# I pit Donald Trump for still being a birther

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 25, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073 "2012-05-25T16:11:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/1 "2012-05-25T16:11:12Z")

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See [here.](http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/trump-still-birther-says-obama-was-born-in)

God what an idiot.

What’s his angle here? Just raw stupidity, or is he trying to make money somehow?

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/2 "2012-05-25T16:13:21Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> or is he trying to make money somehow?

Mitt Romney’s running mate. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/3 "2012-05-25T16:17:15Z")

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> [@Kozmik](#):
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> Mitt Romney’s running mate. :rolleyes:

And they each enjoy firing people. 😃

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/4 "2012-05-25T16:17:34Z")

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There has been a couple of news cycles not revolving around Trump. This was clearly an unacceptable situation that Trump needed to remedy.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/5 "2012-05-25T16:20:25Z")

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But Mitt isn’t bald.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/6 "2012-05-25T16:40:04Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> What’s his angle here?

His angle is the same angle he has for everything he does: “Look at MEEEEE!!! Pay attention to MEEEEE!!! I am the richest, handsomest, smartest, most important person in the world, and everyone should listen to MEEEEEE!!!”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/7 "2012-05-25T16:51:43Z")

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Can’t we deport this asshole? Maybe to Kenya? Toss him onto a cargo plane headed for Nairobi, revoke his passport and let him become lion chow.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/8 "2012-05-25T17:09:04Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Can’t we deport this asshole? Maybe to Kenya? Toss him onto a cargo plane headed for Nairobi, revoke his passport and let him become lion chow.

PETA will be in touch with you regarding the last part of your suggestion. Cruelty to animals, don’cha know. . . .

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/9 "2012-05-25T17:14:40Z")

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Jon Stewart proved conclusively that the Donald isn’t actually from New York.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/10 "2012-05-25T17:25:55Z")

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How do birthers (which is just a pretty name for racists) explain the birth announcements in the Hawaiian newspapers, not to mention the doctors and nurses who recall the birth?

Maybe Trump is just a bitter old fool. It must be hard living with the knowledge that the only women who have ever touched his dick did so with dollar signs dancing in their eyes.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/11 "2012-05-25T17:34:02Z")

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He must have missed the memo that the right-wingers were going to stop dry-humping the crazy in order to garner votes.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/12 "2012-05-25T17:37:46Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> There has been a couple of news cycles not revolving around Trump. This was clearly an unacceptable situation that Trump needed to remedy.

This.

He saw a headline that had somebody else’s name in it, and realized that there was attention out there that wasn’t going to him.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/13 "2012-05-25T17:44:01Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> He must have missed the memo that the right-wingers were going to stop dry-humping the crazy in order to garner votes.

They’re using lube now?

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**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/14 "2012-05-25T18:20:21Z")

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my only input is this…even if Obama wasn’t an american citizen when he got in office, I think after 4 years as president he should qualify. Also, what treasonous actions has he made giving away america to those wily kenyans?

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/15 "2012-05-25T18:31:37Z")

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> [@pikey\_pete](#):
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> even if Obama wasn’t an american citizen when he got in office, I think after 4 years as president he should qualify.

Regardless of your stance on the issue (normal or batshit insane) this makes no sense. Serving in office doesn’t change anything.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/16 "2012-05-25T18:58:13Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Maybe Trump is just a bitter old fool. It must be hard living with the knowledge that the only women who have ever touched his dick did so with dollar signs dancing in their eyes.

Yeah, what is his problem? That didn’t make me bitter.

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**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/17 "2012-05-25T19:08:24Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> Regardless of your stance on the issue (normal or batshit insane) this makes no sense. Serving in office doesn’t change anything.

i find the whole birther thing to be a few bricks short of sarah palin’s light load. therefore i find it impossible to be serious when encountering these aberrants

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/18 "2012-05-25T19:18:34Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> His angle is the same angle he has for everything he does: “Look at MEEEEE!!! Pay attention to MEEEEE!!! I am the richest, handsomest, smartest, most important person in the world, and everyone should listen to MEEEEEE!!!”

“Damn you, Mitt! I was supposed to be the annoying millionaire who got nominated! This was my year!!!”

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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/19 "2012-05-25T19:42:26Z")

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> [@Kozmik](#):
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> Mitt Romney’s running mate. :rolleyes:

No, because, like Howard Stern, he wouldn’t stand for the required financial disclosure information.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-donald-trump-for-still-being-a-birther/623073/20 "2012-05-25T20:02:44Z")

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Jeez, didn’t the sate of Hawaii just hand over the original BC to Arizona because a couple of “experts” said the one on the Internets looks photoshopped?

That Arizona Secretary of State was supposed to make a comment this last Wednesday about the original BC. He did not. I’m hopping this will shut his ass up.

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