# I pit Diamonds02 and his honk-happy friend **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065 "2011-12-13T19:39:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/201 "2012-07-25T17:15:57Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > But this board doesn’t remind me of people who you can have a few drinks with and swap stories about the crazy things you have done or has happened to you within the last week or month. > [@Diamonds02](#): > > But similar core traits - serious, overly cautious, obsessed with correctness, and just overall not about having fun and letting loose. You are delusional - that’s why. You believe there’s nothing wrong or even weird about entering someone else’s home and placing a loaded weapon down on the table in front of everyone, and are confused as to why your hosts would be upset. That isn’t “swapping stories over a few drinks” - that’s “socially maladjusted nutjob”. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/202 "2012-07-25T18:42:00Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > You are delusional - that’s why. You believe there’s nothing wrong or even weird about entering someone else’s home and placing a loaded weapon down on the table in front of everyone, and are confused as to why your hosts would be upset. That isn’t “swapping stories over a few drinks” - that’s “socially maladjusted nutjob”. - Yuppified fun-hater detected\* ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/203 "2012-07-25T19:13:57Z")
Vinyl, you almost always bring the funny, but in this thread you are killing me. I’m getting tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Also, thanks to your comment last night on “anything in there I should know about… I’m on a _diet_” I was snickering all through dinner and couldn’t keep a straight face. so THANKS. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/204 "2012-07-26T00:24:14Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > - > > Yuppified fun-hater detected\* You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/205 "2012-07-26T02:23:33Z")
I’d put five on it. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/206 "2012-07-26T02:31:11Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > I’d put five on it. I first read this as “I got five on it.” That made me laugh; I hadn’t heard that phrase since high school. Then I realized I _still_ hadn’t heard it since high school. :o “I got five on it” is in reference to putting five bucks in on a small bag of weed; usually a dime or a twenty. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/207 "2012-07-26T13:42:42Z")
Tell us more, Slater. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/208 "2012-07-26T19:19:00Z")
The [latest and greatest](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=659802) from the Dope’s biggest (current) troll. Should we start a betting pool on when the mods will finally give her the boot? I’ll take 7/28 at 2pm. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/209 "2012-07-26T19:26:36Z")
April 2005. She has been here for seven years. Has she always been bug-assed crazy? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/210 "2012-07-26T19:27:30Z")
She was posting while OFF her meds? Which is different from her posting while ON her meds how? I’ll be generous and go with 8-1-2012 at 3am. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/211 "2012-07-26T19:31:56Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > April 2005. She has been here for seven years. Has she always been bug-assed crazy? Weird, innit? I discovered I’ve posted in one or two of her troll-threads\*, but I don’t think I registered the connection between them until now. \*Posting questions with carefully-omitted important detail or explanation, with the express intent of “getting interesting replies” is trolling, IMO, even if it’s pathological. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/212 "2012-07-26T19:36:01Z")
I personally don’t think she’ll ever get banned. But you could start demanding proof that she post a picture of her master’s degree, and if the mods and admins decide she has been misrepresenting herself, she might get the banhammer. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/213 "2012-07-26T19:39:11Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > April 2005. She has been here for seven years. Has she always been bug-assed crazy? I remember her thread about her parents not letting her cut her hair (however many years ago that was), and she always seemed a little unusual, or like she had been raised in non-mainstream circumstances, but she didn’t come across like a total lunatic like she does now. This is a recent development within the last year or so. ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/214 "2012-07-26T19:58:24Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > She was posting while OFF her meds? > > Which is different from her posting while ON her meds how? > > I’ll be generous and go with 8-1-2012 at 3am. I tend not to post all that much when I am on it. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/215 "2012-07-26T20:32:55Z")
> [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > I remember her thread about her parents not letting her cut her hair (however many years ago that was), and she always seemed a little unusual, or like she had been raised in non-mainstream circumstances, but she didn’t come across like a total lunatic like she does now. This is a recent development within the last year or so. I recommend doing a search on thread’s she’s started - it goes back to the beginning. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/216 "2012-07-26T20:57:35Z")
> [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > I remember her thread about her parents not letting her cut her hair (however many years ago that was), and she always seemed a little unusual, or like she had been raised in non-mainstream circumstances, but she didn’t come across like a total lunatic like she does now. This is a recent development within the last year or so. Well, she is off her meds, but they might just be Cod Liver Oil capsules for all we know, because that’s not such an important or provocative detail as the fact that she’s off them. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/217 "2012-07-26T21:12:38Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > I tend not to post all that much when I am on it. Now, see, these dead-pan responses to out right personal attacks makes me think that **Diamonds02** is a poor simulation of an artificial intelligence program, maybe a MIT prank. Personal interactive skills are not evident, normal human responses, not evident, humor, not evident. If you are indeed a real, living, caring, feeling human, I am sorry for your condition. You are either overly medicated or need more care. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/218 "2012-07-26T22:54:48Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I personally don’t think she’ll ever get banned. > > But you could start demanding proof that she post a picture of her master’s degree, and if the mods and admins decide she has been misrepresenting herself, she might get the banhammer. What does she claim she has a master’s in? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/219 "2012-07-26T23:07:29Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > I tend not to post all that much when I am on it. Then you going back on it is an all-around win-win. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/220 "2012-07-27T00:33:18Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > What does she claim she has a master’s in? I’m going to guess an MBA. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065.md?page=12)