# I Pit: Certain SDMB Smilies! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 10, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802 "2006-07-10T01:28:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/1 "2006-07-10T01:28:32Z")
How the hell is this supposed to mean “stick out tongue”? 😛 You have to look really, really close, otherwise it looks like a smily face with an open mouth smile. And how the hell is this supposed to mean “embarassement”? :o It looks like the damn thing is taking a nap! And who the hell uses this? ;j I mean, how often does one need to portray an Orthodox Jew? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/2 "2006-07-10T01:29:42Z")
What, you should Pit some harmless little Smilies already? ;j ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/3 "2006-07-10T01:39:33Z")
> [@Malienation](#): > > And who the hell uses this? ;j I mean, how often does one need to portray an Orthodox Jew? Guess which smiley will get used the most in this thread? ;j ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/4 "2006-07-10T01:44:11Z")
> [@Malienation](#): > > :o It looks like the damn thing is taking a nap! A nap? Umm, you don’t get out much, do you? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/5 "2006-07-10T01:46:48Z")
Hey, **Malienation** : ;j ;j ;j ;j :dubious: ;j ;j :o :o ;j ;j 🙂 :rolleyes: 🙂 ;j ;j :dubious: 😃😃 :dubious: ;j 😃😃 ;j ;j 😕😕 ;j ;j :mad: :mad: ;j ;j 😛😛 ;j ;j :wally yours. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/6 "2006-07-10T01:52:26Z")
🙂 - Happy Assed Fucker :rolleyes: - Rolleyes Assed Fucker :dubious: - Star Trek Assed Fucker 🆒 - Cool Ass Fucker (like me with Kirten Dundst) :smack: - Why You Stab Me in the Eye, Fucker!? 😛 - A Cunning Linguist :wally - He’s DEAD, Jim! 😉 - Say No More Assed Fucker ;j - Ahhh!!! A Spider! 😃 - Orbit Gum 😕 - ??? beats me … :o - Blow Job Giver :eek: - Did someone say “spider”!? ☹ - I … ain’t got no baw-aw-awdy. NOBODY! :mad: - Errrr, You Make Me Very Angry ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/7 "2006-07-10T03:06:45Z")
🙂 : Hey Cool, how are you today? 🆒 : Totally rad, dude! How about you? 🙂 : My life is so wonderful. Things just couldn’t get any better. 🆒 : Sweet! 🙂 : So, what do you want to do on this beautiful day? 🆒 : Let’s go see how your neighbor is doing! 🙂 : _knocks on neighbor’s door_ :rolleyes: : _Opens door_ What do you want? 🆒 : Hey dude, wanna hang out or something? :rolleyes: : Like I’d ever want to hang out with you losers. _closes door_ 🆒 : That was TOTALLY uncool. 🙂 : Oh well, tt happens. Let’s not let it spoil our day. How about we get lunch or something? Later, at the restaurant: 🆒 : Hey, it’s your brother! Let’s go sit with him! 🙂 : Hi Frown, how’s it going? ☹ : Pretty lousy. My wife left and took the kids. She said I was “too negative”. 🆒 : Whoah. Major bummer, dude. 🙂 : Aw, don’t let it get to you. She wasn’t right for you anyway. 🆒 : Yeah, there’s tons of other chicks. ☹ : Maybe you guys are right. I’ll try to get over it. 🙂 : That’s the spirit! 🆒 : Hey look, it’s Wally! ☹ : Hi Wally. :wally 🆒 : Now that was NOT NICE! ☹ : I think I’m going to go cry now. THE END. ---
**Author:** ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/8 "2006-07-10T03:12:22Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > A nap? Umm, you don’t get out much, do you? Whatever do you mean? 😕 What? Why, you little… :eek: I beg your pardon. I’ll have you and **NoClueBoy** know that I take a dim view of such coarse and unrefined tomfoolery. :mad: Now gimme my cane, I gotta go yell at those damn kids to stay the hell offa my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![gazpacho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@gazpacho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gazpacho)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/9 "2006-07-10T03:16:51Z")
Bring back smashy. ---
**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/10 "2006-07-10T05:10:14Z")
Wow. I didn’t even realize that first smiley was _supposed_ to be sticking its tongue out. I like the embarassed one though. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/11 "2006-07-10T05:21:12Z")
> [@gazpacho](#): > > Bring back smashy. SMAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!! _cough_ Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/12 "2006-07-10T07:06:13Z")
If we’re pitting smilies, This: :mad: doesn’t really look mad. Unless I look really carefully, all I see is a red dot, which is more reminiscent of an old 7Up campaign than it is evocative of anger. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/13 "2006-07-10T09:33:46Z")
> [@Mayo Speaks!](#): > > If we’re pitting smilies, This: :mad: doesn’t really look mad. Unless I look really carefully, all I see is a red dot, which is more reminiscent of an old 7Up campaign than it is evocative of anger. Nevah had it, nevah will! :D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/14 "2006-07-10T12:14:28Z")
I’m so 😕. The OP makes me :(. Is this :rolleyes:? Am I being a :wally. Or is this some kind of ;). All I can say is, dude stay 🆒, 🙂 don’t be :mad:. It can be :o sometimes to admit to :smack:. Don’t be :eek:, just 😛 at the world and :D. I know you feel :dubious: but just ;j. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/15 "2006-07-10T12:24:06Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > :smack: - Why You Stab Me in the Eye, Fucker!? It’s so obvious now – :smack: should always be followed by ;). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/16 "2006-07-10T12:34:30Z")
:smack: 😉 :smack: 😉 Stop doing that! You’ll poke your eye out :wally ---
**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/17 "2006-07-10T13:23:30Z")
The Pit is getting rather boring of late. I pit the shitty OP and his shitty lame-ass pit thread. I also pit Giraffe or who ever is running this place these days for not moviing this piece of crap out of the pit and into MSPMS or wherever the retard academy resides to make lame ass jokes. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/18 "2006-07-10T13:33:21Z")
> [@zuma](#): > > The Pit is getting rather boring of late. I pit the shitty OP and his shitty lame-ass pit thread. I also pit Giraffe or who ever is running this place these days for not moviing this piece of crap out of the pit and into MSPMS or wherever the retard academy resides to make lame ass jokes. Now THAT’S funny! ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-certain-sdmb-smilies/363802/19 "2006-07-10T14:42:16Z")
This technicolor thread does not belong in the Pit, and probably not anywhere else, either. Closed. **zuma** , sorry to be tardy to the party, but you are familiar with Report This Post, right?