# I Pit Barack Obama **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 31, 2013, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410 "2013-03-31T11:47:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/21 "2013-03-31T13:29:48Z")
Damn, I should’ve wished the OP a happy Pesach, then! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/22 "2013-03-31T13:47:20Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Plus he’s fathered not one, but two black children. I’ll be stealing this line. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/23 "2013-03-31T13:47:32Z")
OP, I pit you for breathing in and out and wasting oxygen I might someday need. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/24 "2013-03-31T13:52:09Z")
Waiting for: “Do you miss Bush yet?” ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/25 "2013-03-31T13:53:13Z")
> [@notipping](#): > > I’ve seen the wire, people like Obama don’t have the intelligence to run the country. Plus he was to turn America into a socialist heartland where everyone will be indoctrinated into the Muslim regimes that are taking over the world You forgot to mention taking away our guns! You need to try harder. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/26 "2013-03-31T13:56:06Z")
[Moderating] I’ve seen enough. RickJay Moderator ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/27 "2013-03-31T14:05:08Z")
> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#): > > Tell us everything you know about socialism and Islam. He already did. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/28 "2013-03-31T15:23:58Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > suicide by mod told ya ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/29 "2013-03-31T15:27:32Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > told ya No offense, but not exactly General Relativity-level insight there…😉 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/30 "2013-03-31T15:30:42Z")
> [@notipping](#): > > Plus he was to turn America into a socialist heartland . . . Obama’s about as socialist as Milton Friedman. Better you should Pit him for being Wall Street’s whore, which he actually is. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/31 "2013-03-31T15:32:08Z")
C’mon, we didn’t even get a chance to ask the OP about his username. I wanted to hear him talk about being a job creator and his views on the forty-seven percent. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/32 "2013-03-31T15:32:26Z")
I am very sorry to use an antiquated expression such as this, but there is truly only one thing that can express the depth of my feelings regarding the OP. As follows: “Lols. To the walls.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/33 "2013-03-31T15:32:38Z")
Just when I was getting to like the guy! ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/34 "2013-03-31T15:43:13Z")
> [@Zakalwe](#): > > No offense, but not exactly General Relativity-level insight there…😉 I can be Mistress of the Obvious if I feel like it! _shakes fist_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410/35 "2013-03-31T16:48:04Z")
Someone told me that Obama hates kittens. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-barack-obama/654410.md?page=1)