# I pit Doc Cathode

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 17, 2021, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680 "2021-07-17T00:22:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/21 "2021-07-17T10:51:27Z")

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You know a Pit thread went flaccid when the recipes start emerging.

OP, maybe you can save it with another imaginary story about your dad.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/22 "2021-07-17T10:53:58Z")

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My dad made a Key Lime Sugar Pie for Ernest Hemingway . . . it was mostly rum.

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/23 "2021-07-17T12:01:36Z")

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I’m not sure what’s going on here but I do have a go-to summer pie recipe.

Mix a can of sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated milk) with 1/2 cup of either lemon or lime juice. You can add a drop or two of food coloring if you want. Fold in a tub of extra creamy Cool Whip. This goes into a graham cracker pie crust. You can buy a premade one of make one from a sleeve of graham crackers crushed into crumbs, 1/4 cup sugar, and half a stick of melted butter mixed together and pressed into a pie pan. Fancy up the top if you want to and chill for several hours.

If you want to feed a picnic double the recipe and make in in a 13x9 pan.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/24 "2021-07-17T12:30:30Z")

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Game, set, thread to @DocCathode in a clean sweep, burying the mouth breather in his own rhetoric. 🏆

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/25 "2021-07-17T13:11:32Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Ingredients:
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> 1 (one) Trader Joe’s Key Lime Pie

😂😂😂

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/26 "2021-07-17T13:49:45Z")

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In my defense…

(always a good start to a pit-post)

… I was just about to make a pie (from the recipe on the side of the Key Lime Juice bottle) when I discovered we didn’t have our usual can of sweetened condensed milk. With a birthday potluck hours away, and five other errands to do, I punted.

But thanks for noticing, **Spice\_Weasel**. Come to think of it, a number of my recipes start that way…

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/27 "2021-07-17T14:54:32Z")

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@DocCathode said something that irritated me recently so to heck with him. That said, the enemy of my enemy is my friend so, I guess, doc is now my BFF forever!

When come back bring key lime.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/28 "2021-07-17T15:02:37Z")

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Worst pitting ever. I think you need to learn how to read the room, as it were.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/29 "2021-07-17T15:17:54Z")

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For his next act, he’s going to punch himself in the nuts, “just to show us”

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/30 "2021-07-17T15:18:32Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> You know a Pit thread went flaccid when the recipes start emerging.

You know I was just remembering a certain NSFW nude thread started by the pittee that was the opposite of flaccid. I’m sure all the links are broken now but that was a bold experiment!

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/31 "2021-07-17T15:21:51Z")

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This might be the most feeble attempt at a burn that I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/32 "2021-07-17T15:59:09Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> You know I was just remembering a certain NSFW nude thread started by the pittee that was the opposite of flaccid. I’m sure all the links are broken now but that was a bold experiment!

I still remember that! Sometimes I think I hallucinated it. IIRC there was some weird glitch where everything posted within a narrow time frame was going to be deleted forever, so someone decided to bust out the nudes.

That was a strange time.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/33 "2021-07-17T16:16:05Z")

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I’m going to feel terrible if this becomes a significant derail, but am I right in that you cannot view an OP from a poster you have on ignore? In replies I think I can still click to view a post, but I’ve not found a way to do so for an OP.

Yes, I know I should just have the conviction of my opinions and leave ignored content well enough alone, but sometimes I’m just very curious.

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**Author:** ![opiewan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/opiewan/32/3566_2.png) [@opiewan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/opiewan)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/34 "2021-07-17T16:37:28Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> I’m going to feel terrible if this becomes a significant derail, but am I right in that you cannot view an OP from a poster you have on ignore? In replies I think I can still click to view a post, but I’ve not found a way to do so for an OP.

This has been my experience as well, so if there is a workaround that does not involve un-ignoring a poster, I’d be interested in learning it.

I should know better than to read something from a poster I’ve put on the ignore list, but sometimes I can’t help myself, similar to reading the comments in online newspaper articles.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/35 "2021-07-17T16:37:35Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I still remember that! Sometimes I think I hallucinated it. IIRC there was some weird glitch where everything posted within a narrow time frame was going to be deleted forever, so someone decided to bust out the nudes.
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> That was a strange time.

No, this was after that. DC got special mod dispensation to post artistic nudes; unfortunately, this did not start a Board trend.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/36 "2021-07-17T16:39:54Z")

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There was a thread in the Pit where people posted nude pics of themselves because everything we posted was going to be deleted within the next day or so. Doc posted a nude which I remember specifically because he was dressed like a wizard.

I swear to Og.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/37 "2021-07-17T17:08:56Z")

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^I don’t think anyone would have a hard time believing that.

This place is full of weirdos!

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/38 "2021-07-17T17:10:38Z")

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Your memory is accurate.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/39 "2021-07-17T17:11:14Z")

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As my mother always said, it takes all kinds! Not something I would do personally but it didn’t hurt anyone.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-doc-cathode/946680/40 "2021-07-17T17:13:46Z")

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Leave it to mama. “It takes all kinds” is their nice way of saying “the world is full of weirdos!”

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