# I pit cheap eastern european porno. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097 "2008-08-07T00:07:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/41 "2008-08-10T06:56:42Z")
I have to ask all of the posters in this thread: cite? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/42 "2008-08-10T13:18:13Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] [QUOTE=kevja] lipstick on a pig. [/QUOTE] Thatā€™s hot! :dubious: [/QUOTE] If you think so, have I got the ideal [place for you!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=478684) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/43 "2008-08-10T13:52:40Z")
I hope this thread doesnā€™t die before at least one Yakov Smirnovism posted. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/44 "2008-08-10T16:51:35Z")
[QUOTE=Merkwurdigliebe] What? I donā€™t watch the stuff, but I can certainly see the need for itā€¦Itā€™s kind of nice to be able to relate to the people that are in the porn. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cubsfan] 3) The women look dirty. As in they donā€™t look bathed. Gnarly corns and calluses on their feet, yellow teeth and unbrushed hair. 1. The men all look like Borat or a slightly toned down version of him. 2. The men have tiny and/or hairy pricks. [/QUOTE] I know that I, as an ugly Borat with a tiny penis, often feel marginalized by pornography that doesnā€™t sex acts I can relate to, i.e. those with filthy, yellow-toothed women. Thank goodness for the brave men and women of Eastern Europe to fill this important niche. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/45 "2008-08-10T16:59:38Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] **I know that I, as an ugly Borat with a tiny penis** , often feel marginalized by pornography that doesnā€™t sex acts I can relate to, i.e. those with filthy, yellow-toothed women. Thank goodness for the brave men and women of Eastern Europe to fill this important niche. šŸ˜› [/QUOTE] The tongue doesnā€™t make up for it? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/46 "2008-08-10T17:08:14Z")
Luckily I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen any of the _ahem_ _material_ in question. Much of the ā€˜materialā€™ Iā€™ve seen usually has one or both of the following women in them - Aurora Snow and Jenna Haze. I actually could almost fancy Aurora. Sheā€™s my type. And Jenna isnā€™t but sheā€™s always immaculately dolled up in her ermā€¦ Movies. Oh, and Guage. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/47 "2008-08-10T17:12:31Z")
Hungarian pr0n models are incredibly beautiful. [Sandy Egerhazi](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zsanett_Egerhazi), in particular, may have been the hottest woman alive several years ago. The production values in the Hungarian stuff tend to be very high. Unfortunately not much of it is passed around for free. Russian and Ukrainian gals are also lovely and easier to find without signing away your credit card numbers. (The above applies only to values of ā€œgalsā€ ending in _.jpg_. Actual Rus/Uke mail order brides are notorious for scamming.) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/48 "2008-08-10T17:15:52Z")
Completely work safe linksā€¦ > **[Aurora Snow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_Snow)** > > Aurora Snow is an American retired pornographic actress, director, and columnist. > Snow was raised by a single mother and was the oldest of three siblings. > Snow entered the pornographic entertainment industry when she was 18 years old, planning to work in porn for only a year. > One of her first professionally made and distributed movies was More Dirty Debutantes 152, produced by Ed Powers. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna\_haze](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_haze) Slightly less work safe linkā€¦ > **[Gauge (actress)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge_(porn_star))** > > Gauge is an American pornographic actor and feature dancer. > After having appeared in about 140 movies, Gauge left the pornographic film industry in 2005 due to a contract dispute with her management company. She was certified as a surgical technologist, but she reported that she was often turned down for jobs because of her adult film career. She retrained as a makeup artist, but suffered similar issues. > While Gauge was studying to become a surgical technician, an anesthesia student recognize... ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/49 "2008-08-10T17:27:12Z")
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge\_(porn\_star)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge_(porn_star)) Fixed link. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/50 "2008-08-10T18:38:05Z")
[QUOTE=Slithy Tove] I hope this thread doesnā€™t die before at least one Yakov Smirnovism posted. [/QUOTE] In Soviet Russia, porn fucks you. Sorry. Thatā€™s the best I can come up with. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/51 "2008-08-10T18:50:53Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom] In Soviet Russia, porn fucks you. Sorry. Thatā€™s the best I can come up with. [/QUOTE] NSFW spoiler In soviet russia, her face cums on your penis ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/52 "2008-08-10T19:33:42Z")
In Soviet Russia, porn hides _you_ under the mattress! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/53 "2008-08-10T20:27:02Z")
[QUOTE=Mister Rik] In Soviet Russia, porn hides _you_ under the mattress! [/QUOTE] Oh Yakov Smirnov, is there anywhere in society your influence DOESNā€™T reach? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/54 "2008-08-10T21:06:26Z")
[QUOTE=Charlie Tan] :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: [Brigitte Nielsen summer of '07](http://blogs.tampabay.com/./photos/uncategorized/2007/07/20/tbdbrigitte072307.jpg) Not even as a cougar. Sheā€™s scary. [/QUOTE] Are you sure sheā€™s female? :dubious: Query: why canā€™t we loose her on Al Qaeda and see who wins? My odds are on ā€œherā€. ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/55 "2008-08-11T12:06:44Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Wait, Iā€™m behind some sort of internet porn curve, where, besides Youporn and Redtube is there free decent attractive people porn on the internet? Really? I mean besides Google image search and the scaryness that is the Hunā€™s Yellow Pages, what am I missing?!?! Somone PM this magic to me! [/QUOTE] You could also try news groups [UseNet](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet) . Yeah, I know it isnā€™t the ā€˜shitā€™ anymore, but you can still find tons of stuff there. Most ISPā€™s carry them still, afaik. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/56 "2008-08-11T15:16:28Z")
[QUOTE=Uzi] You could also try news groups [UseNet](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet) . Yeah, I know it isnā€™t the ā€˜shitā€™ anymore, but you can still find tons of stuff there. Most ISPā€™s carry them still, afaik. [/QUOTE] I happen to be a member of a message board which once had a subforum for the stuff, but they were forced to create a whole seperate web address for it, but if you had an account with one you could use the other. And of course thereā€™s the ā€˜wayā€™ that the mentioning of which is taboo on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/57 "2008-08-11T15:22:07Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Wait, Iā€™m behind some sort of internet porn curve, where, besides Youporn and Redtubeā€¦ [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Inner Stickler] Thereā€™s also xtube and pornotube. [/QUOTE] Wow. The internet really _is_ a series of tubes. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/58 "2008-08-11T15:26:44Z")
Itā€™s fun to guess at the existence of websites by trying out the urlā€¦ [http://www.tubetube.com/](http://www.tubetube.com/) edit: for something VERY NSFW add another ā€˜tubeā€™ to that url. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097/59 "2008-08-13T01:36:05Z")
Just goes to show, [the Internet is for porn](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-cheap-eastern-european-porno/459097.md?page=2)