# I pit Diamonds02 and his honk-happy friend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 13, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065 "2011-12-13T19:39:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 12

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/221 "2012-07-27T02:20:58Z")

</div>

> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
>
> What does she claim she has a master’s in?

If I remember correctly, it is a master’s in education.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/222 "2012-07-30T23:17:31Z")

</div>

Sorry, gotta bump this thread once again for ‘her’ most recent comment:

> [@How has the sagging pants - exposed underpants look survived decades?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-sagging-pants-exposed-underpants-look-survived-decades/629812/37):
>
> Stolen chains, cans of colt 45, and glocks stuffed in those huge pockets weigh their pants down.

from the thread on how sagging pants has survived as a fashion for 20+ years.

So, was she just adding to the thread by obliquely answering the question being asked (arguing that the fashion is functional for hiding things), or threadshitting/posting off topic by making a somewhat racist/bigoted blanket statement about the types of people who wear sagging pants (that they steal chains, drink malt liquor, and pack heat)? You be the judge.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/223 "2012-07-30T23:28:21Z")

</div>

Sarcasm.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/224 "2012-07-30T23:30:54Z")

</div>

> [@Diamonds02](#):
>
> Sarcasm.

Phew! So there is a hint of humanity there after all!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/225 "2012-08-03T18:45:28Z")

</div>

> [@Bob Ducca](#):
>
> The [latest and greatest](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=659802) from the Dope’s biggest (current) troll.
> 
> Should we start a betting pool on when the mods will finally give her the boot?
> 
> I’ll take 7/28 at 2pm.

If she’s pulling a 7 year con, she would be one of the greatest trolls of all time. I personally think she’s just a fucking idiot. I had not noticed her before the lawyer thread, and thought it was a one off bout of crazy, now I read her threads and think of a not-quite-drooling shut-in that guffaws every time she catches of whiff of one of her own farts.

I find her posts quite amusing now though. She’s gonna fish out all the fish out of a lake, fry them, toss 'em in the back of her truck, locate a family reunion nearby, and sell her whole catch? That literally sounds like the plot to a three stooges episode.

I was starting to wonder if she’s required to wear a helmet at all times, and then I read about her being in grad school. If I had gone to grad school, I would feel deeply insulted. Maybe the same way a Pulitzer prize winner would feel if Perez Hilton was awarded one.

Now I know what she reminds me of. A real life [Amelia Bedelia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Bedelia) with a slightly modern edge, and a touch of sociopathy.

If she’s been doing her thing here for as long as she has without consequence, I don’t see her getting banned anytime soon.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/226 "2012-08-03T18:49:46Z")

</div>

I stand corrected, she did get a warning for trolling. My guess is 8/15 9:37 pm.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065.md?page=11)
