# I pit Diamonds02 and his honk-happy friend **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065 "2011-12-13T19:39:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/121 "2012-05-16T00:39:25Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Even if there were no other obstacles, I’d hate to have to clean/scale/gut enough pond fish to feed a family reunion’s worth of people. No kidding. Every pond around here pretty much only has bullheads and gillies in it and it would bemore trouble than its worth to get a meal for just one person out of them. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/122 "2012-05-16T00:43:52Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > I was thinking more of finding someone who has access to these precious petals and building a relationship with them and going from there. I already have some free access to soil, chemicals, and lighting equipment, since I posted that thread last week. And if you run a line from a utility pole, you can score some free electricity too! (The local police busted a huge pot farm about 10 years ago. The front for the operation was a nail salon, and after it somehow became known that this very busy salon had never paid an electric bill both the electric company and the police became very interested as to how this was accomplished.) ---
**Author:** ![DearestDane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@DearestDane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DearestDane)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/123 "2012-05-16T05:22:47Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > “By the way everyone, I’m still a middle-aged woman obsessed with boy bands!” Oops! At first I misread that as “I’m still a middle-aged woman obsessed with boy **h** ands!” ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/124 "2012-05-16T07:05:09Z")
Woah woah, nobody here is suggesting anyone have their hand shaken. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/125 "2012-05-16T17:57:28Z")
Wait… what if two consenting adults want to shake hands, and sign a pre-nup saying they’re doing so under no coercion, and no impressionable children see them? (Sorry-- gotta stop, this is getting too racy for me) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/126 "2012-05-23T00:24:03Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Vogue, for your own good put down the vodka and back away from the computer slowly. Gonna guess that was meant for another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/127 "2012-05-23T13:01:31Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > Gonna guess that was meant for another thread. Posts 62 - 67. Or thereabouts. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/128 "2012-05-23T13:14:02Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > Gonna guess that was meant for another thread. You know, I try to give you the benefit of the doubt, but resurrecting a pit thread that hasn’t had a post in two weeks, just so you could quote a post about yourself really screams “attention whore.” Just sayin’. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/129 "2012-05-23T14:01:00Z")
It’s not her fault there’s no computer privileges in detox. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/130 "2012-05-23T15:53:03Z")
Awww. ☹ I saw this had bubbled back up and thought, “Oooohh … what did **Diamonds** do _NOW_?!?” Now I’m disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/131 "2012-05-23T16:01:04Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Awww. ☹ I saw this had bubbled back up and thought, “Oooohh … what did **Diamonds** do _NOW_?!?” Now I’m disappointed. Well, she did start a thread a week ago that had the implication she thought shitting on somebody’s deck was an acceptable form of revenge. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15073857&postcount=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15073857&postcount=1) ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/132 "2012-05-23T16:50:57Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > If I can find a way to gather a bunch of them (and reproduce them) and sell them I would be shitting gold. Apparently the law and uptight people don’t want me doing such. What am I to do? Are you under some delusional idea that flower farmers make so much money that they are “shitting gold”? I swear to god you are the most useless, retarded poster we have here. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/133 "2012-05-23T17:25:08Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Awww. ☹ I saw this had bubbled back up and thought, “Oooohh … what did **Diamonds** do _NOW_?!?” Now I’m disappointed. Think about how I feel :mad: She picked my post from weeks ago to use as her bumping-off point and now I feel all dirty. Like someone caught and fried my goldfish, dug up my flowerbeds, and pooped on my deck ☹ :mad: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/134 "2012-05-23T18:48:51Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > \ > I swear to god you are the most useless, retarded poster we have here. Hey, now, don’t be making extravagant claims you might not be able to back up! > [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Think about how I feel :mad: She picked my post from weeks ago to use as her bumping-off point and now I feel all dirty. Like someone caught and fried my goldfish, dug up my flowerbeds, and pooped on my deck ☹ :mad: > > 😉 I hate it when that happens. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/135 "2012-05-23T19:04:09Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > I swear to god you are the most useless, retarded poster we have here. Did you miss \*\*VogueVixen’s \*\*contributions to this thread? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/136 "2012-05-23T19:10:59Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Did you miss \*\*VogueVixen’s \*\*contributions to this thread? **vv** is definitely weird, but she does not even come close to the scale of utter cluelessness and stupidity of **Diamonds**. “If I can only find a way to reproduce these plants and sell them, I’ll be rolling in cash!” No, bitch, you just described farming. A practice which as a one-man operation has not made anybody rich, ever, and has existed for literally thousands of years. Fucking idiot. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/137 "2012-05-23T19:17:40Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Well, she did start a thread a week ago that had the implication she thought shitting on somebody’s deck was an acceptable form of revenge. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15073857&postcount=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15073857&postcount=1) I think I saw an SVU, a very special episode edition, of that premise once. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/138 "2012-05-23T19:19:47Z")
If they made a sitcom featuring **Diamonds02** and her wacky get-rich-quick schemes, I would watch it. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/139 "2012-05-23T19:45:00Z")
Isn’t “Two Broke Girls” supposed to be exactly that? Though it kind of devolves into a lot of stupidity and ludicrous scenari… Yeah, it’s exactly that. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065/140 "2012-05-23T19:45:36Z")
I am imagining a cross between The Wire, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, and Sanford and Son. Through in some BSG style shakey cam footage and some sparkely teenage vampires and I think we might have comedy gold Jerry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-diamonds02-and-his-honk-happy-friend/606065.md?page=8)