# I Pit Carbon Dating **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 12, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831 "2012-11-12T21:54:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/21 "2012-11-13T17:15:18Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Cabron dating is even worse. Unless you’re into zoophilia, or maybe just into being beaten and rented out by the quarter-hour. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/22 "2012-11-13T18:21:29Z")
In the Caribbean, _cabrón_ can mean cuckold. That might not be so bad. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/23 "2012-11-13T18:59:57Z")
My baby…she’s [platinum](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSpWaVrdKYs)… Lead, dense and weighs you down Steel, rusts there on the ground Tin, will just up and fold Silver, ain’t worth it’s weight in gold CHORUS: My baby she’s platinum never seen her give a bad one All the other fellas gettin’ none That girl is platinum Pearls, look better with platinum Diamonds, better with platinum Rubies, better with platinum I’m dripping in platinum She is the nexus her moves perfectious in laws in Texas Gulf stream and Lexus She’s ultra polished, she likes it kinda rough What she do with those handcuffs ain’t none of your bismuth!! CHORUS: My girl she’s platinum all the other fellas gettin’ none Home runs I’m battin’ em’ my lady she’s platinum Pearls, look better with platinum Diamonds, better with platinum Rubies, better with platinum I’m dipped in platinum CHORUS My baby she’s platinum never seen her give a bad one All the other fellas gettin’ none That girl is platinum My baby she’s platinum My drawers she’s fattin’ em’ Home runs I’m battin’ em’ my lady she’s platinum ---
**Author:** ![Deser2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@Deser2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deser2)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/24 "2012-11-13T19:06:30Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I pit Miner Dating. Get back in the mine! Ain’t nothing better than sex with a miner. Sometimes they let me wear their hat with the little light sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/25 "2012-11-13T19:38:31Z")
> [@Deser2](#): > > Ain’t nothing better than sex with a miner. Sometimes they let me wear their hat with the little light sometimes. I guess it would help you to see what you’re doing down there. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/26 "2012-11-13T19:44:09Z")
> [@Deser2](#): > > Ain’t nothing better than sex with a miner. Sometimes they let me wear their hat with the little light sometimes. I hear that they drill until they strike pay dirt. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/27 "2012-11-13T21:16:08Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I guess it would help you to see what you’re doing down there. Helloooo. . .Hellooo. . .Hellooo. . .Helloo ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/28 "2012-11-13T21:25:59Z")
I once dated methane gas on Uranus. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831/29 "2012-11-14T03:47:05Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > If you think dating Carbon is bad, try dating Argon. Totally inert. I tried Silicon dating, felt too plastic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-carbon-dating/640831.md?page=1)