# I pit ColdBrew50

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 6, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912 "2024-04-06T03:29:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/21 "2024-04-06T12:58:56Z")

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That whole message board ‘self-immolation’ thing, I’d have to imagine.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/22 "2024-04-06T13:20:42Z")

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I saw his idiotic and insulting reawakening post in the “craze for vinyl” thread, and thought, “nah , not worth commenting. he’s a jerk.”

Then I go tom the Pit, and the first thread I see is this. So now I can comment.

Fuck off, 'Brew.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/23 "2024-04-06T13:54:09Z")

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Dear ColdBrew50:

> **[Free Speech](https://xkcd.com/1357/)**
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> I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/24 "2024-04-06T13:55:45Z")

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That should be in the lead post and I am ashamed as OP that I did not do that.

Thanks @Darren_Garrison

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/25 "2024-04-06T13:56:05Z")

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Don’t you hate how that misogynistic pervert didn’t even draw clothes for that bald woman?

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/26 "2024-04-06T14:51:52Z")

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It’s pron, I tells ya! Pron…!

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/27 "2024-04-06T15:08:02Z")

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So was he just a troll, or was he also a sock?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/28 "2024-04-06T16:13:24Z")

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Referring to mods as modes sounds like a sock to me. I can’t imagine someone with a year old account would pick up on that unless they’ve been around long enough to remember the Snark Pit or to have made their way over to GB. Those are the only two places I can remember that term used with any regularity.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/29 "2024-04-06T17:10:57Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Goats are guilty of _something_. Every time.

True. But the punishment should fit the crime. Inflicting ColdBrew upon them would be massively excessive.

> [@Cervaise](#):
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> (See the thread about “Juvenalian irony.”)

Ay yi yi.

Have they decided to go out in a blaze (of foolishness, not of glory)? Or are they genuinely that stupid?

Or possibly that drunk. I’m not ruling that one out. But that would still put it into willfull stupidity, as I doubt this is the first time they’ve gotten drunk.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/30 "2024-04-06T17:12:52Z")

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ETA: @Joey_P two posts up.

Or it was a typo. Lotta folks dictate their posts and or let spellcheck fix things unnoticed.

  

> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> Or possibly that drunk

Like the t-shirt says:

> Instant asshole  
> Just add alcohol

  

Now that he’s about to be suspended or more, this thread is almost too little too late.

But I’m glad it’s here.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/31 "2024-04-06T18:10:22Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> So was he just a troll, or was he also a sock?

Obviously a troll, of course, but based on nothing but a hunch, I’d say high odds that it’s a sock, too.

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**Author:** ![xtenkfarpl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c2a13f/32.png) [@xtenkfarpl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xtenkfarpl)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/32 "2024-04-06T18:10:43Z")

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The only posts I’ve seen from ColdBrew50 are about guitar stuff, and they seemed to be reasonable and on topic in that area. Am I missing something?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/33 "2024-04-06T18:20:19Z")

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Yes.yep.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/34 "2024-04-06T18:24:15Z")

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> [@xtenkfarpl](#):
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> The only posts I’ve seen from ColdBrew50 are about guitar stuff, and they seemed to be reasonable and on topic in that area. Am I missing something?

He got very troll-ish last night in the “What were you thinking?” Pit thread, and then made some even trollier posts in non-Pit threads after that. Maybe he’d been drinking, maybe he just decided to turn off his cloaking device.

See @What_Exit 's post about it:

> [@Trolls R Us Resurrections](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections/950518/11629):
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> As for a while they were keeping their trolling to the Pit where it is to some degree allowed, they weren’t moving the needle much on suspension or even warnings. Once they got bored and trolled in two non-Pit threads, the warning and suspension came and the modloop discussion is on-going. I’m happy to say, I’ve been largely out of this one. Though I was trying to figure out today if they’re a sock (thus trock) or just a newish troll. I suspect they don’t care if they get banned, the post in [C…](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-term-juvenalian-irony-or-satire-be-applied-to-the-fools-use-of-irony-satire-in-king-lear/999918)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/35 "2024-04-06T18:28:23Z")

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So, Cold brew meant “a cold brew=beer” not “cold brew coffee”

Hmmm?

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/36 "2024-04-06T18:36:51Z")

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I would guess so.

And maybe he did drink 50 of them. – though I suppose, come to think of it, that 50 coffees in too short a time might give a similar result, if from opposing causes. Including potentially fatal results, either way.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/37 "2024-04-06T19:01:44Z")

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> [@xtenkfarpl](#):
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> Am I missing something?

The exposure of CB50 as a troll started here:

> [@What were you THINKING?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/1836):
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> I decided to move my criticism of @ColdBrew50 here. I would appreciate evidence that XKCD and/or Randall is misogynistic, illterate or a turd.

Now if you read the thread from that point you’ll have to skim past some other irrelevant posts (since it’s an omnibus thread) but the problems are clear. Not only were they exposed as a troll but their own responses just reaffirmed it. And then after all that, they went full-on meltdown in other non-Pit threads (probably because now that people are onto them they might as well get in as much trolling as they can before a ban) and got suspended (which might end up being permanent, it should be).

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/38 "2024-04-06T19:16:43Z")

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They will likely say," I was banned just because I dared criticize Munroe, they worship him apparently!"

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/39 "2024-04-06T23:32:54Z")

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The good news is that he won’t be saying it to us (since he’ll be banned).

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-coldbrew50/999912/40 "2024-04-06T23:54:10Z")

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Filthy mouth. Thought he was smart and funny. Ick.

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