# I Pit damuriajashi and DemonTree **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300 "2020-12-18T00:49:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/803 "2021-09-07T14:46:07Z")
Nah, I wasn’t really going for a meta-whoosh or anything like that. You gotta have a fair degree of either cleverness or popularity to pull off a move like that, neither of which I - a lurker of middling wit - possess. I’m just tired of reading this tedious dickbag’s constant whining, and I wasn’t given to presume that he was going for a non-literal reading of his post, given that he (either sincerely or disingenuously, both unpalatable alternatives) claims to be unable to distinguish between an individual or gestalt consciousness in his interactions here. Hence my (admittedly pointless) objection to his jokey dribblings. TLDR: Fuck this knee-jerk contrarian, would-be edgelord, sack of shit. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/804 "2021-09-07T19:32:36Z")
Oh the irony… You got the middling wit right at least. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/805 "2021-09-07T20:21:26Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Were you on holiday or something? Possibly. The U.S. and Canada celebrate labor day on the first Monday in September (yesterday) instead of May 1. ~Max ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/806 "2021-09-07T20:27:58Z")
What’s “the irony”, you gibbering dipshit? No, really - where is the irony in either my straight-forward avowal of contempt for you or your eleven-word reply? ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/807 "2021-09-07T20:28:33Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Were you on holiday or something? That’s a picayune thing to come back and revive a thread for _10 days later_ . I got all alerted for nothing! Actually yes. A couple of rather lovely weeks away ta very much. I had to look up the word “picayune”, never seen that before, but yep, it defintely fits however it is also on such petty points that the internet turns. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/808 "2021-09-08T10:53:42Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > What’s “the irony”, you gibbering dipshit? No, really - where is the irony in either my straight-forward avowal of contempt for you or your eleven-word reply? At least you acknowledge your level of wit. **octopus** studied to become a wit but quit halfway. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/809 "2021-09-08T13:27:15Z")
Methinks you are too kind. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/810 "2021-09-08T22:02:02Z")
I didn’t quit. It’s just a long journey. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/811 "2021-09-09T00:37:33Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > **octopus** studied to become a wit but quit halfway. What’s a _wit but_? Is that what an octopus poops ink out of? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/812 "2021-09-09T00:45:01Z")
Begins with a single step, octopus. Take it! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/813 "2022-03-04T13:42:41Z")
Pop quiz - how long does a racist think is long enough that people will have forgotten? Answer: around 9 months… > [@TJHSST Admissions process illegally discriminates against asians (UPDATE)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tjhsst-admissions-process-illegally-discriminates-against-asians-update/960375): > > An update on this thread: [Selective Magnet School in Virginia moving towards a lottery system](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selective-magnet-school-in-virginia-moving-towards-a-lottery-system/922347) A federal court sided with plaintiffs and found that impermissible “racial balancing” was at the core of the plan to overhaul admissions to Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology, known as “TJ.” In other news, san francisco has recalled all commissioners that could be recalled. One of the issues driving the high turnout in asian neighborhoods for the recall vote was the transition… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/814 "2022-03-04T16:56:43Z")
Wasn’t **damuriajashi** topic-banned? Or am I misremembering? ~Max ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/815 "2022-03-04T17:26:18Z")
I think this was the last word on the subject, > [@Critical Race Theory and Education](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/critical-race-theory-and-education/942815): > > So there seems to be a blanket prohibition on discussion of education in threads about critical race theory. This seems a bit like prohibiting discussions of when life begins in an abortion thread. Its application to education is one of the most controversial aspects of critical race theory. Are there other similarly controversial topics that are banned? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/816 "2022-03-04T19:28:26Z")
> [@Max\_S](#): > > Wasn’t **damuriajashi** topic-banned? Just in the one thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/817 "2022-03-04T21:08:23Z")
I’m sure if they put some effort into it, they can get that ban expanded. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/818 "2022-03-08T03:18:53Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Pop quiz - how long does a racist think is long enough that people will have forgotten? Oh, wow! I literally forgot he was even a poster. Is the page not loading right, or has literally no one replied to his five day old troll attempt as of this posting? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/819 "2022-03-08T03:45:26Z")
Yeah, it’s like some kind of board record. The attempt is so pitiful and transparent that nobody can be bothered with it. Congratulations are in order, I suppose, for having such a pathetic OP that it doesn’t even elicit token effort. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/820 "2022-03-08T04:55:19Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Congratulations are in order, I suppose, for having such a pathetic OP that it doesn’t even elicit token effort. To DJ, or to the rest of us for ignoring him? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/821 "2022-03-08T05:24:49Z")
Either way works for me! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/822 "2022-03-08T05:29:07Z")
I’m just surprised it hasn’t summoned the other subject of this thread from _it’s_ slumber. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300.md?page=42)