# I pit Diamonds02 and his honk-happy friend **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065 "2011-12-13T19:39:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/41 "2011-12-14T05:29:03Z")
Farts are always funny. **Diamonds** and her friend are still jerks. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/42 "2011-12-14T05:29:27Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I have to admit, I _might_ find the activity mildly amusing if it was done by a fictional character who was already over-the-top in assholery, but if I actually knew someone who did this for real, I’d have no problem disassociating myself from him, as life is too short to hang out with such people. Man, that is one fancy-pants way to say “fuck THAT shit!” ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/43 "2011-12-14T13:44:07Z")
People who are assholes to others just because they can get away with it are _never_ funny. They’re just assholes. It’s like thinking it’s a hoot when your friends throw eggs at cars. “Hahaha! Did you see how much you scared/angered/inconvenienced those people? You sure are hilarious!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/44 "2011-12-14T13:52:11Z")
Meh, I like her. I don’t think that she’s an asshole or a jerk. But she does need to grow up. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/45 "2012-05-08T22:41:16Z")
I know this is a several months old thread now, but I just had to update it for Diamonds02’s most recent hijinx… her plan to steal flowers, re-pot them, and then sell them for a profit. Seriously Diamonds… seriously -\_- This might even top the honking thing. Going around and stealing people’s flowers to sell them to make a profit? ---
**Author:** ![Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phedre_no_Delaunay)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/46 "2012-05-08T22:51:05Z")
I hope that “friend” has an emergency at 3 a.m. but the emergency response can’t get there because they are all too tired after having gotten no sleep because of jerks like that. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/47 "2012-05-08T22:52:20Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I know this is a several months old thread now, but I just had to update it for Diamonds02’s most recent hijinx… her plan to steal flowers, re-pot them, and then sell them for a profit. > > Seriously Diamonds… seriously -\_- > > This might even top the honking thing. Going around and stealing people’s flowers to sell them to make a profit? Link? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/48 "2012-05-08T23:03:39Z")
> [@Eliahna](#): > > Link? Sorry about that, here you go! [You get 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651121) for the [price of 1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651138)!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bleach23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bleach23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bleach23)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/49 "2012-05-08T23:30:25Z")
Thanks for putting up the link to those threads…I needed a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![SmithCommaJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@SmithCommaJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmithCommaJohn)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/50 "2012-05-09T00:00:42Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Sorry about that, here you go! [You get 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651121) for the [price of 1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651138)!!! I think **Diamonds02** might actually be Frank Reynolds. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/51 "2012-05-09T00:08:07Z")
[tangent] > [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > Or else she was raised by a wire-mesh mother. Does anybody still mention [Harry Harlow’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow#Partial_and_total_isolation_of_infant_monkeys) Mengele-ish experiments in Psych classes? I first read about them in third grade and thought they were sadistic, except I didn’t know that word yet. [/tangent] ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/52 "2012-05-09T00:38:39Z")
I was disappointed to see the plant thread closed; that one really had legs. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/53 "2012-05-09T00:59:16Z")
I can’t work up too much anger. She’s a troll, no one is that stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/54 "2012-05-09T01:37:23Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I was disappointed to see the plant thread closed; that one really had legs. 🙂 Or possibly roots 😛 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/55 "2012-05-09T02:12:09Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > As someone very wise once said about self-diagnosed “Asperger’s sufferers”, “It’s a social disability, not an asshole license.” Damn, I am going to quote this in The Analog World. That’s great. And from that other thread where _Diamonds_ parks in a traffic lane and claims to be mystified by others getting pissed: > [@Territorial Adults!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/territorial-adults/604382/31): > > I won’t comment on the parking thing, because I’m still not sure exactly what the OP is doing, in what circumstances, but I’ll offer this as a general life rule: > > **When you do things that inconvenience other people, they will, very often, become annoyed at you.** Part of learning how to live and work with other people, especially in close quarters, is learning how to stay out of one another’s way. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/56 "2012-05-09T02:28:06Z")
I miss **Diamonds**. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/57 "2012-05-09T03:38:46Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Sorry about that, here you go! [You get 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651121) for the [price of 1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651138)!!! [see also](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=648919) (and don’t miss the poster’s triumphant return to the thread at #26). In other news, obvious troll is obvious. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/58 "2012-05-09T04:07:28Z")
Just to make sure she sees it, here’s my advice to her when she asked “What can I find for free and sell?”: OMG, Diamonds, I just now saw your “Why can’t I overfish a lake and sell the fish off the back of my truck?” thread. Go get some money the old fashioned way (work for it). Relying on your own instincts is going to get you in a lot of trouble. > [@Which things I can find in large quantities that sell well, legally?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-things-i-can-find-in-large-quantities-that-sell-well-legally/621326/1): > > So I can’t go and catch hundreds of fish, fry them, load them in the back of my pickup, and sell em at a flea market? I’m half expecting to come here someday soon and read a thread titled _ **“How was I supposed to know pickpocketing was a bad idea?”** _ and your OP mentioning that a guy broke all your fingers. Slowly. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/59 "2012-05-09T04:14:39Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Just to make sure she sees it, here’s my advice to her when she asked “What can I find for free and sell?”: > > OMG, Diamonds, I just now saw your “Why can’t I overfish a lake and sell the fish off the back of my truck?” thread. > > Go get some money the old fashioned way (work for it). Relying on your own instincts is going to get you in a lot of trouble. > > I’m half expecting to come here someday soon and read a thread titled _ **“How was I supposed to know pickpocketing was a bad idea?”** _ and your OP mentioning that a guy broke all your fingers. Slowly. Seriously…it sounds like all the ideas she has for making money involve more actual physical work and scrambling around for less money than just getting a damn job and doing it. Yes, we’re just coming out of a recession and unemployment is high, but fast food and retail are hiring. It doesn’t pay GREAT but if you are even halfway responsible you’re worth more than gold in those areas and you should never want for work. ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/60 "2012-05-09T04:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > people should be up by then cooking breakfast…it’s like an alarm clock. Is your friend’s name Bubb Rubb? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Nnzw_i4YmKk/hqdefault.jpg "The whistles go.... whoo whoo!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk) > [@](#): > > It’s ownly in tha mownin, he spose ta be up cookin breakfass oah sumptin, iss like a alaam clock . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065.md?page=4)