# I Pit "Cafe Society" people **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 8, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cafe-society-people/1014051 "2025-02-08T15:52:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 79
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cafe-society-people/1014051/79 "2025-02-09T00:40:48Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > So it’s literally a low-quality knockoff of mayonnaise. It kind of tastes like mayonnaise if you were to mix mayonnaise with pickle juice and some other weird, nasty shit. Yeah. Roughly speaking, MW is to mayo as margarine is to butter. People’s reactions are similar too: whatever they grew up eating is normal and the other stuff is weird. But MW & margarine are both abominations in the eyes of not only Og, but the FSM too; just say no. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > I had vegan mayo once. If you let it warm up just a bit and mix it with just a touch of olive oil, it becomes just thin enough to flush it down the toilet without clogging it. @wolfpup will be so relieved to know this. Shame it wasn’t known a bit sooner. 😉 > [@Oh No, please no ... NOvember rants](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-please-no-november-rants/1009569/311): > > Hey, here’s a handy hint, leading to a MAJOR rant … do NOT pour pasta sauce down your kitchen sink! Yesterday was recycling day and I thought it was about time I threw out the expired jars of pasta sauce I had been hoardinrg. I thought about just throwing them in the garbage, but being a good pup (specifically, a Very Good Boy™ ) I thought I should empty the contents into the sink and recycle the jars. Big mistake. Big, BIG mistake! It resulted in the worst plumbing disaster I’ve ever exper… --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cafe-society-people/1014051)._