# I pit Celine Dion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 31, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102 "2004-10-31T02:01:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102/41 "2004-11-02T17:19:20Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Well, the fact that Celine Dion sucks has been pretty well documented for a while now…

Except she’s raised it to a new level by combining her image with those of Anne Geddis…the horror…

[not for the faint-hearted](http://www.annegeddes-shop.com/index.asp?bounceback=www%2Eannegeddes%2Dshop%2Ecom%2Findex%2Easp&sessionid=1)

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**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102/42 "2004-11-02T17:26:59Z")

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Oh dear.

Barenaked Ladies?

tsk.

::wanders off, shaking head, to put on a Neil Young CD::

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102/43 "2004-11-03T05:19:38Z")

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We can’t have a discussion about Celine Dion without the joke…

Celine Dion walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Why the long face”?

Snort!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102/44 "2004-11-03T05:32:49Z")

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I tuned Celine out after she was parodied in [Angloman](http://www.northguard.com/angloman/). 🙂

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102/45 "2004-11-03T06:57:40Z")

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Nothing to add, except that all you Canadians can take heart from the fact that you have given the world Avril Lavigne as well…

Now **there** ’s a rocker for you! 🙂

Dani

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102/46 "2004-11-03T08:45:29Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Except she’s raised it to a new level by combining her image with those of Anne Geddis…the horror…
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> [not for the faint-hearted](http://www.annegeddes-shop.com/index.asp?bounceback=www%2Eannegeddes%2Dshop%2Ecom%2Findex%2Easp&sessionid=1)

That is what I thought this thread would be about. No idea she had something new out.  
Not even checking out the link because seeing the front of a sealed calander tonight at the store was enough to make me go “WTF?”

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-celine-dion/272102/47 "2004-11-03T17:08:59Z")

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> [@cowgirl](#):
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> Oh dear.
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> Barenaked Ladies?
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> tsk.
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> ::wanders off, shaking head, to put on a Neil Young CD::

Pfffffffffffffffffffft! 😛

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