# I pit ColdBrew50 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 6, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912 "2024-04-06T03:29:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/1 "2024-04-06T03:29:17Z")
This idiot and clear troll popped up on my radar in a P&A thread, quickly moved to a general Pit thread which both he and I were polluting with insults. So this is one dedicated to that particular poster. > [@What were you THINKING?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2181): > > Fair enough, this is not the thread for ColdBrew50. @ColdBrew50 is the exact example of stupid, stubborn and aggressive. They are without doubt a troll, and I realise they should not be fed. But fuck that, they deserve a real pitting. So, in the tradional way, I am willing to sponsor the cost of the straw @ColdBrew50 uses while felching his goat, and I will not even judge him on the gender of goat he chooses. Send your paypal details. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/2 "2024-04-06T03:30:10Z")
Yeah, he sucks, and that’s already more time than I shoulda wasted on him. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/3 "2024-04-06T03:38:51Z")
That’s hardly fair to the poor innocent goat, now is it? ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/4 "2024-04-06T03:39:54Z")
> [@What were you THINKING?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2182): > > I have no real knowledge of the modes’ knowledge, but, I’m pretty sure we’re doing just fine here. Not a troll, not a sock, not nothing. Just an average jackass who controls his language when appropriate. The “modes” have a lot of knowledge. Your self identity as neither a troll or a sock, but just an “average jackass” is somewhat self-deprecating. You are a huge fucking jackass, covered with turd and set on fire. That is how it is. I suggest you move forums to one where you might obtain some level of recognition for the excrement you post. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/5 "2024-04-06T03:41:59Z")
Modes made me laugh. Will he get a mode note? ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/6 "2024-04-06T03:48:23Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > That’s hardly fair to the poor innocent goat, now is it? Have you ever looked a goat in the eye, and concluded they are innocent? I mean, I don’t really want our hero of this thread abusing animals, but there is no such thing as an innocent goat. They might be cute. They might produce milk that makes delicious cheese. They might have weird lizard eyes. But they are all guilty of something… eating underwear. Escaping though the fence. Grand theft and larceny. Goats are guilty of _something_. Every time. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/7 "2024-04-06T04:42:20Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Have you ever looked a goat in the eye, and concluded they are innocent? I mean, I don’t really want our hero of this thread abusing animals, but there is no such thing as an innocent goat. My dog met a goat. As a friendly, curious canine, she did what dogs do - sniffed his butt. Little goat was not amused, and shortly thereafter headbutted little pup right in the chest, lifting her off her feet. She’s wary of the little bastards now. As to the topic of the OP - just not worth it. If I thought they’d be around long enough to enjoy taunting, I’d care more, but I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/8 "2024-04-06T04:58:24Z")
I endorse this pitting. I had not seen this thread earlier, or I would have posted this comment here: > [@What were you THINKING?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2186): > > Of all the posters on this board, so far I’ve had only one on ignore. Now there are two. This special recognition is awarded, in this instance, for being boundlessly arrogant, insufferably vulgar, and completely devoid of the slightest redeeming quality. Congratulations. What a piece of shit you must be in real life. I don’t mean to imply that you actually have a life, but the people unlucky enough to have to put with you do. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/9 "2024-04-06T06:35:18Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Have you ever looked a goat in the eye, and concluded they are innocent? [![](https://theblaaag.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/brian-fellows.jpg) ](https://theblaaag.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/brian-fellows.jpg) [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjphhPHcYbcckKdvB7kYHEmR4T5TWH2AnJ-Q&usqp=CAU) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjphhPHcYbcckKdvB7kYHEmR4T5TWH2AnJ-Q&usqp=CAU) ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/10 "2024-04-06T10:42:00Z")
Yeah, he’s a real ray of sunshine, all right. And, boy, is he clever. 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/11 "2024-04-06T10:57:21Z")
Escalating to outright hostility and insults in IMHO. (See the thread about “Juvenalian irony.”) Not long for the board, methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Mikkel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikkel/32/13151_2.png) [@Mikkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikkel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/12 "2024-04-06T12:12:13Z")
Suspended, trolls will make a mistake sooner or later. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/13 "2024-04-06T12:14:14Z")
Mistake? That whole series of posts was the most pathetic suicide by mod I’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/14 "2024-04-06T12:15:46Z")
> [@Can the term Juvenalian irony or satire be applied to the Fool's use of irony /satire in King Lear?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-term-juvenalian-irony-or-satire-be-applied-to-the-fools-use-of-irony-satire-in-king-lear/999918): > > Can the term ‘Juvenalian’ irony or satire be applied to the Fool’s use of irony /satire in King Lear? I have never seen it described that way anywhere on Google. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/15 "2024-04-06T12:23:39Z")
He’s only been around since March of 2023 – I thought the WWYT thread was for long time posters screwing up in an uncharacteristic way. If he’s already suspended, he’s basically out of here anyway. He got that IMHO thread shut down after one reply. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/16 "2024-04-06T12:43:19Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > So, in the tradional way, I am willing to sponsor the cost of the straw @ColdBrew50 uses while felching his goat, and I will not even judge him on the gender of goat he chooses. Fletcher! Felcher! Whatever! ---
**Author:** ![Mikkel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikkel/32/13151_2.png) [@Mikkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikkel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/17 "2024-04-06T12:43:42Z")
Well, yes. They seemed to dance up to the line but not over it. I think this time they went over the line. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/18 "2024-04-06T12:44:07Z")
That’s too bad. It seems like every time a new poster comes along, who is smarter than everyone else, they get pushed out of here because we can’t handle the smart. /s ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/19 "2024-04-06T12:52:24Z")
Warning in different thread > [@Please explain Lauren Boebert](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/414): > > Moderating: I’m sure you’ll consider this a “bullshit complaint” of the type you tried to forbid, but this level of dehumanizing invective does not belong in this forum. Warning issued. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/20 "2024-04-06T12:57:01Z")
It seems our good friend got somewhat warmed up. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912.md?page=2)