **Sampiro** above. I don’t think it’s unfair to call menstruation unclean, all ejections of waste bodily fluids are by definition unclean. No one says God hates menstruation, he just said not to fuck during it. I was speaking of that website: they plainly say God hates menstruation. And if not doing it during the flow is key to being saved, as that website claimed, then I am SO in trouble. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/279 "2009-10-29T16:21:05Z")
> [@Juliana](#): > > I was speaking of that website: they plainly say God hates menstruation. And if not doing it during the flow is key to being saved, as that website claimed, then I am SO in trouble. Gotcha. They’re a bunch of douchebags, I just quoted it because they had the proper biblical citations. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908/280 "2009-10-29T16:23:19Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Gotcha. They’re a bunch of douchebags, I just quoted it because they had the proper biblical citations. I’ll agree with that. I just gotta pray there’s hope for them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-amazing-grace-baptist-church/514908.md?page=15)