# I pit Dopers who don't share their location!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 29, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466 "2006-03-29T21:58:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/101 "2006-03-30T15:41:09Z")

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I was watching _Easy Rider_ the other night and there’s the scene near the start when Fonda and Hopper fix their tire and have lunch with the Catholic couple with so many children. The father asks them “So where are y’all from?”, Fonda goes “L.A.” and the guy looks at him quizically and says “L.A.? Where’s that?” Heh, cracked me up good.

I prefer to leave mine a bit ambiguous as with this they’re not sure if I’m on solid footing or in Betty Rubble’s pants.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/102 "2006-03-30T15:50:38Z")

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> [@La Llorona](#):
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> Explain, please? Not sure whether I’m being slow with humor or whether it’s being a non-Bostonian that impedes understanding?
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> And to make some kind of an actual contribution to this thread, is my location rage-inducingly vague enough? We can only hope. 🙂

Given your username, you could also say you’re on the north shore. Those who’ve heard of you will know it is the shore of the Rio Grande. The detail of “distance to the water” is not always important.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/103 "2006-03-30T15:59:26Z")

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While my location is accurate, it ain’t helpful. Be that as it may, anyone bored or crazy enough to sort through my past threads could probably work out _precisely_ where I live and work.

Irrelevant but IMO funny Boston joke:

A guy gets into a cab on Mission Hill.

“Where to, pal?”

“Take me to the hospital.”

“Peter Bent?”

“No, I just bruised it a little.”

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/104 "2006-03-30T16:03:38Z")

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> [@What Exit?](#):
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> Says the man who proudly started a thread a short time ago announcing he was making the first ever Dope Post from Afghanistan. 😃

Touche, mon ami. . . touche. 😃

Tripler  
_STILL_ posting from Afghanistan. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/105 "2006-03-30T16:11:45Z")

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> [@dnooman](#):
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> I live in a suburb of Columbus Ohio BTW. Anyone who searched my posts could find that out, I just choose to mention it when it pertains to the topic at hand.

How is columbus these days? I moved from Dublin, Oh a couple years ago, haven’t been back there yet.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/106 "2006-03-30T16:20:22Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
While my location is accurate, it ain’t helpful. Be that as it may, anyone bored or crazy enough to sort through my past threads could probably work out _precisely_ where I live and work.QUOTE]

Heh, I just thought over some of my posts…and if someone really wanted to link them all up they could quite easily find exactly where I work. Ehh, no big deal to me. I’ve always figured that if someone really wanted to stalk me, they’d figure out a way to do it.

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**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/107 "2006-03-30T16:21:43Z")

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I may be the easiest Doper on the SDMB to find. I have the correct location field (although “Unincorporated Jefferson County” may be more accurate), my real name is in my profile, and my username is my license plate. 🙂

Mebbe someday this will come back to bite me, but I doubt it…

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/108 "2006-03-30T16:37:34Z")

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> [@Antinor01](#):
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> I’ve always figured that if someone really wanted to stalk me, they’d figure out a way to do it.

My general plea to the board is: Don’t stalk me. If you must stalk me, at least be sane. If you can’t be sane, at least be cute.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/109 "2006-03-30T16:51:16Z")

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My location, for what its worth, is accurate to within five miles. All you have to do is figure out what it means.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/110 "2006-03-30T16:58:34Z")

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This thread is WAY too long for me to respond to.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/111 "2006-03-30T17:05:28Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> My general plea to the board is: Don’t stalk me. If you must stalk me, at least be sane. If you can’t be sane, at least be cute.

I’ll take sane AND cute.

I was stalked by an ex for a rather extended period, I would have gotten a restraining order and all that but I guess I felt sorry for him. Ah well, next time it’s restraining orders all around!!

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/112 "2006-03-30T17:07:56Z")

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I have almost nothing in my profile. when it’s relevant, I’ll mention my locality to a degree (area of specific state, sometimes, just the state, at least once because it was relevant, I mentioned being near a big 10 school).

can’t agree w/the OP. it’s not worth bothering about.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/113 "2006-03-30T17:16:30Z")

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> [@Antinor01](#):
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> I’ll take sane AND cute.
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> I was stalked by an ex for a rather extended period, I would have gotten a restraining order and all that but I guess I felt sorry for him. Ah well, next time it’s restraining orders all around!!

Nothing screams “hot chick” to a guy like a cute smile, a perky attitude, and a court order.

Tripler  
Ladies: I’m “Warrant Free since '93!”

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/114 "2006-03-30T17:21:10Z")

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My location correctly describes where I work. I live a little east of that.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/115 "2006-03-30T17:22:49Z")

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> [@Antinor01](#):
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> I’ll take sane AND cute.
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> I was stalked by an ex for a rather extended period, I would have gotten a restraining order and all that but I guess I felt sorry for him. Ah well, next time it’s restraining orders all around!!

Cute trumps sane.

What can I say, I’m a slut. Or I would’ve been one, given the opportunity, back when I was single.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/116 "2006-03-30T17:28:05Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Cute trumps sane.
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> What can I say, I’m a slut. Or I would’ve been one, given the opportunity, back when I was single.

You’re right, cute does trump sane. Or as Samantha said on sex and the city “the crazies have the good pills” 😉

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/117 "2006-03-30T18:15:59Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Cute trumps sane.

The saying is true: Sane is lousy in bed.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/118 "2006-03-30T19:10:52Z")

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> [@dnooman](#):
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> San Dimas High School Football Rules!!  
> [sub]Is there still a huge waterpark there?[/sub]

You are evil, and I don’t like you. 🙂

Incidentally, there’s Bingo at San Dimas High School every Saturday night starting at 6:30.

What???

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/119 "2006-03-30T19:19:36Z")

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I find it amusing that San Dimas High, a public school, has as a team nickname “The Saints,” while just down the road Damien High, a private Catholic boys school has as its nickname “The Trojans.” All sorts of disconnects there. 😃

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/120 "2006-03-30T19:25:31Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> Nothing screams “hot chick” to a guy like a cute smile, a perky attitude, and a court order.

I was not aware that guys looked for perky _attitudes_.

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