# I pit DrDeth

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 28, 2021, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971 "2021-02-28T19:52:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2285 "2025-06-05T07:05:57Z")

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It’s what he does.Tediously wrongsplaining your own country or culture to you is one of the bad Dr’s signature moves.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2286 "2025-06-05T08:37:25Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I’m not going to bother responding because I know how arguments with him always go.

Yeah, that’s why I didn’t respond in the thread but took it here.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2287 "2025-06-05T12:57:46Z")

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Yup. That’s pretty much is MO. He doesn’t know something but rather than just keep his mouth shut, he googles it and finds the first answer that pops up. He won’t read the whole cite, but believes he’s an expert and argues endlessly.

So, his correcting you, a native speaker of German is what we would expect. He has zero knowledge but he’s got to say something and then will dig his heels in forever.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2288 "2025-06-05T14:24:55Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> This is his standard _modus operandi_. He never hesitates to argue with people much more knowledgeable than he is. He denies statistics. He disputes established facts.

Typically, he’ll read a book or article (however superficially) by someone presenting a dubious minority case for something, latching onto it like it’s the undisputed Truth and denigrating accepted experts with ad hominesque insults.

A well-informed consensus is sooo boring.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2289 "2025-06-05T21:32:58Z")

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Well, miracles happen, he just admitted that he didn’t know and learned something new from my correction in the pronunciation thread. Do I get some prize or badge for being the first doper to ever get this from the Doc?

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2290 "2025-06-05T22:04:56Z")

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Absolutely!

🏆

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2291 "2025-06-05T22:20:44Z")

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Oh well, thank you, I’m so grateful for this prize! 😊

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2292 "2025-06-05T23:10:52Z")

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Here’s a real trophy to commemorate your success.

[![](https://www.thepitifulnews.com/assets/images/articles/best.png) ](https://www.thepitifulnews.com/assets/images/articles/best.png)

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2293 "2025-06-05T23:11:05Z")

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I think you’ve proved that he secretly _does_ read his pit thread.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2294 "2025-06-06T01:04:22Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> Yup. That’s pretty much is MO. He doesn’t know something but rather than just keep his mouth shut, he googles it and finds the first answer that pops up. He won’t read the whole cite, but believes he’s an expert and argues endlessly.
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> So, his correcting you, a native speaker of German is what we would expect. He has zero knowledge but he’s got to say something and then will dig his heels in forever.

Don’t forget the other part of his MO: accusing those correcting him of insulting him even when they didn’t insult him, or, and this is my particular favorite, accusing them of insulting his father.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2295 "2025-06-06T06:21:47Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> accusing them of insulting his father.

Well, to be fair to him, he may be too stupid to realize his father was bullshitting him his whole life, and he can’t see the impossibility of the stories even when pointed out to him.

Well, no one else knows if he was the one lying or his father, but given his MO, it seems clear . . .

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2296 "2025-06-06T06:27:04Z")

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It could be _A_; it could be _B_; it could be _Both A and B_.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2297 "2025-06-06T13:11:00Z")

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What if—hear me out—it’s i (that is, the square root of negative one)? What I mean to say is… what if **DrDeth** _is his own father_?

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2298 "2025-06-06T13:14:53Z")

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I’ve heard in a song that you can be your own grandfather, but father?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2299 "2025-06-06T15:09:02Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> What I mean to say is… what if **DrDeth** _is his own father_?

Back in the 80s, when he got in Doc Brown’s DeLorean after the Iranians attacked and hijinks ensued, he couldn’t resist his mom’s charms.

(That’s one way that could have been accomplished.)

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2300 "2025-06-06T15:24:08Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> he couldn’t resist his mom’s charms.

If you’re claming DrD is a product of inbreeding… 🤔

That would explain a lot, actually.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2301 "2025-06-06T15:25:35Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> If you’re claming DrD is a product of inbreeding… 🤔

Don’t ask me to explain time travel.

Maybe by traveling in time it split into a parallel timeline, and technically it’s not actually his mom?

I’m not a chronophysicist.

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2302 "2025-06-06T17:49:59Z")

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The guy in the song becomes his own grandpa when his dad married his step-daughter, which makes her his step-mother, making him his step-mother’s step-father and himself his own step-step-grandfather. So I suppose if one’s father remarried and then died, and they married their step-mother, they’d now sort of be their own step-father?

I don’t know, I’m not a stepologist.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2303 "2025-06-06T17:53:50Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> > What I mean to say is… what if **DrDeth** _is his own father_?
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> Back in the 80s, when he got in Doc Brown’s DeLorean after the Iranians attacked and hijinks ensued, he couldn’t resist his mom’s charms.
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> (That’s one way that could have been accomplished.)

Libyans, I think.

(And isn’t the “couldn’t resist his mom’s charms” hypothesis rendered unfeasible by the fact that Marty has at least one older sibling?)

NM. I failed to consider the possibility that Doc Brown took on a separate assistant (with a similar, though not identical, outcome).

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drdeth/933971/2304 "2025-06-06T18:15:37Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Libyans, I think.

This is 100% my bad.

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