# I Pit Babale

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-babale/1016738>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 7, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-babale/1016738 "2025-04-07T14:59:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-babale/1016738/445 "2025-05-08T18:31:58Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> I mixed up this bit of the constitution with the unratified amendment that I half remembered:

Great job on double checking your facts before posting. Oh wait, horrible job doing that thing you didn’t do.

> [@Babale](#):
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> I have no idea what any of this has to do with sovereign citizens.

SovDipshits claim lawyers that use “Esquire” have received a foreign title and therefore lost their citizenship and therefore cannot be a prosecuting attorney or judge.

> [@Babale](#):
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> Who shat in your cornflakes this morning, @Saint_Cad?

You. In the thread.

ETA:

> [@The 2025 Papal Conclave](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2025-papal-conclave/1017913/174):
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> Consider me chastened for thinking it would be humorous if a half remembered obscure bit of legal lore that never comes up would actually come up, in some tangential way. I will never attempt to joke about the incredibly serious matter that is The Law ever again, and will flagellate my back forty times with a lash to atone for my sin.

Just fuck off already. You were absolutely 100% factually wrong and when you get called out on it and corrected then you make it like YOU are the victim. Beck recently got noted and warned for making a thread about her and what you just did was worse than she has ever done.

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