I remember watching Dennis Miller Live, way back- ie., when it was still on (on HBO). Around 1997, I think.
He had a bit he’d do at the end of the show called “The Big Screen” or something like that, where he’d stand next to a big TV which displayed images of various newsmakers and global events, and make humorous comments on the events. Kind of like vocal captioning.
There was this one episode where John Cleese was his guest. The show was terrible, having Dennis Miller on it, and all, and he spent most of the show toadying up to Cleese (which is understandable). Then he did the Big Screen segment. This was terrible too.
Suddenly, an image of Tibetan monks appeared on the screen. They were flanked by Chinese soldiers. Lightning crackled around my TV- something big was about to happen. My slice of pizza grew warmer in my hand and I tossed it to the ground in shock. A chorus of angels appeared through the ceiling.
On the screen, something amazing happened. Miller opened his mouth, and began to speak. “Chinese troops ensure the demonstration is peaceful before opening fire.”
The audience, mostly silent until now, began to laugh. John Cleese, completely silent until now, totally lost his shit- he laughed so hard he nearly fell off his chair. Slowly, it sank in, as I began to laugh too. Dennis Miller had said something funny. Not just funny. Hilarious.
Strange things began to happen outside. Dogs started mating with cats. The Cubs won the World Series. Although I had just washed my car, it didn’t rain. I looked down at my pizza slice. It had landed cheese side up.
When I awoke the next morning, I realized it must have been a dream. But I watched Dennis Miller for many years afterward, hoping to recapture that one glorious moment. I even watched Monday Night Football with the sound on.
Alas.
Anyway, that’s my defense of Bill Maher- he’s funnier than Dennis Miller.