# I pit cheap eastern european porno. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097 "2008-08-07T00:07:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/21 "2008-08-07T10:41:39Z")
[QUOTE=Charlie Tan] 1. I don’t care what the guy looks like, I’m busy looking at the girl(s). [/QUOTE] Normally I do too except I googled for images the other day and it brought up two separate guys in the pictures of the girls and the guys were sort of pudgy and looked like they had a white guy 'fro about 15 years ago (having lost most of it.) I’m not asking for a male model but am asking for the situation to be more realistic. ETA: now i realize who they reminded me of : Will Farrell. He in dire straits lately? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/22 "2008-08-07T11:32:43Z")
[QUOTE=BrightNShiny] FWIW, gay Czech porn is really hot. I don’t suppose that helps the OP, though. [/QUOTE] Yes, it seems like if you’re under 30 and want to work in gay porn nowadays you have to have a Czech passport. Not that I’m complaining, mind you… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/23 "2008-08-07T12:50:59Z")
Instead of posting this in the pit, you should really get this message to Vladimir Putin. I mean, Russia is the country that was shooting dogs into space just to say they did it first. It’s a historical fact that the Soviet Military-Industial Complex was an offshoot fo the Russian Inferiority Complex. If you can arouse that, you’ll soon see Dolf Lundren/Bridgitte Nielsen-lookalike couples mating like eagles in the stratosphere, and the Pentagon demanding that our porn stars fuck them from orbit just to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/24 "2008-08-07T13:31:58Z")
[QUOTE=Slithy Tove] Bridgitte Nielsen [/QUOTE] :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: [Brigitte Nielsen summer of '07](http://blogs.tampabay.com/./photos/uncategorized/2007/07/20/tbdbrigitte072307.jpg) Not even as a cougar. She’s scary. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/25 "2008-08-07T13:40:38Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] For someone who doesn’t like watching something, you sure seemed to have watched it pretty closely. [/QUOTE] Well, he is a Cubs fan, so that automatically makes him a bit of a masochist. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/26 "2008-08-09T20:11:22Z")
Ukraine, dudes. That’s where the good stuff is. Those Ukraine girls really knock me out. Sounds like the OP has been looking at the Polish stuff, which I agree is horrible. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/27 "2008-08-09T20:18:00Z")
[QUOTE=Charlie Tan] :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: [Brigitte Nielsen summer of '07](http://blogs.tampabay.com/./photos/uncategorized/2007/07/20/tbdbrigitte072307.jpg) Not even as a cougar. She’s scary. [/QUOTE] Holy crap! Kill it! Kill it with fire! ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/28 "2008-08-09T20:18:38Z")
When there’s free porn thick as shad all over the internet, from every first-world country imaginable, why on earth is the OP even looking at this stuff? Does his computer have some kind of weird Communist-designed filter that only allows him to view porn from the former Soviet Republics? ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/29 "2008-08-09T20:21:49Z")
I always look at the electrical outlets to try to figure out where the porn is coming from. A lot of eastern European has fine young women without boob jobs which suits me just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/30 "2008-08-09T20:22:55Z")
[QUOTE=JeffB] Well, he is a Cubs fan, so that automatically makes him a bit of a masochist. [/QUOTE] As a White Sox fan, I find a lovely irony in the OP’s username. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/31 "2008-08-09T20:29:53Z")
[QUOTE=Charlie Tan] :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: [Brigitte Nielsen summer of '07](http://blogs.tampabay.com/./photos/uncategorized/2007/07/20/tbdbrigitte072307.jpg) Not even as a cougar. She’s scary. [/QUOTE] Are you sure that’s not Leslie Nielsen, after binging on a cruise ship? ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/32 "2008-08-09T20:34:11Z")
oh please. the porn the OP is talking is what porn is. trash. sex for the sake of sex. i hate the shinny body, giggle porn, that attempts to have hollywood production values. and if they have a “plot” or “story,” it’s not real porn. just lipstick on a pig. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/33 "2008-08-10T03:53:49Z")
Wait, I’m behind some sort of internet porn curve, where, besides Youporn and Redtube is there free decent attractive people porn on the internet? Really? I mean besides Google image search and the scaryness that is the Hun’s Yellow Pages, what am I missing?!?! Somone PM this magic to me! ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/34 "2008-08-10T04:12:16Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Wait, I’m behind some sort of internet porn curve, where, besides Youporn and Redtube is there free decent attractive people porn on the internet? Really? I mean besides Google image search and the scaryness that is the Hun’s Yellow Pages, what am I missing?!?! Somone PM this magic to me! [/QUOTE] I could tell you but then I would have to kill you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/35 "2008-08-10T04:13:12Z")
[QUOTE=gravitycrash] I could tell you but then I would have to kill you. 😉 [/QUOTE] I’ve risked more for less, let me have it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/36 "2008-08-10T04:35:47Z")
Empornium and the FreeOnes message boards. Any decent torrent site has all the porn you could ever want, too, although specialized sites like Empornium give you standardized previews, more breadth and depth, better porn-specific search mechanisms, a sense of community and a selection that’s already been screened for legality in the US. (You can’t be too safe.) ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/37 "2008-08-10T04:42:19Z")
There’s also xtube and pornotube. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/38 "2008-08-10T06:01:56Z")
[QUOTE=Manduck] Is it that cheap Russian porn you see sometimes where the action takes place in a room that has a ratty couch on one side, a ramshackle kitchen table in the middle, and a stove and over-under washer dryer on the other side? Because whenever I see that stuff all I can think is, jesus, does somebody actually live in that shitty apartment? And then I feel sad ☹ [/QUOTE] Er, then you need to avoid Russia in general. The country is in the First World only because they have First World weapons. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/39 "2008-08-10T06:09:21Z")
[QUOTE=kevja] lipstick on a pig. [/QUOTE] That’s hot! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/40 "2008-08-10T06:09:25Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] It’s really sad when you hear the kid in the other room ask “What’cha doing, Mom?” 😛 [/QUOTE] Or, when you discover the “actress” is your mom. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097.md?page=3)