# I pit America

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 6, 2024, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759 "2024-11-06T05:57:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/1 "2024-11-06T05:57:22Z")

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Fuck this country. Fuck the tens of millions of voters who decided to put a fascist in charge of this country. Fuck the billionaires who decided they’d make more money with the fascists in charge. Fuck the non-voters who sat on the fence. Fuck those of you who decided to “punish” the Democrats for supporting Israel. Fuck the racists. Fuck those of you who didn’t do enough to speak out against the racists. Fuck the Democratic establishment who would prefer to be a permanent minority because it’s better for their pocketbooks. Fuck the media for pretending that the fascist wasn’t a fascist and wasn’t clearly insane and wasn’t deteriorating mentally before our very eyes. Fuck the pollsters who emboldened the fascist and his supporters. Fuck the pessimists who’ve been declaring for the last year and a half that the fascist would win and there was nothing to be done about it. Fuck the journalists who pretended that our president was too old and infirm. Fuck every single one of you who ran our president out of this race. Fuck the judges who let the fascist off the hook. Fuck the system that refuses to hold the wealthy responsible for their actions. Fuck every single one of you that refused to keep the faith.

All of you will soon have the blood of millions of innocent Americans on your hands and God will judge you accordingly. Most of us probably won’t have to wait very long for that once the fascist has his way, but the leopards aren’t going to spare you.

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**Author:** ![El\_Famous\_Burrito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_famous_burrito/32/3954_2.png) [@El\_Famous\_Burrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Famous_Burrito)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/2 "2024-11-06T06:16:31Z")

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Fuck the founding fathers for inventing the abomination that is the Electoral College. Fuck the Electoral College electors for abdicating their duty to serve as a circuit breaker. Fuck people who move from blue states to red states; your presence makes those red states more powerful without actually flipping them. Fuck the right-wing media for running the most shameless, damaging, self-enriching, long-running con seen in this country since the collapse of Reconstruction. Fuck the mainstream “liberal” media for being complicit, compliant, and complacent. Fuck Republican voters. Fuck “libertarian” (i.e., Republican) voters. Fuck “independent” (i.e., Republican) voters. Fuck “moderate” (i.e., Republican) voters. Fuck “undecided” (i.e., Republican) voters. Fuck “I’m just not that into politics” (i.e., Republican) voters. Fuck Republican voters again. Fuck the inevitable, apologetic, and flat-ass incorrect takes that will be spun up in the wake of this horrific night.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/3 "2024-11-06T06:20:59Z")

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And fuck all of them who are fine with having our daughters and sisters bleed to death in parking lots because who gives a shit about women as long as it isn’t us?

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/4 "2024-11-06T06:35:59Z")

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I don’t even have to read this to give a huge thumbs up. Also, fuck @asterion Mr. White Knight for Rittenhouse. Fuck that guy.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/5 "2024-11-06T06:45:51Z")

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Amen brother. I am not sure I could say it better.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/6 "2024-11-06T07:37:05Z")

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Tell us how you really feel.

'Cause I’d feel the same if it weren’t for all these depressants I’ve partaken of for the past 2-1/2 hours.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/7 "2024-11-06T07:50:54Z")

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> [@Election Day Omnibus thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-omnibus-thread/1009683/924):
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> A lot of you are gonna have egg on your faces while you’re watching President Harris get sworn in.

> [@Election Day Omnibus thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-omnibus-thread/1009683/1116):
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> Is that a 2028 prediction?

> [@Election Day Omnibus thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-omnibus-thread/1009683/1117):
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> Does it bring you joy that I was wrong?

> [@Election Day Omnibus thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-omnibus-thread/1009683/1120):
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> Yes.

Then fuck you too.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/8 "2024-11-06T07:56:12Z")

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It pisses me off that you spent all that time and effort telling people to keep calm and carry on.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/9 "2024-11-06T07:57:06Z")

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Perhaps if more people had done so instead of telling people that Trump was going to win and there was nothing anyone could do about it, we’d be looking at a different outcome.

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**Author:** ![Wrenching\_Spanners](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecb155/32.png) [@Wrenching\_Spanners](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenching_Spanners)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/10 "2024-11-06T07:59:58Z")

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Still laughing. And I haven’t posted in the BBQ Pit in years. But since I’m in the cesspit, let me make it clear that I’m laughing at **you**.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/11 "2024-11-06T08:00:40Z")

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And perhaps if making more of an effort and going full out to beat Trump did the job, you wouldn’t be here crying crocodile tears. Pretending nothing was wrong, and giving up, were NOT the only two choices available, so quit pretending they were.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/12 "2024-11-06T08:02:27Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> And perhaps if making more of an effort and going full out to beat Trump did the job, you wouldn’t be here crying crocodile tears.

