# I pit Dopers who don't share their location!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 29, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466 "2006-03-29T21:58:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/121 "2006-03-30T19:27:33Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> My location, for what its worth, is accurate to within five miles. All you have to do is figure out what it means.

Hudson River? Brings one town to mind.  
I’d say it is a bother when you talk about things in a specific area and don’t mention anything. But if you are discussing, say, a book, most (not all, most) of the time does it matter where you are from?

And other Dopers do know where I live, just outside NYC after growing up in NYC. Heck, some have been unfortunate enough to see my face

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/122 "2006-03-30T19:45:21Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> I was not aware that guys looked for perky _attitudes_.

You apparently don’t know what the kids are calling them now… 😉

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/123 "2006-03-30T20:30:19Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I find it amusing that San Dimas High, a public school, has as a team nickname “The Saints,” while just down the road Damien High, a private Catholic boys school has as its nickname “The Trojans.” All sorts of disconnects there. 😃

This is because an inferior school like Damien has to resort to all kinds of misdirection in order to bolster a deservedly sagging reputation. Whereas a PROPER private Catholic boys school, such as, oh, let’s just say Loyola High School – as an example, mind you – is satisfied with being the Cubs.

Also, Damien is technically in La Verne, not San Dimas, making them even less worthy. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/124 "2006-03-30T21:13:38Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> The (extremely rare) southern Maryland location always catches my eye because I was born in, and spent my teens and twenties in, St. Mary’s County.

I’m in Calvert County. **FairyChatMom** also lives in southern Maryland, but I suppose I should let her decide whether to be more specific than that. (She’s hosted a DopeFest, btw, so she’s shared her location to that extent here on the Dope.)

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/125 "2006-03-30T21:43:32Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> Purgatory is a golf course about 40 miles from here.

Tough course is it ?

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**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/126 "2006-03-31T00:29:19Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> Tough course is it ?

I hear it’s purt’ near Hell.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/127 "2006-03-31T00:29:58Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> I’m in Calvert County. **FairyChatMom** also lives in southern Maryland, but I suppose I should let her decide whether to be more specific than that. (She’s hosted a DopeFest, btw, so she’s shared her location to that extent here on the Dope.)

She lives about seven miles from nowhere.

I’m not nearly so north as I used to be. I have hosted many dopefests at my home. When location is germane to my post, I include it.

It’s Dundalk, Maryland. Whee.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/128 "2006-03-31T01:16:35Z")

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> [@Asimovian](#):
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> Also, Damien is technically in La Verne, not San Dimas, making them even less worthy. 🙂

In Laverne? Surely you jest! 😉

:: flees ::

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/129 "2006-03-31T02:12:20Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> The saying is true: Sane is lousy in bed.

Well I’m glad to see that there is _some_ advantage to me being nuts. :smack: 😛😃

As to where my slide originates and ends, I’m more than happy to share my misery whenever it’s called for. Right now, it’s (unfortunately) still Greenville in east Texas. Shortly (hopefully), it will be Dallas. All still in the same state that I loathe, but I’m positive that I’ll only be expected to be barefoot IN my trailer and I’m almost, thank Bog, past the age of pregnancy for anyone to suggest that portion.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/130 "2006-03-31T04:47:12Z")

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Mine used to say “West of Bithlo,” but nobody outside of the Orlando area would get the joke.

Then it said “Over Macho Grande” but that seemed too obvious.

I figured someday someone would get the reference in the current one, and say “hey, that was a clever use of a cool song lyric.”

Alas.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/131 "2006-03-31T04:49:11Z")

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> [@furt](#):
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> I figured someday someone would get the reference in the current one, and say “hey, that was a clever use of a cool song lyric.”

Someday? If I were not a desperate man I would have commented on that ages ago.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/132 "2006-03-31T05:31:33Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> Someday? If I were not a desperate man I would have commented on that ages ago.

You have made my attention-whoring complete. 😃

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/133 "2006-03-31T05:53:19Z")

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Yikes, I’ve just left mine from a million years back when UncleBeer had a thread that offered freebie profiles…and there it sits yet. OK, get to updates soon, stay tuned.

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**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/134 "2006-03-31T06:05:53Z")

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To the OP:  
I’d say I have a built in reluctance based on all the “ASL ??” ASL? asl??? bull-shit that comes up every time you log into, well anything - messageboards, gamesites, etc. Here’s my Age, Sex and Location (you stoopid mutherfucks, like anything on the internet is likely to be true anyway!?) - I’m a 157-year-old, tri-sexual piece of petrified wood. Now can we play cribbage? Gah @!!

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/135 "2006-03-31T06:15:54Z")

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> [@Polycarp](#):
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> In Laverne? Surely you jest! 😉
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> :: flees ::

:smack:

I’d like to shake your hand. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/136 "2006-03-31T08:46:54Z")

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Silliness. This is such a silly pitting. If you Google the phrase I have as my location the first hit will give you the answer. My apologies for having fun.

Next thing you know they’ll be pitting folks for having usernames taken from obscure characters in sitcoms from the 1960s. Then we will see who still has their thumbs won’t we? 😃

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/137 "2006-03-31T08:56:14Z")

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> [@Kolak of Twilo](#):
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> This is such a silly pitting. If you Google the phrase I have as my location the first hit will give you the answer. My apologies for having fun.

I refuse to believe that you are from my ass. At least not without proof.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/138 "2006-03-31T13:03:20Z")

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Well, dude, all I can say is that the most trouble I’ve ever gotten to on this board (officially) was because there was an ex-poster who got under my skin about this very issue. Can’t talk about it here \<looks around for Secret Police\> but e-mail me if you want more details.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/139 "2006-03-31T14:44:10Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> I was not aware that guys looked for perky _attitudes_.

We do. . . among other things.

Tripler  
A nice pair of. . . eyes helps too.

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dopers-who-dont-share-their-location/350466/140 "2006-03-31T15:02:15Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Being a non-Bostonian, you wouldn’t get the rich full flavor of the joke. I can’t find the map itself, but [here](http://www.xanga.com/Daylily02/380654265/item.html) is a description of it:

Ok, so, are you trying to say that the map isn’t right???

😃  
I do find it amusing the number of Boston-area people that reflect that in their location. Maybe because it is such a HUGE area. See, the map was right. Ayuh.

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