You think you’re innocent? You contributed to this too. I hope you’re happy when Trump and Musk do what they’re going to do to Gaza.

> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Pretending nothing was wrong

I didn’t “pretend nothing was wrong”. I **kept the faith**.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/13 "2024-11-06T08:03:10Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> You think you’re innocent? You contributed to this too

Show me where. “They did it toooo!” without actually backing it it up is Republican crap, dude.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/14 "2024-11-06T08:03:56Z")

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Hey, pal, I’m married to a Trump fanatic. There’s a freaking MAGA banner on our barn. I feel like it’s Germany in 1938 and he’s put up a swastika. I don’t know if this marriage is going to survive.

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**Author:** ![Wrenching\_Spanners](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecb155/32.png) [@Wrenching\_Spanners](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenching_Spanners)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/15 "2024-11-06T08:04:48Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Fuck this country. Fuck the tens of millions of voters who decided to put a fascist in charge of this country. Fuck the billionaires who decided they’d make more money with the fascists in charge. Fuck the non-voters who sat on the fence. Fuck those of you who decided to “punish” the Democrats for supporting Israel. Fuck the racists. Fuck those of you who didn’t do enough to speak out against the racists. Fuck the Democratic establishment who would prefer to be a permanent minority because it’s better for their pocketbooks. Fuck the media for pretending that the fascist wasn’t a fascist and wasn’t clearly insane and wasn’t deteriorating mentally before our very eyes. Fuck the pollsters who emboldened the fascist and his supporters. Fuck the pessimists who’ve been declaring for the last year and a half that the fascist would win and there was nothing to be done about it. Fuck the journalists who pretended that our president was too old and infirm. Fuck every single one of you who ran our president out of this race. Fuck the judges who let the fascist off the hook. Fuck the system that refuses to hold the wealthy responsible for their actions. Fuck every single one of you that refused to keep the faith.
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> All of you will soon have the blood of millions of innocent Americans on your hands and God will judge you accordingly. Most of us probably won’t have to wait very long for that once the fascist has his way, but the leopards aren’t going to spare you.

And now I’m reminded why I don’t read posts in the BBQ pit. I wish you well.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/16 "2024-11-06T08:05:20Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Show me where.

You can start by reading your posts in this thread;

> [@Discussion for the Israel-Hamas War: A thread in the Pit](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653):
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> The Israel-Hamas War is likely to continue for many more months, so it probably deserves a thread in the Pit where it can be discussed more freely. In the Pit, of course, one is able to viciously attack other posters, if necessary, and even go so far as to inform them that they have misrepresented your posts. So let’s get going… I’m going to start by saying I fucking love the fact that I’m on exactly the same page on this issue as Barack Obama. He’s somebody that believes in looking at things…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/17 "2024-11-06T08:07:00Z")

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You can start by pointing out instances, instead of vaguely pointing at whole threads and telling us to find it ourselves.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/18 "2024-11-06T08:09:29Z")

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As things stand now, I guess all we can do at this point is NOT re-elect President Vance in 2028, if our country still exists.

That the Dumpster appears to have won the POPULAR vote is really terrifying!

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/19 "2024-11-06T08:12:38Z")

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I feel like we’re experiencing The Great Filter as it happens. We’re just monkeys with guns and computers and bombs, and every day, in almost every way, we demonstrate it. We cannot learn from history.

I have a friend who, inexplicably, votes republican and loves Star Trek. It’s like he watches, but doesn’t see. . .He sees a bright, shining future like Star Trek. I see ashes and an inhospitable world, because we elect people like Donald Trump and we’re happy about it. . .well, a slim majority is.

He’ll do worse than ignore global warming - he’ll dismantle anything we’ve done to moderate it, because he’s an idiot contrarian child. He’ll kiss up to strongmen for no good goddamned reason. He’ll fuck Ukraine so that his bestie Putin will give him a smile. He’ll probably just outright tell China that they can do whatever they want with Taiwan, in the middle of one of his ‘weaves’ one day. He’ll weaken NATO and embolden bad actors everywhere. Countries will seize the opportunity to do what they want while dumbass is in charge, and before we know it, there will be another world war. He won’t fire a shot, but it’ll still be his fault.

I wonder if he’ll ever understand tariffs.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-america/1009759/20 "2024-11-06T08:12:52Z")

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I was disappointed when he got more votes in 2020 than in 2016.

Imagine how I feel now.

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